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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi all,

Can you help me? I'm looking to arrange a stag do in North Wales hopefully stay in Anglesey or near banger.

I'd like to book some form of adult entertainment and was hoping someone locally may be able to point me in the right direction, when I search on the Web its not bringing up much locally. If you know of any Risqué acts, or funny acts please let me know!

Thanks in advance.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could all come up and give him a gangbang hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could all come up and give him a gangbang hahaha "

Haha nawtyredhead I'm in if he's a Fittie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There you have it!!

Ffm me and k girl. ... is he hot?? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow.. what a response! Lol..

I wouldn't know how to class hot I'm afraid!

I know he wouldn't know what to do with you both all over him! Lol

He is quite a shy guy, I doubt he has ever had a stripper before!!

Also, remember there would be another 8 guys watching!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That wouldn't bother them lol

I've seen them in action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could all come up and give him a gangbang hahaha "

Your meant to be resting up lol. Not offering your services. You pair combined I don't think a shy guy would stand a chance lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That wouldn't bother them lol

I've seen them in action "

Fibs cj! Or was I d*unk? Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could all come up and give him a gangbang hahaha

Your meant to be resting up lol. Not offering your services. You pair combined I don't think a shy guy would stand a chance lol xx"

I know aye! Fk buddy was coming over to stay tonight until a guy on here told me she was in agony days after sex straining muscles .. told him not to but thinking about it I could have just had oral all night hahahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That wouldn't bother them lol

I've seen them in action "

Oi...im shy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will take the two of them if OP is passing on it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will take the two of them if OP is passing on it lol "

Even though you know you're blocked? Bareback photos are Ach y Fi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will take the two of them if OP is passing on it lol

Even though you know you're blocked? Bareback photos are Ach y Fi. "

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"I will take the two of them if OP is passing on it lol

Even though you know you're blocked? Bareback photos are Ach y Fi. "

. Fisting is blocked but animal play is allowed!! What's that all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Animal play ain't allowed???

I tried uploading a pic of me fingering my pet giraffe. ...wouldn't have any of it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will take the two of them if OP is passing on it lol

Even though you know you're blocked? Bareback photos are Ach y Fi. . Fisting is blocked but animal play is allowed!! What's that all about "

I'm confused. Is this an oldie thing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehehe an oldie thing...

Must be a 70+ thing

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Animal play ain't allowed???

I tried uploading a pic of me fingering my pet giraffe. ...wouldn't have any of it..."

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Animal play ain't allowed???

I tried uploading a pic of me fingering my pet giraffe. ...wouldn't have any of it..."

On the phone to the Rspca....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh cmooon. ...don't tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told them there's some crazy red haired woman with new tits and covered in tattoos fingering fuck out of her pet giraffe and bragging about it online and that I felt their attendance was needed. Cunts hung up on me. Ah well I tried

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"I told them there's some crazy red haired woman with new tits and covered in tattoos fingering fuck out of her pet giraffe and bragging about it online and that I felt their attendance was needed. Cunts hung up on me. Ah well I tried "

They hung up on you cos they didn't believe you. Fingering a giraffe cmon. Everyone knows you fist a giraffe but finger a gazelle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will take the two of them if OP is passing on it lol

Even though you know you're blocked? Bareback photos are Ach y Fi. "

The bareback photo is with my partner actually, but i understand the opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I told them there's some crazy red haired woman with new tits and covered in tattoos fingering fuck out of her pet giraffe and bragging about it online and that I felt their attendance was needed. Cunts hung up on me. Ah well I tried

They hung up on you cos they didn't believe you. Fingering a giraffe cmon. Everyone knows you fist a giraffe but finger a gazelle xx"

Sorry....easy mistake to make being an amateur in the wildlife molesting lifestyle

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"I told them there's some crazy red haired woman with new tits and covered in tattoos fingering fuck out of her pet giraffe and bragging about it online and that I felt their attendance was needed. Cunts hung up on me. Ah well I tried

They hung up on you cos they didn't believe you. Fingering a giraffe cmon. Everyone knows you fist a giraffe but finger a gazelle xx

Sorry....easy mistake to make being an amateur in the wildlife molesting lifestyle "

Easy mistake. I'll give u a lesson. Giraffes are mental looking lanky things gazelles look like a stripy deer with corkscrew horns and jump 8 feet in the air if u fart within 200 yards of them. And as a bonus lesson doggies go woof woof and cats are evil x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow.. how did we get to Rspca and finger fucking giraffes??

