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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine just being

Super glued a dolls head to my fingers pmsfl

What stupid things have u done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went shopping and left trolly paid for in the caffe lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took the car for a service in my slippers then had to walk a mile to get home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooo I stabbed myself once 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threw the sweet in the bin and went to eat the wrapper lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went for a pee in hotel room at 4am not so long ago and was so pissed I walked straight out of the door into the corridor and locked myself out. Thank fuck I wasn't naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap straight through my finger lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went for a pee in hotel room at 4am not so long ago and was so pissed I walked straight out of the door into the corridor and locked myself out. Thank fuck I wasn't naked

Ohh my lol that sounds like something I'd do lmao x

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Mine just being

Super glued a dolls head to my fingers pmsfl

What stupid things have u done

Don't forget the hot coffee you threw over yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine just being

Super glued a dolls head to my fingers pmsfl

What stupid things have u done

Don't forget the hot coffee you threw over yourself

Ohhh my lol any more? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today i tried to lock my front door by pointing and pressing the car key at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once broke my arm on a first date

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

Drove to shops and then walked home,stuck my dads glue gun to my face,broke the auto doors in work my walking into them.stuck my tongue into a lamp while plugged in and nearly died and countless more i am well known for being a Frank Spencer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once broke my arm on a first date

Awww no way definitely one you won't forget x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drove to shops and then walked home,stuck my dads glue gun to my face,broke the auto doors in work my walking into them.stuck my tongue into a lamp while plugged in and nearly died and countless more i am well known for being a Frank Spencer lol "

Ha ha are you safe to go out ?

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

Ha ha are you safe to go out ?"

NO lol went to usk swimming first day of the summer holidays jumped of the bank into a inch of water and broke my leg in 3 places, flew my ex's son brand new remote control helicopter into a lamp post and smashed it up he only had it a hour there's so many i'm trying to remember them now lol

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By *r_bootneckMan
over a year ago

london

When I worked for the mod I was told the new quad bike we'd had delivered floated. So I drove it into the sea to test it and it sank lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha are you safe to go out ?

Ha ha did you brake it on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahah t I think you should wear a hazard sign hahah accident waiting to happen lmao x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to get some tools out of my grandmas shed and slipped over into a heap on the floor. After the initial shock, I was laughing so much I then peed myself

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland

I learnt a painful lesson after being a ditz.

Don't put your pierced tongue through a mcdonalds lid where the straw goes as when you go to pull it out it scrapes like hell x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine just being

Super glued a dolls head to my fingers pmsfl

What stupid things have u done

Don't forget the hot coffee you threw over yourself

Oh my I 4got about that lol

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Mine just being

Super glued a dolls head to my fingers pmsfl

What stupid things have u done

Don't forget the hot coffee you threw over yourself

Oh my I 4got about that lol

Lmao!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm I best rethink your invite on Saturday. Or make sure house insurance up to date !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent a photo to lush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stitched curtains to the bed back in the days when i was a single parent lol

him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sent a photo to lush.

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to Ireland for the rugby years ago when I was 17 and woke up in the morning with blood marks on the bed!! Though oh fck I've been raped until I realised I had an English tattoo on my arse

not the best of idea when I'm welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to Ireland for the rugby years ago when I was 17 and woke up in the morning with blood marks on the bed!! Though oh fck I've been raped until I realised I had an English tattoo on my arse

not the best of idea when I'm welsh

omfg great hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to Ireland for the rugby years ago when I was 17 and woke up in the morning with blood marks on the bed!! Though oh fck I've been raped until I realised I had an English tattoo on my arse

not the best of idea when I'm welsh

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad I'm not the only tit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to Ireland for the rugby years ago when I was 17 and woke up in the morning with blood marks on the bed!! Though oh fck I've been raped until I realised I had an English tattoo on my arse

not the best of idea when I'm welsh

omfg great hahahaha

Yeh British bull dog with boxing gloves on

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Went to Ireland for the rugby years ago when I was 17 and woke up in the morning with blood marks on the bed!! Though oh fck I've been raped until I realised I had an English tattoo on my arse

not the best of idea when I'm welsh

omfg great hahahaha

Yeh British bull dog with boxing gloves on

Lets see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to Ireland for the rugby years ago when I was 17 and woke up in the morning with blood marks on the bed!! Though oh fck I've been raped until I realised I had an English tattoo on my arse

not the best of idea when I'm welsh

omfg great hahahaha

Yeh British bull dog with boxing gloves on

Ha ha maybe you can take a pic or show me sometime lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to Ireland for the rugby years ago when I was 17 and woke up in the morning with blood marks on the bed!! Though oh fck I've been raped until I realised I had an English tattoo on my arse

not the best of idea when I'm welsh

omfg great hahahaha

Yeh British bull dog with boxing gloves on

Ha ha maybe you can take a pic or show me sometime lol "

