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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's the best woman squirter in wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly not me , unless coughing and pissing yourself by accident counts??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Certainly not me , unless coughing and pissing yourself by accident counts??

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Suppose that's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs t.m.i sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs t.m.i sorry

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nothing to be sorry

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland

"Certainly not me , unless coughing and pissing yourself by accident counts??

Get working on that pelvic floor missy. And squeeze.. doesnt matter what your squeezing on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Certainly not me , unless coughing and pissing yourself by accident counts??

Get working on that pelvic floor missy. And squeeze.. doesnt matter what your squeezing on

Haha aww it's not funny mun lmao

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"Certainly not me , unless coughing and pissing yourself by accident counts??

Creased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you girl! Hilarious ....

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Miss P69 would it help your pelvic floor squeezing exercises if I was with you?

_tripper9

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell my pelvic floor is as good as it can be after having 3 kids, being fat and drinking silly amounts of cider are probably the main culprits to my problem lmao

haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

miss p ..ur hot ..the best oops upside ur head partner i ever had xxx

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By *roggMan
over a year ago

haverfordwest

"miss p ..ur hot ..the best oops upside ur head partner i ever had xxx

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you are both 2 of the characters with your personality that is on here in south Wales anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Edna Llewellyn. Women's Regional Water Pistol Target Champion of 1974, with a distance of 30m.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Edna Llewellyn. Women's Regional Water Pistol Target Champion of 1974, with a distance of 30m. "

Did she make the shot with the water pistol shoved up her chuff??

If not it doesn't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"miss p ..ur hot ..the best oops upside ur head partner i ever had xxx

Lucky you didn't get a golden shower lmao

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"miss p ..ur hot ..the best oops upside ur head partner i ever had xxx

Lucky you didn't get a golden shower lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be a contender as the best lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal. "

Never trust a dwarf

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.

Never trust a dwarf

Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.

Never trust a dwarf

Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x"

Don't be so racist

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.

Never trust a dwarf

Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x

Don't be so racist

How is that racist? Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.

Never trust a dwarf

Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x

Don't be so racist

How is that racist? Lol. "

I was taking the piss. Sorry will revert to serious mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.

Never trust a dwarf

Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x"

Agreed on both counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im trying my best to reach a target

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.

Never trust a dwarf

Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x

Don't be so racist

How is that racist? Lol.

I was taking the piss. Sorry will revert to serious mode

My apologies I wasn't following your totally illogical train of thought. My bad I'm not a female lol xx. (And queue the abuse) lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.

Never trust a dwarf

Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x

Don't be so racist

How is that racist? Lol.

I was taking the piss. Sorry will revert to serious mode

My apologies I wasn't following your totally illogical train of thought. My bad I'm not a female lol xx. (And queue the abuse) lol xx

The illogical part was the whole point

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.

Never trust a dwarf

Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x

Don't be so racist

How is that racist? Lol.

I was taking the piss. Sorry will revert to serious mode

My apologies I wasn't following your totally illogical train of thought. My bad I'm not a female lol xx. (And queue the abuse) lol xx

The illogical part was the whole point

I'm fully in touch with the female psyche but not the mentalist female part lol. Note to self biff must try to be a bit more mental to understand the fairer sex lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell my pelvic floor is as good as it can be after having 3 kids, being fat and drinking silly amounts of cider are probably the main culprits to my problem lmao

haha xx"

And this is why I'm not drinking or having kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell my pelvic floor is as good as it can be after having 3 kids, being fat and drinking silly amounts of cider are probably the main culprits to my problem lmao

haha xx

And this is why I'm not drinking or having kids."

I don't think kids would give you the same problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think kids would give you the same problem

It's not worth the risk. Nobody wants a baggy jap's eye.

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

I don't think kids would give you the same problem

It's not worth the risk. Nobody wants a baggy jap's eye.

Don't assume to speak for all mankind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't assume to speak for all mankind

Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"Don't assume to speak for all mankind

Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye. "

Nor me what a minging thought lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't assume to speak for all mankind

Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.

Nor me what a minging thought lol"

Ffs mun lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't assume to speak for all mankind

Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.

Nor me what a minging thought lol

Ffs mun lmao

I'm not a vain man, but that's the one eye I don't want crow's feet around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't assume to speak for all mankind

Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.

Nor me what a minging thought lol

Ffs mun lmao

I'm not a vain man, but that's the one eye I don't want crow's feet around. "

Wouldn't look the best

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"Don't assume to speak for all mankind

Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.