Just for the record, if The stag were to be too shy, id more than happily step up to the mark, as I'm sure would a number of the others!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow.. how did we get to Rspca and finger fucking giraffes??

Just for the record, if The stag were to be too shy, id more than happily step up to the mark, as I'm sure would a number of the others!

"

Just a normal day on the Wales forum love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow.. how did we get to Rspca and finger fucking giraffes??

Just for the record, if The stag were to be too shy, id more than happily step up to the mark, as I'm sure would a number of the others!

Just a normal day on the Wales forum love "

I'm gonna come hang out here more often!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I told them there's some crazy red haired woman with new tits and covered in tattoos fingering fuck out of her pet giraffe and bragging about it online and that I felt their attendance was needed. Cunts hung up on me. Ah well I tried

They hung up on you cos they didn't believe you. Fingering a giraffe cmon. Everyone knows you fist a giraffe but finger a gazelle xx

Sorry....easy mistake to make being an amateur in the wildlife molesting lifestyle

Easy mistake. I'll give u a lesson. Giraffes are mental looking lanky things gazelles look like a stripy deer with corkscrew horns and jump 8 feet in the air if u fart within 200 yards of them. And as a bonus lesson doggies go woof woof and cats are evil x"

And you say I scare you?!?!

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"I told them there's some crazy red haired woman with new tits and covered in tattoos fingering fuck out of her pet giraffe and bragging about it online and that I felt their attendance was needed. Cunts hung up on me. Ah well I tried

They hung up on you cos they didn't believe you. Fingering a giraffe cmon. Everyone knows you fist a giraffe but finger a gazelle xx

Sorry....easy mistake to make being an amateur in the wildlife molesting lifestyle

Easy mistake. I'll give u a lesson. Giraffes are mental looking lanky things gazelles look like a stripy deer with corkscrew horns and jump 8 feet in the air if u fart within 200 yards of them. And as a bonus lesson doggies go woof woof and cats are evil x

And you say I scare you?!?! "

. You can't humiliate me like that on a public forum. You scaring the bejesus outta me was for private consumption. That's my aura of suave sophistication and quiet steady confidence blown right outta the friggin water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will take the two of them if OP is passing on it lol

Even though you know you're blocked? Bareback photos are Ach y Fi.

The bareback photo is with my partner actually, but i understand the opinion."

A partner who your presumably cheating on?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I told them there's some crazy red haired woman with new tits and covered in tattoos fingering fuck out of her pet giraffe and bragging about it online and that I felt their attendance was needed. Cunts hung up on me. Ah well I tried "

Hahaha imagine that for a phone call

Welcome to the wales forum fuckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)"

She couldn't handle me hehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)"

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol this Welsh forum is Nutts

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough "

It's just logistics. I can't always accommodate cos of my son and you don't. Plus I haven't got anyone lined up to look after Gary the gazelle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

It's just logistics. I can't always accommodate cos of my son and you don't. Plus I haven't got anyone lined up to look after Gary the gazelle xx"

Pint??

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

It's just logistics. I can't always accommodate cos of my son and you don't. Plus I haven't got anyone lined up to look after Gary the gazelle xx

Pint?? "

Gary doesn't drink what kind of a monster do you think I am. I could be tempted though xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

It's just logistics. I can't always accommodate cos of my son and you don't. Plus I haven't got anyone lined up to look after Gary the gazelle xx

Pint??

Gary doesn't drink what kind of a monster do you think I am. I could be tempted though xx"

Lose the fucking gazelle and I'm all yours haha

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

It's just logistics. I can't always accommodate cos of my son and you don't. Plus I haven't got anyone lined up to look after Gary the gazelle xx

Pint??

