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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want to remake Star Wars, I'm going out after posting this to buy one of them hd eyephone things, cos I seen someone making a film on one the other day on telly. Right so I is obviously gonna star in it, I'm gonna be Yoda, for obvious reasons, I'm looking for guys wiv large light sabres, I'm also looking for a princess Leah, and a particularly hairy woman to play Chewbacca

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Oh... me... me!!!

I wanna be Han Solo!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alas Martin I am waiting for an unknown superstar to emerge to fill the Han Solo role, however because of the reports I have heard you may audition for the part of Old big wang Kenobi, well m8 it's either that or an ewok, choice is yours

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By *handyshandyCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

im princess leah...who else lolol

o and juani can be jaba the hut....who sleeps all day and watches tele...tony take tha part lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smiffy i rang sparkss like u asked but she say she too bust to play r2d2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im princess leah...who else lolol

o and juani can be jaba the hut....who sleeps all day and watches tele...tony take tha part lol...."

You can play princess Leah if u can provide ya own baegals for the hair do, fairy nuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what part for me then col ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

not that simple John theres casting to do hummmmmmmmmmm let me think worrabout c3po no to gay hummmmmmmmm darth vadar too evil hummmmmmmmmmm feck it john Luke skywalker it is sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sound good to me smiffy,, may the force be with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and with you young paduan

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Alas Martin I am waiting for an unknown superstar to emerge to fill the Han Solo role, however because of the reports I have heard you may audition for the part of Old big wang Kenobi, well m8 it's either that or an ewok, choice is yours"

OI!!! Less of the... erm....well.... ok, you got me on that one!

I guess its the old master himself then.... cant see myself pulling off the "cute and cuddly" Ewok thing!

I'm off to practice teaching the young paduan some table manners....

... "Use the fork, luke!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smiffy i rang sparkss like u asked but she say she too bust to play r2d2"

FFS I'm rolling round the fooking floor laffing my ass off now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your soooooooooooooooo baddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So you don't want a part in the film I take it Rex?

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By *oddessWoman
over a year ago

swansea

I'm feeling evil enough to be Darth Vader at the moment!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok as long as you can provide ya own big black helmet

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By *abe82Woman
over a year ago

bridgend

i will just come and watch u all makin the film should b a good laff pmsl xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feck up babe u is playing an ewok

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By *elshrobMan
over a year ago

port talbot

colin, you dont look a bit like yoda pmsl,id love to have a part mind lol

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By *abe82Woman
over a year ago

bridgend

was a ewok ????? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a part I can play where I get shot all over by 5 or 6 sand people? I'll have to be one of those pod racing thingies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but master the forks off, now trying to move it with my mind!!!!!!

but lost that in the woods on those fooking bike things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please..please..!!

My lifes ambition to go Hands Solo in public...

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