Nor me what a minging thought lol

Ffs mun lmao

It's a sensible discussion are u saying a baggy japs eye wouldn't bother you? It'd have to be plugged up with toilet paper to stop everything leaking out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't assume to speak for all mankind

Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.

Nor me what a minging thought lol

Ffs mun lmao

I'm not a vain man, but that's the one eye I don't want crow's feet around.

Wouldn't look the best

I can just imagine L'Oréal doing a cream for it. Probably still get Andie McDowell to do the adverts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't assume to speak for all mankind

Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.

Nor me what a minging thought lol

Ffs mun lmao

It's a sensible discussion are u saying a baggy japs eye wouldn't bother you? It'd have to be plugged up with toilet paper to stop everything leaking out

Well I've lived with a baggy fanny for the past 9 years and no matter how much toilet paper I shove up it it doesn't solve the issue

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"Don't assume to speak for all mankind

Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.

Nor me what a minging thought lol

Ffs mun lmao

I'm not a vain man, but that's the one eye I don't want crow's feet around.

Wouldn't look the best

I can just imagine L'Oréal doing a cream for it. Probably still get Andie McDowell to do the adverts. "

Fuck me that's the last time I wank to four weddings and a funeral if she's got a japs eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Well I've lived with a baggy fanny for the past 9 years and no matter how much toilet paper I shove up it it doesn't solve the issue

Get a drawstring installed?

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"Don't assume to speak for all mankind

Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.

Nor me what a minging thought lol

Ffs mun lmao

It's a sensible discussion are u saying a baggy japs eye wouldn't bother you? It'd have to be plugged up with toilet paper to stop everything leaking out

Well I've lived with a baggy fanny for the past 9 years and no matter how much toilet paper I shove up it it doesn't solve the issue

Try using the Labrador instead of the paper. They are surprisingly absorbent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Sorry, I do seem to have dragged us off topic somewhat. As you were, everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking

Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Sorry, I do seem to have dragged us off topic somewhat. As you were, everyone.

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking

Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked

Gotta love the Neath girls

. My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking

Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked

Not just your guts, by the sounds of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking

Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked

Not just your guts, by the sounds of things

No need for that now is there??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking

Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked

Gotta love the Neath girls

. My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx"

Going through a sensible phase see

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking

Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked

Gotta love the Neath girls

. My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx

Going through a sensible phase see

When you say wine you mean lambrini don't you. Go on admit it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Not just your guts, by the sounds of things

No need for that now is there??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking

Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked

Gotta love the Neath girls

. My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx

Going through a sensible phase see

When you say wine you mean lambrini don't you. Go on admit it lol

Umm 'scuse me....Echo Falls....still got the £6.99 sticker on thanks

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking

Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked

Gotta love the Neath girls

. My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx

Going through a sensible phase see

When you say wine you mean lambrini don't you. Go on admit it lol

Umm 'scuse me....Echo Falls....still got the £6.99 sticker on thanks

Echo falls!!! Quite the la de da ain't you. You must be the posh one in your street. The one with the taxed car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking

Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked

Gotta love the Neath girls

. My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx

Going through a sensible phase see

When you say wine you mean lambrini don't you. Go on admit it lol

Umm 'scuse me....Echo Falls....still got the £6.99 sticker on thanks

Echo falls!!! Quite the la de da ain't you. You must be the posh one in your street. The one with the taxed car

xx"

I wouldn't go that far butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pure pleasure the best on this site

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

"pure pleasure the best on this site

What's the best? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao

Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking

Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked

Gotta love the Neath girls

. My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx"

Hahaha my guts are fkd :''')

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

I think I would make a good contender for the furthest squirt

picture keeps getting removed

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By *roggMan
over a year ago

haverfordwest

"I think I would make a good contender for the furthest squirt

picture keeps getting removed

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looks like they dont approve of those photos on here for that to happen

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

New pic added , see if it gets added or removed

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Woooow removed in 1min , it must of been good ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww do squirting pics get removed????

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

Maybe they are mistaking it for wee wee? I had a photo of me taking a dump removed

lol

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

I got to page one once on fab pics , and it still go removed

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By *roggMan
over a year ago

haverfordwest

"Aww do squirting pics get removed????"
looks like some of them do anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww do squirting pics get removed????looks like some of them do anyway"

I had a watersports pic removed or just refused to upload ...

Buggas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a girl that can

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