Gary doesn't drink what kind of a monster do you think I am. I could be tempted though xx

Lose the fucking gazelle and I'm all yours haha"

Wednesday evening or thursday evening I'm free but leave Gary out of this I can't abide gazelle dissers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will inbox you

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Will inbox you "

Bated breath n all that lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just off to go buy a hat...

and yupp the Welsh forum is friedddd

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"I'm just off to go buy a hat...

and yupp the Welsh forum is friedddd "

Oi nawty. Answer my Kik message if you'ld be so kind lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. No wonder people think the Welshies are odd.

However I feel the need to add 'you know this shit's Newport'

Also would it be easier for Penelope Panda to get her own single lady membership for Chams? Or shall I get a FF one?! Thoughts?!

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Haha. No wonder people think the Welshies are odd.

However I feel the need to add 'you know this shit's Newport'

Also would it be easier for Penelope Panda to get her own single lady membership for Chams? Or shall I get a FF one?! Thoughts?! "

Gary's never been and he's a bit nervous. Maybe they could pair up moral support n all that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha. No wonder people think the Welshies are odd.

However I feel the need to add 'you know this shit's Newport'

Also would it be easier for Penelope Panda to get her own single lady membership for Chams? Or shall I get a FF one?! Thoughts?!

Gary's never been and he's a bit nervous. Maybe they could pair up moral support n all that xx"

Yes! Maybe chams can have a teddy bears picnic? We can put a blanket down in the cinema room! We'll have to promise to stop Gary from being fisted in the hot tub though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha. No wonder people think the Welshies are odd.

However I feel the need to add 'you know this shit's Newport'

Also would it be easier for Penelope Panda to get her own single lady membership for Chams? Or shall I get a FF one?! Thoughts?!

Gary's never been and he's a bit nervous. Maybe they could pair up moral support n all that xx

Yes! Maybe chams can have a teddy bears picnic? We can put a blanket down in the cinema room! We'll have to promise to stop Gary from being fisted in the hot tub though. "

Wtf we all on about now :')

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Haha. No wonder people think the Welshies are odd.

However I feel the need to add 'you know this shit's Newport'

Also would it be easier for Penelope Panda to get her own single lady membership for Chams? Or shall I get a FF one?! Thoughts?!

Gary's never been and he's a bit nervous. Maybe they could pair up moral support n all that xx

Yes! Maybe chams can have a teddy bears picnic? We can put a blanket down in the cinema room! We'll have to promise to stop Gary from being fisted in the hot tub though. "

Now your being silly. He's not gonna go in the hot tub is he. Flashbacks to crocodiles erupting out of the watering hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha. No wonder people think the Welshies are odd.

However I feel the need to add 'you know this shit's Newport'

Also would it be easier for Penelope Panda to get her own single lady membership for Chams? Or shall I get a FF one?! Thoughts?!

Gary's never been and he's a bit nervous. Maybe they could pair up moral support n all that xx

Yes! Maybe chams can have a teddy bears picnic? We can put a blanket down in the cinema room! We'll have to promise to stop Gary from being fisted in the hot tub though.

Now your being silly. He's not gonna go in the hot tub is he. Flashbacks to crocodiles erupting out of the watering hole "

Oh shit yes! We better make sure they're aren't any hippos in the steam room too.

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Haha. No wonder people think the Welshies are odd.

However I feel the need to add 'you know this shit's Newport'

Also would it be easier for Penelope Panda to get her own single lady membership for Chams? Or shall I get a FF one?! Thoughts?!

Gary's never been and he's a bit nervous. Maybe they could pair up moral support n all that xx

Yes! Maybe chams can have a teddy bears picnic? We can put a blanket down in the cinema room! We'll have to promise to stop Gary from being fisted in the hot tub though.

Now your being silly. He's not gonna go in the hot tub is he. Flashbacks to crocodiles erupting out of the watering hole

Oh shit yes! We better make sure they're aren't any hippos in the steam room too. "

That's a scary thought hippos are notoriously territorial. Surprisingly cuddly tho. But it's a balancing act cos they have breath like a rancid joint of mutton. So it's nice to cuddle them but only if you've remembered your snorkel x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha. No wonder people think the Welshies are odd.

However I feel the need to add 'you know this shit's Newport'

Also would it be easier for Penelope Panda to get her own single lady membership for Chams? Or shall I get a FF one?! Thoughts?!

