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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are your favourites?

Mine is how every guy apparently has 'a cock to die for.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she got the tightest pussy ever or if its a tv the tightest arse ever lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really don't want to verify this one as I want to keep him all to myself...." ffs bunny boiler alert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Really don't want to verify this one as I want to keep him all to myself...." ffs bunny boiler alert

Don't think I've met anyone I'd want to keep, I like to share

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

" Show her the respect she deserves"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

Pmsl split my stitches xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

Because they are that sad they've tried a dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

Because they are that sad they've tried a dyson

What does a dyson feel like ?

Have you got a little car one ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

Because they are that sad they've tried a dyson

What does a dyson feel like ?

Have you got a little car one ? Lol

No thinking of getting one though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Really don't want to verify this one as I want to keep him all to myself...." ffs bunny boiler alert

Don't think I've met anyone I'd want to keep, I like to share

No more I'm usually glad to get out after haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nor me**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'All guys are exactly the same'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

Pmsl split my stitches xxxxx"

A dyson does does suck well mind

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

Pmsl split my stitches xxxxx

A dyson does does suck well mind

There's always one that knows lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

Pmsl split my stitches xxxxx

A dyson does does suck well mind

There's always one that knows lol

Mine sucked well

But feck u gotta have one hell of suck to be like a Dyson. ..

Mine lifted the landing carpet once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

Pmsl split my stitches xxxxx

A dyson does does suck well mind

There's always one that knows lol

Mine sucked well

But feck u gotta have one hell of suck to be like a Dyson. ..

Mine lifted the landing carpet once

Perhaps it#s a warning to other guys... " if you want to keep your cock intact, stay away"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

Because they are that sad they've tried a dyson

What does a dyson feel like ?

Have you got a little car one ? Lol

No thinking of getting one though "

We could pull into that carpark and try it

Purely to practice my parking of course lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

Pmsl split my stitches xxxxx

A dyson does does suck well mind

There's always one that knows lol

Mine sucked well

But feck u gotta have one hell of suck to be like a Dyson. ..

Mine lifted the landing carpet once

Perhaps it#s a warning to other guys... " if you want to keep your cock intact, stay away"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giggles you make me laugh..I put laughing faces so no idea why it came up as ??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giggles you make me laugh..I put laughing faces so no idea why it came up as ??? Lol "

She's a header thas why

perhaps you didn't use smileys from site? Cos if you use the faces on phone they want show tidy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giggles you make me laugh..I put laughing faces so no idea why it came up as ??? Lol

She's a header thas why

perhaps you didn't use smileys from site? Cos if you use the faces on phone they want show tidy?

Oi im not a header lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giggles you make me laugh..I put laughing faces so no idea why it came up as ??? Lol

She's a header thas why

perhaps you didn't use smileys from site? Cos if you use the faces on phone they want show tidy?

Oi im not a header lol

Love u really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Really don't want to verify this one as I want to keep him all to myself...." ffs bunny boiler alert

Haha....that old chestnut......its up there with....Wow...bring a snorkel...etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock to die for ??? No way they r ugly things

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By *et_n_WildCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Hell I know what a Dyson sucks like!

Is that not the norm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock to die for ??? No way they r ugly things

You've obviously not been sucking on the same ones as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hell I know what a Dyson sucks like!

Is that not the norm?

Depends who does the cleaning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaga and have no real intention of sucking any to be honest. I know I couldn't compete with those lips anyway (not that I'm interested in seeing if I'm like a Dyson lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She came loads. Translated as look how good I am

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"Cock to die for ??? No way they r ugly things

Some are bloody gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

Because they are that sad they've tried a dyson

What does a dyson feel like ?

Have you got a little car one ? Lol

No thinking of getting one though

We could pull into that carpark and try it

Purely to practice my parking of course lol

Both forward and reversing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me want to check and rewrite my profile in case I have any, so I can put: 'cliché free since 2015'

Watch this space

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Cock to die for ??? No way they r ugly things

You're obviously tugging the wrong guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock to die for ??? No way they r ugly things

Some are bloody gorgeous

Agree... Some are works of art. Long..smooth...shiny end... mmmmm I want to Lick my phone ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

I once saw a guy on cam with his cock inside a Henrietta!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

I once saw a guy on cam with his cock inside a Henrietta!!!!"

Perhaps he was ensuring that people knew he was straight....God forbid he had it in a Henry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

I once saw a guy on cam with his cock inside a Henrietta!!!!

Perhaps he was ensuring that people knew he was straight....God forbid he had it in a Henry!

Pmsl hilarious

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

I once saw a guy on cam with his cock inside a Henrietta!!!!

Perhaps he was ensuring that people knew he was straight....God forbid he had it in a Henry!

Pmsl hilarious

Come on guys be honest we've all done that

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he's very house proud and didn't want to get any on the floor

shoot out then straight in the bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks cock like a Dyson. ..

How the fuck do they know what a Dyson sucks like

Cmon Giggles, you know there are some real crackpots out there !!! Pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'Can't wait to meet again soon'

And they never clap eyes on each other again

(Or they do, but we just don't know, haha )

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"He's got a very tasty cock" now they ain't going to display a verification that says "his cock was rancid" are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha strictly no tugging new guys for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha now I like your hunger for it, feel free to judge mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Can't wait to meet again soon'

And they never clap eyes on each other again

(Or they do, but we just don't know, haha )

Ah, because that then leads into the whole veri n re veri debacle hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little miss sucks like a dyson giggles, thats for sure, and no never tried it. Im a scientist and know what bugs and bacteria are inside a dyson.....yuck !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little miss sucks like a dyson giggles, thats for sure, and no never tried it. Im a scientist and know what bugs and bacteria are inside a dyson.....yuck !"

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By *atnisseverdeanWoman
over a year ago

swingersville

Gorgeous or stunning usually relates to a face like a bag of so spanners xx

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