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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

Went to the range to practice my golf and within 20 minutes my back was killing me. Any fab people on here no the best place to book in for a massage. Not a happy endings one you naughty people a proper one lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I'll sort you out

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Yea I'll sort you out "

Are you qualified? Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fully

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Fully "

Lol I'm afraid I'm gonna have to see your certificates first lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll show you more than my certificates good boy

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"I'll show you more than my certificates good boy "

You scare me lol xx

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"I'll show you more than my certificates good boy

You scare me lol xx"

Maybe I'll just have a soak in the bath lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that is the best blow out I've had fair play

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Well that is the best blow out I've had fair play "

I didn't blow you out lol xx

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Well that is the best blow out I've had fair play

I didn't blow you out lol xx"

I wasn't joking lol my backs killing me I'm no good to man nor beast as the saying goes. And no I'm not calling you a man or a beast lol xx

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By *egs1194Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Well that is the best blow out I've had fair play

I didn't blow you out lol xx

I wasn't joking lol my backs killing me I'm no good to man nor beast as the saying goes. And no I'm not calling you a man or a beast lol xx"

just stop digging my friend

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Well that is the best blow out I've had fair play

I didn't blow you out lol xx

I wasn't joking lol my backs killing me I'm no good to man nor beast as the saying goes. And no I'm not calling you a man or a beast lol xx just stop digging my friend "

Good advice I think mate. I'd bow in thanks if my back was sorted lol

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By *egs1194Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Well that is the best blow out I've had fair play

I didn't blow you out lol xx

I wasn't joking lol my backs killing me I'm no good to man nor beast as the saying goes. And no I'm not calling you a man or a beast lol xx just stop digging my friend

Good advice I think mate. I'd bow in thanks if my back was sorted lol "

should of taken her offer she may of sorted you out

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Well that is the best blow out I've had fair play

I didn't blow you out lol xx

I wasn't joking lol my backs killing me I'm no good to man nor beast as the saying goes. And no I'm not calling you a man or a beast lol xx just stop digging my friend

Good advice I think mate. I'd bow in thanks if my back was sorted lol should of taken her offer she may of sorted you out "

There's no fool like an old fool lol

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By *egs1194Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Well that is the best blow out I've had fair play

I didn't blow you out lol xx

I wasn't joking lol my backs killing me I'm no good to man nor beast as the saying goes. And no I'm not calling you a man or a beast lol xx just stop digging my friend

Good advice I think mate. I'd bow in thanks if my back was sorted lol should of taken her offer she may of sorted you out

There's no fool like an old fool lol "

haha

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Well that is the best blow out I've had fair play

I didn't blow you out lol xx

I wasn't joking lol my backs killing me I'm no good to man nor beast as the saying goes. And no I'm not calling you a man or a beast lol xx just stop digging my friend

Good advice I think mate. I'd bow in thanks if my back was sorted lol should of taken her offer she may of sorted you out

There's no fool like an old fool lol haha "

Anyway I'll be feeling no pain later I got two yes two bottles of Pinot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's ur back rest up and take regular pain medication as it

Could be jus muscular damage long as u can walk and stretch ur back without causing to much pain u should be ok in a few days jus rest up and take things easy...if pain doesn't go away in a week then get to the gp and ask for a back X-ray !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is??? "

You saucy bugger im fit as a flea for a 70 year old so in a few short years I'll catch up with my body xx

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By *ager_jdCouple
over a year ago

bridgend


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is??? "

very harsh - lol

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

very harsh - lol"

It's ok I'll forgotten what she said soon. That's one of the benefits of being decrepit and infirm hehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am fucking hurt tbh

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"I am fucking hurt tbh "

Stop it I dunno if you're joking now lol xx

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"I am fucking hurt tbh

Stop it I dunno if you're joking now lol xx"

Trust me you're not missing much lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

very harsh - lol"

He knows I'm joking...

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

very harsh - lol

He knows I'm joking..."

How's the boobies nawty? Much pain still? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am fucking hurt tbh

Stop it I dunno if you're joking now lol xx"

I ain't joking. I have had a bad day. My fucking horse came 17th

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"I am fucking hurt tbh

Stop it I dunno if you're joking now lol xx

I ain't joking. I have had a bad day. My fucking horse came 17th "

I forgot to bet on it. What horse won it? Just so I know which one I would have bet on lol. I'm a winner folks in case ya didn't know hehe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many clouds

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Many clouds"

Yeah wasn't as nice today. What horse won it? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many clouds

Yeah wasn't as nice today. What horse won it? Xx"

Fuck off you numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is??? "

I could go gentle on him

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him "

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx"

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips "

Now that I like the sound of lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

Now that I like the sound of lol xx"

Oh good seens as my massage wasn't good enough for you

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

Now that I like the sound of lol xx

Oh good seens as my massage wasn't good enough for you "

Lol my back really is sicky baad. If I thought u were serious I would have accepted lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

Now that I like the sound of lol xx

Oh good seens as my massage wasn't good enough for you

Lol my back really is sicky baad. If I thought u were serious I would have accepted lol xx"

So you think I'm a joke now aswell??