Gary's never been and he's a bit nervous. Maybe they could pair up moral support n all that xx

Yes! Maybe chams can have a teddy bears picnic? We can put a blanket down in the cinema room! We'll have to promise to stop Gary from being fisted in the hot tub though.

Now your being silly. He's not gonna go in the hot tub is he. Flashbacks to crocodiles erupting out of the watering hole

Oh shit yes! We better make sure they're aren't any hippos in the steam room too.

That's a scary thought hippos are notoriously territorial. Surprisingly cuddly tho. But it's a balancing act cos they have breath like a rancid joint of mutton. So it's nice to cuddle them but only if you've remembered your snorkel x"

I just split a stitch u random old fool :"'''')))

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Haha. No wonder people think the Welshies are odd.

However I feel the need to add 'you know this shit's Newport'

Also would it be easier for Penelope Panda to get her own single lady membership for Chams? Or shall I get a FF one?! Thoughts?!

Gary's never been and he's a bit nervous. Maybe they could pair up moral support n all that xx

Yes! Maybe chams can have a teddy bears picnic? We can put a blanket down in the cinema room! We'll have to promise to stop Gary from being fisted in the hot tub though.

Now your being silly. He's not gonna go in the hot tub is he. Flashbacks to crocodiles erupting out of the watering hole

Oh shit yes! We better make sure they're aren't any hippos in the steam room too.

That's a scary thought hippos are notoriously territorial. Surprisingly cuddly tho. But it's a balancing act cos they have breath like a rancid joint of mutton. So it's nice to cuddle them but only if you've remembered your snorkel x

I just split a stitch u random old fool :"'''')))"

What have I done now? I'm not being held responsible for your implants dropping out Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha. No wonder people think the Welshies are odd.

However I feel the need to add 'you know this shit's Newport'

Also would it be easier for Penelope Panda to get her own single lady membership for Chams? Or shall I get a FF one?! Thoughts?!

Gary's never been and he's a bit nervous. Maybe they could pair up moral support n all that xx

Yes! Maybe chams can have a teddy bears picnic? We can put a blanket down in the cinema room! We'll have to promise to stop Gary from being fisted in the hot tub though.

Now your being silly. He's not gonna go in the hot tub is he. Flashbacks to crocodiles erupting out of the watering hole

Oh shit yes! We better make sure they're aren't any hippos in the steam room too.

That's a scary thought hippos are notoriously territorial. Surprisingly cuddly tho. But it's a balancing act cos they have breath like a rancid joint of mutton. So it's nice to cuddle them but only if you've remembered your snorkel x

I just split a stitch u random old fool :"'''')))

What have I done now? I'm not being held responsible for your implants dropping out Xx"

Hahahaha if I wake up with em stuck to my knees your in the shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they fall out can we use them as cushions for Gary and Penelope please? We don't want to singe their fur in the sauna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they fall out can we use them as cushions for Gary and Penelope please? We don't want to singe their fur in the sauna "

No worries.. id rather have them made good use of

Jerry's neck us too long fir me to climb or he'd have had them as earrings

Nuh night u sensible lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough "

I too have a dodgy back and if you can sure it by sitting on my face all the better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

I too have a dodgy back and if you can sure it by sitting on my face all the better lol"

.

Sure it won't affect your blood tests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

I too have a dodgy back and if you can sure it by sitting on my face all the better lol.

Sure it won't affect your blood tests "

Haha if anything I think it'll probably improve the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they fall out can we use them as cushions for Gary and Penelope please? We don't want to singe their fur in the sauna

No worries.. id rather have them made good use of

Jerry's neck us too long fir me to climb or he'd have had them as earrings

Nuh night u sensible lot "

Morning sensible nawty. Are the fun bags still in place? Or can we use them as teddy trampolines in chams? I thought we could brighten up the dungeon room with aforementioned teddy trampolines?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will take the two of them if OP is passing on it lol

Even though you know you're blocked? Bareback photos are Ach y Fi.

The bareback photo is with my partner actually, but i understand the opinion.

