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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so how is everyone on this glorious tantalising Tuesday the sun is out and we are alive what better reason to be happy, hope you all have an amazing Day x

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

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Good morning Fabsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back atcha! Have a nice day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning fabsters xx

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow here.......morning

. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surgery first thing then work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still smiling here, one happy Peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work making me an extremely unhappy boy... Hope everyone's having a better day than me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oops my bad ha ha

It isn't as nice out as I thought

But I'm sure a trip into town will perk me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone. Hope you all have a great Tuesday ahead of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morn fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right which morning are we on WAAAAAAA lush-lips i'll get my gun and shoot ya bum if you aint careful lol

him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to swansea to pay bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all u sexy peeps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now that the morning is over... a very good afternoon to you all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right which morning are we on WAAAAAAA lush-lips i'll get my gun and shoot ya bum if you aint careful lol

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Ha ha why you wanna shoot me for ?

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

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"Right which morning are we on WAAAAAAA lush-lips i'll get my gun and shoot ya bum if you aint careful lol

him

Ha ha why you wanna shoot me for ?"

Your English do we need any other reason lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right which morning are we on WAAAAAAA lush-lips i'll get my gun and shoot ya bum if you aint careful lol

him

Ha ha why you wanna shoot me for ?"

Well I was hoping to use a sniper rifle so you wouldn't know it was me so I didn't have to explain myself but I kinda fucked that up by mentioning it in here

so I shall do a stunning recovery and say i meant with a camera not my new Barret 50cal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right which morning are we on WAAAAAAA lush-lips i'll get my gun and shoot ya bum if you aint careful lol

him

Ha ha why you wanna shoot me for ?

Your English do we need any other reason lol"

And this very valid reason but then i'd have to shoot Jo then turn the gun on myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right which morning are we on WAAAAAAA lush-lips i'll get my gun and shoot ya bum if you aint careful lol

him

Ha ha why you wanna shoot me for ?

Your English do we need any other reason lol"

Ha ha Tbone I told everyone what a nice guy you was

Now I'm changing my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right which morning are we on WAAAAAAA lush-lips i'll get my gun and shoot ya bum if you aint careful lol

him

Ha ha why you wanna shoot me for ?

Your English do we need any other reason lol

Ha ha Tbone I told everyone what a nice guy you was

Now I'm changing my mind

Its ok no one believed you I been going round telling people your crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right which morning are we on WAAAAAAA lush-lips i'll get my gun and shoot ya bum if you aint careful lol

him

Ha ha why you wanna shoot me for ?

Your English do we need any other reason lol

Ha ha Tbone I told everyone what a nice guy you was

Now I'm changing my mind

Its ok no one believed you I been going round telling people your crazy

Ha ha is it that obvious lol

I didn't think anyone realised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right which morning are we on WAAAAAAA lush-lips i'll get my gun and shoot ya bum if you aint careful lol

him

Ha ha why you wanna shoot me for ?

Your English do we need any other reason lol

Ha ha Tbone I told everyone what a nice guy you was

Now I'm changing my mind

Its ok no one believed you I been going round telling people your crazy

Ha ha is it that obvious lol

I didn't think anyone realised

Well you do hide it very well but I waffle that much people nod and agree just to shut me the fuck up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yea I agree

Sorry what did you say lol

No I like people that talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea I agree

Sorry what did you say lol

No I like people that talk "

ffs don't encourage me it's not wise as sooner or later i end up sticking mt foot in it and fuck things up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yea I agree

Sorry what did you say lol

No I like people that talk

ffs don't encourage me it's not wise as sooner or later i end up sticking mt foot in it and fuck things up lol"

Ha ha aww come on how bad can it get

People who talk a lot are honest I find lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea I agree

Sorry what did you say lol

No I like people that talk

ffs don't encourage me it's not wise as sooner or later i end up sticking mt foot in it and fuck things up lol