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

Now that I like the sound of lol xx

Oh good seens as my massage wasn't good enough for you

Lol my back really is sicky baad. If I thought u were serious I would have accepted lol xx

So you think I'm a joke now aswell?? "

Stop trying to make me squirm lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

Now that I like the sound of lol xx

Oh good seens as my massage wasn't good enough for you

Lol my back really is sicky baad. If I thought u were serious I would have accepted lol xx

So you think I'm a joke now aswell??

Stop trying to make me squirm lol xx"

I've been nothing but nice to you and this is how you treat me?? Humiliating me on a public forum. For shame

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

Now that I like the sound of lol xx

Oh good seens as my massage wasn't good enough for you

Lol my back really is sicky baad. If I thought u were serious I would have accepted lol xx

So you think I'm a joke now aswell??

Stop trying to make me squirm lol xx

I've been nothing but nice to you and this is how you treat me?? Humiliating me on a public forum. For shame "

Stop it or I'm gonna have to spank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

Now that I like the sound of lol xx

Oh good seens as my massage wasn't good enough for you

Lol my back really is sicky baad. If I thought u were serious I would have accepted lol xx

So you think I'm a joke now aswell??

Stop trying to make me squirm lol xx

I've been nothing but nice to you and this is how you treat me?? Humiliating me on a public forum. For shame

Stop it or I'm gonna have to spank you xx"

You'd never whack me hard enough for my liking

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

Now that I like the sound of lol xx

Oh good seens as my massage wasn't good enough for you

Lol my back really is sicky baad. If I thought u were serious I would have accepted lol xx

So you think I'm a joke now aswell??

Stop trying to make me squirm lol xx

I've been nothing but nice to you and this is how you treat me?? Humiliating me on a public forum. For shame

Stop it or I'm gonna have to spank you xx

You'd never whack me hard enough for my liking "

I've got big arms n shoulders mind from my scaffolding days lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

Now that I like the sound of lol xx

Oh good seens as my massage wasn't good enough for you

Lol my back really is sicky baad. If I thought u were serious I would have accepted lol xx

So you think I'm a joke now aswell??

Stop trying to make me squirm lol xx

I've been nothing but nice to you and this is how you treat me?? Humiliating me on a public forum. For shame

Stop it or I'm gonna have to spank you xx

You'd never whack me hard enough for my liking

I've got big arms n shoulders mind from my scaffolding days lol xx"

Now you're talking

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

Now that I like the sound of lol xx

Oh good seens as my massage wasn't good enough for you

Lol my back really is sicky baad. If I thought u were serious I would have accepted lol xx

So you think I'm a joke now aswell??

Stop trying to make me squirm lol xx

I've been nothing but nice to you and this is how you treat me?? Humiliating me on a public forum. For shame

Stop it or I'm gonna have to spank you xx

You'd never whack me hard enough for my liking

I've got big arms n shoulders mind from my scaffolding days lol xx

Now you're talking "

Why? You need some scaffolding erected hehehe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

Now that I like the sound of lol xx

Oh good seens as my massage wasn't good enough for you

Lol my back really is sicky baad. If I thought u were serious I would have accepted lol xx

So you think I'm a joke now aswell??

Stop trying to make me squirm lol xx

I've been nothing but nice to you and this is how you treat me?? Humiliating me on a public forum. For shame

Stop it or I'm gonna have to spank you xx

You'd never whack me hard enough for my liking

I've got big arms n shoulders mind from my scaffolding days lol xx

Now you're talking

Why? You need some scaffolding erected hehehe xx"

Na am just a lover of big arms

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Miss P you'd fkin ruin him...have u seen hiw old he is???

I could go gentle on him

You'ld have to with my hip replacements. xx

I'll just sit on your face.... won't touch your hips

Now that I like the sound of lol xx

Oh good seens as my massage wasn't good enough for you

Lol my back really is sicky baad. If I thought u were serious I would have accepted lol xx

So you think I'm a joke now aswell??

Stop trying to make me squirm lol xx

I've been nothing but nice to you and this is how you treat me?? Humiliating me on a public forum. For shame

Stop it or I'm gonna have to spank you xx

You'd never whack me hard enough for my liking

I've got big arms n shoulders mind from my scaffolding days lol xx

Now you're talking

Why? You need some scaffolding erected hehehe xx

Na am just a lover of big arms "

I've got a question for you. To Ben & jerrys or not to Ben & jerrys. Shall I resist? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pair ain't fkin right :'''')))))

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By *iffidus OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"You pair ain't fkin right :'''')))))"

That doesn't help my Ben & jerrys quandary lol xx

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