A partner who your presumably cheating on?! "

You can continue to presume all you like, you have never given me the time of day, and therefore know nothing about me, i only made a silly throw away forum comment and have been nothing but polite too you, so i would appreciate the same courtesy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they fall out can we use them as cushions for Gary and Penelope please? We don't want to singe their fur in the sauna

No worries.. id rather have them made good use of

Jerry's neck us too long fir me to climb or he'd have had them as earrings

Nuh night u sensible lot

Morning sensible nawty. Are the fun bags still in place? Or can we use them as teddy trampolines in chams? I thought we could brighten up the dungeon room with aforementioned teddy trampolines? "

No I ain't happy with them I phoned today ..im going to get them redone..so the trampolines are off .. I feel like cutting them off and serving them as steaks .. cunts ha )) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upon seeing the heading for this thread I automatically thought it was about decorating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

I too have a dodgy back and if you can sure it by sitting on my face all the better lol.

Sure it won't affect your blood tests

Haha if anything I think it'll probably improve the results"

Oh good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

I too have a dodgy back and if you can sure it by sitting on my face all the better lol.

Sure it won't affect your blood tests

Haha if anything I think it'll probably improve the results

Oh good "

And to make it even better a nurses outfit thrown in to the mix would have some very positive results!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

I too have a dodgy back and if you can sure it by sitting on my face all the better lol.

Sure it won't affect your blood tests

Haha if anything I think it'll probably improve the results

Oh good

And to make it even better a nurses outfit thrown in to the mix would have some very positive results! "

Haha

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

I too have a dodgy back and if you can sure it by sitting on my face all the better lol.

Sure it won't affect your blood tests

Haha if anything I think it'll probably improve the results

Oh good

And to make it even better a nurses outfit thrown in to the mix would have some very positive results!

Haha "

I look like Annie Wilkes in my nurses outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really trying to act all angelic MissP? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

I too have a dodgy back and if you can sure it by sitting on my face all the better lol.

Sure it won't affect your blood tests

Haha if anything I think it'll probably improve the results

Oh good

And to make it even better a nurses outfit thrown in to the mix would have some very positive results!

Haha

I look like Annie Wilkes in my nurses outfit "

Has to look better than your profile pic :')

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

I too have a dodgy back and if you can sure it by sitting on my face all the better lol.

Sure it won't affect your blood tests

Haha if anything I think it'll probably improve the results

Oh good

And to make it even better a nurses outfit thrown in to the mix would have some very positive results!

Haha

I look like Annie Wilkes in my nurses outfit

Has to look better than your profile pic :')"

That hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you really trying to act all angelic MissP? haha"

I don't have a nurses outfit.

Best ( and possibly only outfit) I can probably manage is Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz from my hen night 3 years ago but I was about 2 stone lighter then and don't think I ever got the spew stains out of the white stockings

Ah well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I love the way you two flirt...

For fuck sake get it on. ...;)

I keep trying, he keeps blowing me out.

Even offered to sit on his face to try and cure his dodgy back, nope, not good enough

I too have a dodgy back and if you can sure it by sitting on my face all the better lol.

Sure it won't affect your blood tests

Haha if anything I think it'll probably improve the results

Oh good

And to make it even better a nurses outfit thrown in to the mix would have some very positive results!

Haha

I look like Annie Wilkes in my nurses outfit

Has to look better than your profile pic :')

That hurts "

Cmooon now Biffy boy! Take the bants; ) xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had to google Annie Wilkes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you really trying to act all angelic MissP? haha

I don't have a nurses outfit.

Best ( and possibly only outfit) I can probably manage is Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz from my hen night 3 years ago but I was about 2 stone lighter then and don't think I ever got the spew stains out of the white stockings

Ah well "

Sounds like a hell of a night then! Haha

Shame you haven't got a nurses outfit, good job I have a hell of an imagination haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I love this forum haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I love this forum haha "

It's fried..

As are we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That wouldn't bother them lol

I've seen them in action

Fibs cj! Or was I d*unk? Haha x"

Bloody sober I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That wouldn't bother them lol

I've seen them in action

Oi...im shy!"

Yes you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That wouldn't bother them lol

I've seen them in action

Fibs cj! Or was I d*unk? Haha x

Bloody sober I hope "

Last time at chams I didn't even play haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So we've had a location change, we are now planning to stay near Welshpool. .

ladies are you still up for gang banging the stag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to see a photo first ha

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