Ha ha aww come on how bad can it get

People who talk a lot are honest I find lol "

my honesty is ermm...bordering on cruel at times but thats because the people who ask are generally bellends who deserve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today can fuck right off. How are you lot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yea I agree

Sorry what did you say lol

No I like people that talk

ffs don't encourage me it's not wise as sooner or later i end up sticking mt foot in it and fuck things up lol

Ha ha aww come on how bad can it get

People who talk a lot are honest I find lol

my honesty is ermm...bordering on cruel at times but thats because the people who ask are generally bellends who deserve it"

Ha ha I get told I'm honest

Brutally honest at times

I say the shit everyone else is thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quickly fucking off today m8 lol yourself ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today can fuck right off. How are you lot?

Aww what's up hunny

Come tell lush all about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea I agree

Sorry what did you say lol

No I like people that talk

ffs don't encourage me it's not wise as sooner or later i end up sticking mt foot in it and fuck things up lol

Ha ha aww come on how bad can it get

People who talk a lot are honest I find lol

my honesty is ermm...bordering on cruel at times but thats because the people who ask are generally bellends who deserve it

Ha ha I get told I'm honest

Brutally honest at times

I say the shit everyone else is thinking

i think its because you are loud i remember you from the newport socials lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww what's up hunny

Come tell lush all about it lol

Just the usual - doing shit I hate, for not enough money, with people I'd happily watch drown..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quickly fucking off today m8 lol yourself ?"

Considering taking a claw hammer into work but other than that, I'm perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yea I agree

Sorry what did you say lol

No I like people that talk

ffs don't encourage me it's not wise as sooner or later i end up sticking mt foot in it and fuck things up lol

Ha ha aww come on how bad can it get

People who talk a lot are honest I find lol

my honesty is ermm...bordering on cruel at times but thats because the people who ask are generally bellends who deserve it

Ha ha I get told I'm honest

Brutally honest at times

I say the shit everyone else is thinking

i think its because you are loud i remember you from the newport socials lol"

Ha ha loud what do you mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"quickly fucking off today m8 lol yourself ?

Considering taking a claw hammer into work but other than that, I'm perfect

Just do it I won't tell anyone

I will even help if you like lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea I agree

Sorry what did you say lol

No I like people that talk

ffs don't encourage me it's not wise as sooner or later i end up sticking mt foot in it and fuck things up lol

Ha ha aww come on how bad can it get

People who talk a lot are honest I find lol

my honesty is ermm...bordering on cruel at times but thats because the people who ask are generally bellends who deserve it

Ha ha I get told I'm honest

Brutally honest at times

I say the shit everyone else is thinking

i think its because you are loud i remember you from the newport socials lol

Ha ha loud what do you mean "

lets just say when you mime it registers on them earthquake thingys and for the life of me i forgot the fucking name lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your chest hurts then i also advise not reading anymore threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feck wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lets just say when you mime it registers on them earthquake thingys and for the life of me i forgot the fucking name lol"

Richter scale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just do it I won't tell anyone

I will even help if you like lol "

Haha like Mickey and Mallory Knox?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yea I agree

Sorry what did you say lol

No I like people that talk

ffs don't encourage me it's not wise as sooner or later i end up sticking mt foot in it and fuck things up lol

Ha ha aww come on how bad can it get

People who talk a lot are honest I find lol

my honesty is ermm...bordering on cruel at times but thats because the people who ask are generally bellends who deserve it

Ha ha I get told I'm honest

Brutally honest at times

I say the shit everyone else is thinking

i think its because you are loud i remember you from the newport socials lol

Ha ha loud what do you mean

lets just say when you mime it registers on them earthquake thingys and for the life of me i forgot the fucking name lol"

Omg and I thought we got on ok when I sat at the table with you guys

And you mean the Richter scale lol

Thanks mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats the dude

see helped a special person in his time of stupidity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea I agree

Sorry what did you say lol

No I like people that talk

ffs don't encourage me it's not wise as sooner or later i end up sticking mt foot in it and fuck things up lol

