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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

My first game of 5 a side footy tonight in about 6 weeks gawd I'm paying for it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I love footie am off on tour with my youngest boy in 2 weeks

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"Haha I love footie am off on tour with my youngest boy in 2 weeks

Well I'm aching now but I smell like a real man grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I love footie am off on tour with my youngest boy in 2 weeks

Well I'm aching now but I smell like a real man grrrr

xx"

Will you smell like that next Wednesday??

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"Haha I love footie am off on tour with my youngest boy in 2 weeks

Well I'm aching now but I smell like a real man grrrr

Will you smell like that next Wednesday??

I can if u want lol or I can smell like a surfer lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I love footie am off on tour with my youngest boy in 2 weeks

Well I'm aching now but I smell like a real man grrrr

Will you smell like that next Wednesday??

I can if u want lol or I can smell like a surfer lol xx"

As long as you smell tidy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh are you pair meeting? Why am I so excited for u??

Haha

I'm off to buy a hat

G'day!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang fire on the hat

I ain't divorced yet

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"Hang fire on the hat

I ain't divorced yet

Lmfao. Nawtys lost me with the hat comment now I get it lol.

I vowed never to marry again until Sandra bullock comes calling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does

In my head she does lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does

In my head she does lol xx"

Tut tut

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does

In my head she does lol xx"

I've knocked one out watching her in a couple of her films lmfao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucks sake like

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"Fucks sake like

What? Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does

I fucking love you ur my hero :''')

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does

I fucking love you ur my hero :''')"

Can we all stop dissing my future wife Sandra please. It's gonna make it awkward when I introduce her to u all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does

Lol...THAT'S the spirit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does

I fucking love you ur my hero :''')

Can we all stop dissing my future wife Sandra please. It's gonna make it awkward when I introduce her to u all xx"

I'll sit on her face, break the ice etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does

Lol...THAT'S the spirit...

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does

I fucking love you ur my hero :''')

Can we all stop dissing my future wife Sandra please. It's gonna make it awkward when I introduce her to u all xx

I'll sit on her face, break the ice etc...

I've heard that's a good way of introducing yourself lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random as fk but I'm sat here chuckling at the pics I just seen on a profile "Wareham"

Is it just me ...or are those pants on his head pics hilarious ? :''')

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does

I fucking love you ur my hero :''')

Can we all stop dissing my future wife Sandra please. It's gonna make it awkward when I introduce her to u all xx

I'll sit on her face, break the ice etc...

I've heard that's a good way of introducing yourself lol xx"

Oh great I'll remember that for next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random as fk but I'm sat here chuckling at the pics I just seen on a profile "Wareham"

Is it just me ...or are those pants on his head pics hilarious ? :''')"

Aww ffs why did I look?? ROFLMFAO!!

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does

I fucking love you ur my hero :''')

Can we all stop dissing my future wife Sandra please. It's gonna make it awkward when I introduce her to u all xx

I'll sit on her face, break the ice etc...

I've heard that's a good way of introducing yourself lol xx

Oh great I'll remember that for next week

Lol. I have no issues with that hehe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random as fk but I'm sat here chuckling at the pics I just seen on a profile "Wareham"

Is it just me ...or are those pants on his head pics hilarious ? :''')

Aww ffs why did I look?? ROFLMFAO!!

Hehehe made my fkin night :')

I love fab!

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"Random as fk but I'm sat here chuckling at the pics I just seen on a profile "Wareham"

Is it just me ...or are those pants on his head pics hilarious ? :''')

Aww ffs why did I look?? ROFLMFAO!!

Hehehe made my fkin night :')

I love fab!

He looks like a cross between the worlds worst bank robber and the worlds worst wwe wrestler lmfao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's so unfair on robbers and wrestlers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg. Omg. Omg. I'm still laughing hysterically. I have no words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top find!

Where's he been all my life ...x

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By *appy campersCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

He loves redheads...get your coat girls

only problem is that he doesn't fuck but he will if he has to! Hilarious profile, well spotted. Made my night :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen him loafs

If it's taboo or filthhhhhhhh tha bugga loves it...

Let's vote which pic is our fave of his....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going with either 3rd from the bottom blue pants on head holding orange dido

Orrrr

5th from bottom green n white stripy pants

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"I'm going with either 3rd from the bottom blue pants on head holding orange dido

Orrrr

5th from bottom green n white stripy pants "

I had another look and scanned further down. That's fucking Christmas ruined for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like his arse is eating a carrot doesnt it :')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't go back and look again. The images are scarred into my memory and i only saw a few before I was in danger of wetting myself.