Bloody hell you got bad memory!! Yeh il bring a towel next time haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha that seems like ages ago now

And I was exactly looking at your bum

Actually not sure I even saw your bum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha that seems like ages ago now

And I was exactly looking at your bum

Actually not sure I even saw your bum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha that seems like ages ago now

And I was exactly looking at your bum

Actually not sure I even saw your bum lol

But then you are a repeater so next time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha that seems like ages ago now

And I was exactly looking at your bum

Actually not sure I even saw your bum lol

But then you are a repeater so next time x"

Did it repeat enough for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

decided to hire a motorbike while on hols .

not a good idea when i was lying on the ground leg hurting like a bastard and seeing the damage to the bike .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was adding a friend on kik forgot to put the dots on his user name in,sent the message which went somewhere along the lines of nice cock fancy a fuck got a reply saying do I know you !!! Needless to say more careful now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha that seems like ages ago now

And I was exactly looking at your bum

Actually not sure I even saw your bum lol

But then you are a repeater so next time x

Did it repeat enough for you?

Ha ha it's never enough for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was adding a friend on kik forgot to put the dots on his user name in,sent the message which went somewhere along the lines of nice cock fancy a fuck got a reply saying do I know you !!! Needless to say more careful now "

Hahahahahaha weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha that seems like ages ago now

And I was exactly looking at your bum

Actually not sure I even saw your bum lol

But then you are a repeater so next time x

Did it repeat enough for you?

Ha ha it's never enough for me "

Greedy you

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By *M1 and ELS1Couple
over a year ago

swansea

we have asked a couple f m couple to join us for fun and when they turned up it was 2 men and no fem around and then when they was turned away wined and kicked off lol

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By *tu griffMan
over a year ago

bridgend

While d*unk swapped a naked pic of me with a work colleuge, only to find her pic wasn't a naked one and the pic of me naked with a hard cock went round my place of work.

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

I left my daughter outside postoffice forgot had baby till I got home mum said where is she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought new set of saucepans a few years ago paid for them got home only to find the box was empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only this week - following a evening of 'entertaining' at mine I forgot to tidy my toys and accessories away. Much to the amusement of the electrician who literally stepped on them the next morning

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

Many years ago I had a visit from the local constabulary. They needed to look in every room. I took them to the bedrooms but had forgotten about the big purple vibe on the floor beside my bed. Imagine the conversation in the car on the way back to the station lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my keys on a night out last yr, tryed to climb in to window, fell 12ft, broke my ribs, collorbone in 5pieces had to have a plate put in to hold it, and i got 2nd op in aug

i make sure i got my keys everywhere i go now lmao

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

Ha ha are you safe to go out ?

Locked myself out my car once with the keys in the car and the engine running .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was being chatted up by some hunk on facebook yrs ago

Had his chat window open and my best friend

Was telling her how hot he was in one message and how the pic was phwoar

When suddenly realised I'd sent it all to him not her

lucky for me he was flattered and we still meet today hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got stuck in my ex's police handcuffs. Had to sleep in them then go to his station at 7am for the master key, with a dressing gown around my shoulders. Funny in hindsight but had some wicked bruises

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By *appy campersCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

I fell off my 5 inch heels at the Newport social and broke my leg!! Only me!

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By *acilory39Man
over a year ago

out n about

"Went for a pee in hotel room at 4am not so long ago and was so pissed I walked straight out of the door into the corridor and locked myself out. Thank fuck I wasn't naked

That happened to me , and I was completely naked,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell off my 5 inch heels at the Newport social and broke my leg!! Only me!

xx"

I tripped going ladies in bridgend and couldn't walk for a week

So I feel your pain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell off my 5 inch heels at the Newport social and broke my leg!! Only me!

xx"

I thought I was bad getting concussion when I fell there last month but I think a broken leg upstages that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went for a pee in hotel room at 4am not so long ago and was so pissed I walked straight out of the door into the corridor and locked myself out. Thank fuck I wasn't naked

I know someone who did that and was naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went for a pee in hotel room at 4am not so long ago and was so pissed I walked straight out of the door into the corridor and locked myself out. Thank fuck I wasn't naked

I know someone who did that and was naked.

I would have been horrified then again I was so full of 'Bow that I prob wouldn't have given a fuck

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