Ha ha aww come on how bad can it get

People who talk a lot are honest I find lol

my honesty is ermm...bordering on cruel at times but thats because the people who ask are generally bellends who deserve it

Ha ha I get told I'm honest

Brutally honest at times

I say the shit everyone else is thinking

i think its because you are loud i remember you from the newport socials lol

Ha ha loud what do you mean

lets just say when you mime it registers on them earthquake thingys and for the life of me i forgot the fucking name lol

Omg and I thought we got on ok when I sat at the table with you guys

And you mean the Richter scale lol

Thanks mate

we did me and jo thought you was great

took the attention off me which i was grateful for so i thank you hun lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lets just say when you mime it registers on them earthquake thingys and for the life of me i forgot the fucking name lol

Richter scale? "

Don't help him lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yea I agree

Sorry what did you say lol

No I like people that talk

ffs don't encourage me it's not wise as sooner or later i end up sticking mt foot in it and fuck things up lol

Ha ha aww come on how bad can it get

People who talk a lot are honest I find lol

my honesty is ermm...bordering on cruel at times but thats because the people who ask are generally bellends who deserve it

Ha ha I get told I'm honest

Brutally honest at times

I say the shit everyone else is thinking

i think its because you are loud i remember you from the newport socials lol

Ha ha loud what do you mean

lets just say when you mime it registers on them earthquake thingys and for the life of me i forgot the fucking name lol

Omg and I thought we got on ok when I sat at the table with you guys

And you mean the Richter scale lol

Thanks mate

we did me and jo thought you was great

took the attention off me which i was grateful for so i thank you hun lol"

I feel better now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just do it I won't tell anyone

I will even help if you like lol

Haha like Mickey and Mallory Knox? "

Ha ha yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just do it I won't tell anyone

I will even help if you like lol

Haha like Mickey and Mallory Knox?

Ha ha yep "

omfg and i thought i was stupid lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just do it I won't tell anyone

I will even help if you like lol

Haha like Mickey and Mallory Knox?

Ha ha yep

omfg and i thought i was stupid lol"

Natural born killers

I could quote easy kill someone and carry on about my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Natural born killers

I could quote easy kill someone and carry on about my day "

Spot on. On both counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all how are we xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey all how are we xx "

Very good thank you how are you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Natural born killers

I could quote easy kill someone and carry on about my day

Spot on. On both counts

Can we start on Monday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good good Yeah not too bad been long day lol can't wait to get in and chill x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aww no better feeling then getting in taking your shoes off and relaxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep followed by a lovely soak in the bath with nice cold bottle of kopparberg x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds like the perfect end to a long day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh yes does don't it... What would be your perfect ending to a long day? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nice glass of wine a relaxing bubbly bath followed by a slow sensual massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwww now that sounds better with candles and oils x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwwwww now that sounds better with candles and oils x

Candles in the bathroom to set the mood

And you can't have a massage without the oil

But you have to have the oil slightly warm

Starting from my head working your way down then back up

Skipping the feet lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok now that's perfect working oil deep in to the shoulders followed by couple kisses on the neck I reckon I seen this 50 shades candle that turns to massage oil when u burn it that would be ideal for scenario x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok now that's perfect working oil deep in to the shoulders followed by couple kisses on the neck I reckon I seen this 50 shades candle that turns to massage oil when u burn it that would be ideal for scenario x"

Ohh I like the sound of that

Where did you see it I must have one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm positive was Amazon and if you need a broad shouldered guy to help you use it don't hesitate drop me message I can be very good with my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Massage-Candle/dp/B00K6IEF34

There's the link for you bewt xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm positive was Amazon and if you need a broad shouldered guy to help you use it don't hesitate drop me message I can be very good with my hands

xx"

I would need a nice hard deep massage thou

Hands slowly pressing deep into my muscles

Helping me to release all that tension

And then with the slow sensual kisses down my back I'm sure I could help you with any problems that arise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I could cover all basis and there would deffo be something arising but can't see it being to much of a problem with a beautiful lady like yourself around x

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