He'd probably love the pussy panties mind the filthy bugger. Hahaha. Nawty send him some panties Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like fuckkkk

I do nottttt need to see a geriatric man wearing my panties on his face whilst sitting on a dildo

Jesus Christ on a bike. ...I have seen enough :')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like fuckkkk

I do nottttt need to see a geriatric man wearing my panties on his face whilst sitting on a dildo

Jesus Christ on a bike. ...I have seen enough :')"

I Might've messaged him on your behalf.

I've gone too far but i couldn't help myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh you absolute Kent! !!!!

It's ok. .i know an absolute pearler of a profile ...loves scat. Eating poo....etc...

Hmmm.... I think k girl would like a Lil cupids help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh you absolute Kent! !!!!

It's ok. .i know an absolute pearler of a profile ...loves scat. Eating poo....etc...

Hmmm.... I think k girl would like a Lil cupids help

Check your Kik. Haha. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehehe

Fk it.. I'll bring him to chams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't that Seth Armstrong tha used to be in emmerdale?

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By *astmeetswest77Couple
over a year ago

monmouth

What a guy. The funniest profile pics yet.

He even diguises himself as uncle albert from only fools...

Pure class!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucks sake this place ruins me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy fuck! That guy is a complete wronger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight's entertainment brought to you by

Nawtyredhead

Fab..I salute you. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traumatised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Traumatised. "

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

Well I have to thank you all for making my day! Being the nosey sod that I am I had to go look at that guys profile. It's the funniest thing I've seen! Laughing hysterically here. Just hope none of my colleagues catch me in this state and ask me why lol.....

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"Well I have to thank you all for making my day! Being the nosey sod that I am I had to go look at that guys profile. It's the funniest thing I've seen! Laughing hysterically here. Just hope none of my colleagues catch me in this state and ask me why lol.....

I didn't sleep well last night I had bad dreams about a bank robbing wwe wrestler chasing me and shooting used knickers at me in a Spider-Man stylie but he didn't use the knickers to swing from building to building he used his carrot like dildo as a kind of semi inserted space hopper to badoing from place to place while shouting ho ho ho Del Boy. I'm not blaming nawty tho cos I've had that dream many times before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

xx"

Hahaha

Kgirl traumatised me by sensed ing me a msg on kik of what she messaged him on my behalf..

Tidyyyyy

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

Hahaha

Kgirl traumatised me by sensed ing me a msg on kik of what she messaged him on my behalf..

Tidyyyyy

"
. Where is he I never noticed that. I'm worried for u I'm sure he could track you down Blackwood isn't big. All he gotta do is ask around for a red haired mentalist who used to have boy boobs and now has world class ones. That's what I did anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucks sake I am howling laughing looking at his pics again

Fuck I need to grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe so do I. ..

Ah that wouldn't be the first..

Iv had two guys off fab go to blackwood and ask for me....one..was successful in finding my full name messaging me on facebook abd said ah I asked about in blackwood few ppl knew you. . Weirdos mun..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im phoning jezza kyle ..i need therapy after seeing thoes pics lmao ....also might need to have laser eye surgery im so scarred .....top profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the thing. .

I can never unsee our dear wareham

:')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im phoning jezza kyle ..i need therapy after seeing thoes pics lmao ....also might need to have laser eye surgery im so scarred .....top profile x"

Get the foil photo on yuh!!

Absolutely outstanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im phoning jezza kyle ..i need therapy after seeing thoes pics lmao ....also might need to have laser eye surgery im so scarred .....top profile x

Get the foil photo on yuh!!

Absolutely outstanding

u love that pic ...shall i watsapp it to u everyday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still giggling like a school girl. For the record he doesn't want Nawty's old bras even if she rubs her hairy pussy over them. His thing is used panties. To clarify this he sent a photo attached of panties on his head and a thumbs up. I was absolutely howling with laughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im phoning jezza kyle ..i need therapy after seeing thoes pics lmao ....also might need to have laser eye surgery im so scarred .....top profile x

Get the foil photo on yuh!!

Absolutely outstanding

u love that pic ...shall i watsapp it to u everyday xx"

Yes please that would be utterly delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still giggling like a school girl. For the record he doesn't want Nawty's old bras even if she rubs her hairy pussy over them. His thing is used panties. To clarify this he sent a photo attached of panties on his head and a thumbs up. I was absolutely howling with laughter.

That reply pic was the fucking bomb :')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offended he doesn't want my shit tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just knew i shouldn't look up the talked about profile whilst eating my breakfast ... but did it anyway. Have spat my rice krispies over the table now.

I'm so easily led ..... and to think this thread started off about football!

Rosie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm partial to lowering the tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol ... you carry on honey ... makes us smile! Xx

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By *he mischiefsCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Reading this & having to have a look at the talked about profile I'm crying with laughter, it's made my day... Thanks girls lol xx

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I'm still crying laughing at this thread and the talked about profile. ...

Bloody brilliant mun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So wish I'd never asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's still hilariously funny. I saved his reply for posterity.

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