FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing moments?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was reading Dear Dedri in the sun on Friday and a chap was talking about is embarrassing situation which was that whenever he cumms he would fart out loud!!! Made me think about mine!

Mine was, I was with a bird one night and it was pitch dark in the bedroom. We were all over each other as you do, kissing loads which I love and all the other malarky and sex etc! After I'd gone down on her I come back up and we started kissing again and making love and it felt really wet as we were kissing so I though she was just so wet down below and that's what it was. Anyway she went to the bathroom after we had sex for what else other than toilet roll to wipe herself when suddenly I heard a scream!! I shit myself and jumped out bed though something serious had happened but when I went in the bathroom her face was covered in blood it was like a horror movie!! However, it turned out I had a nose bleed during sex!!!!

EMBARRASSING.COM

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahahah! I'm always having embrassing moments. I'm a klutz.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh no! But like stuff like that happens just be glad it was your nose that caused the blood and not that she had suddenly started her period haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

Funny as

quality FairPlay!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's never a dull moment with me lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

okay here goes : -

My parents are in their 70 s and my father after a fairly heated argument at home decides to go to penellergaer woods for a cool off walk . He parks the car and walks into the woods and off for his walk, He gets back to the car and there s another car pArked not so far away with a guy in it . He gets out and starts up a conversation with my dad . The conversation starts with do you come here often - Reply yes to let off steam - seen much action ? - dads reply was yes ( to the squirrels / bunnies and local wildlife ) not what his guy was on about - and proceeds to ask my dad if he comes dogging here often ? to which my dads reply was hadn't thought of it good idea ..

He gets home had the conversation with my mother who thinks it's a good idea - so when I go over the housesotjet then proceeds to ask Can we borrow Cleo ( which is my Rottweiler ) to go dogging with ? I don't think so which was my reply you're.not taking

my dog dogging ! I had a quiet word with my dad to have a search as I could my bare really to tell him what it meant . He found out and said no it's okay I m not taking Cleo dogging !!!

funny as fuck when I tell it hope you guys find it funny too xxxxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"okay here goes : -

my dog dogging ! I had a quiet word with my dad to have a search as I could my bare really to tell him what it meant . He found out and said no it's okay I m not taking Cleo dogging !!!

funny as fuck when I tell it hope you guys find it funny too xxxxx"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"okay here goes : -

my dog dogging ! I had a quiet word with my dad to have a search as I could my bare really to tell him what it meant . He found out and said no it's okay I m not taking Cleo dogging !!!

funny as fuck when I tell it hope you guys find it funny too xxxxx"

That is funny as hell!! I nearly pissed my pants then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok as a teen i often enjoyed a good nosh in the ppark with my boyfriend anyhow one lunchtime we were down a secluded path n i was on my knees workin away when/an old man n his dog walks by . i was far to embarrased to acknowledge him so carryed on regardless n the old man sayes to my boyfriend nice one son !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok as a teen i often enjoyed a good nosh in the ppark with my boyfriend anyhow one lunchtime we were down a secluded path n i was on my knees workin away when/an old man n his dog walks by . i was far to embarrased to acknowledge him so carryed on regardless n the old man sayes to my boyfriend nice one son ! "

Awesome

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome

I luv a repeater xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"okay here goes : -

my dog dogging ! I had a quiet word with my dad to have a search as I could my bare really to tell him what it meant . He found out and said no it's okay I m not taking Cleo dogging !!!

funny as fuck when I tell it hope you guys find it funny too xxxxx"

Hahahahaha priceless

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"okay here goes : -

my dog dogging ! I had a quiet word with my dad to have a search as I could my bare really to tell him what it meant . He found out and said no it's okay I m not taking Cleo dogging !!!

funny as fuck when I tell it hope you guys find it funny too xxxxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

...., Wales

After a night out, one summer's night me and my then bf ended up walking through the fields behind sophia gardens. After a bit of messing about and me walking through the field naked we decided to lay down and get it on. A great time was had by both of us and just as we were reaching our happy ending..... a little voice pipes up "give her one for me mate"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a night out, one summer's night me and my then bf ended up walking through the fields behind sophia gardens. After a bit of messing about and me walking through the field naked we decided to lay down and get it on. A great time was had by both of us and just as we were reaching our happy ending..... a little voice pipes up "give her one for me mate"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The time I had to literally push a guy off me mid-fuck and run half naked to Xtasias toilet to be violently sick. I was sick through my fingers en route too, much to the disgust of onlookers. Fucking Malibu.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The time I had to literally push a guy off me mid-fuck and run half naked to Xtasias toilet to be violently sick. I was sick through my fingers en route too, much to the disgust of onlookers. Fucking Malibu. "

Pmsl

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

Wow lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Many years ago now but Mine has probably gotta be when I got caught wanking by my mum

visiting my parents stayed at there house n during the night got the horn so was watching some of the shite soft porn on sky

Having a wank using her hand cream

when suddenly I got cramp in both hamstrings so screamed like a girl in pain so she springs out of bed runs down stairs n catches me rolling round the floor trousers round my ankles porn on the go and her hand cream next to me

Needless to say breakfast was awkward lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many years ago now but Mine has probably gotta be when I got caught wanking by my mum

visiting my parents stayed at there house n during the night got the horn so was watching some of the shite soft porn on sky

Having a wank using her hand cream

Needless to say breakfast was awkward lol "

Hahahaha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many years ago now but Mine has probably gotta be when I got caught wanking by my mum

visiting my parents stayed at there house n during the night got the horn so was watching some of the shite soft porn on sky

Having a wank using her hand cream

Needless to say breakfast was awkward lol "

Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Needless to say breakfast was awkward lol "

Pure. Gold.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant

not

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Needless to say breakfast was awkward lol

Pure. Gold.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going out for a night in Cardiff only to be told an hour after getting there that I had odd shoes on lol how the fuck I didn't notice before hand i'll never no one was red with a heel the other was black and flat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy

I know some people have no class

You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's those common Neath birds for you.

So fucking uncouth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy

I know some people have no class

You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol

Pipe down English woman lips

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy

I know some people have no class

You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol

I did try easing them in gently but they were just too fucking big so ramming was the only way to go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy

I know some people have no class

You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol

Pipe down English woman lips

Lister here now mush

English and proud

Don't blame me coz we beat you in the rugby lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy

I know some people have no class

You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol

I did try easing them in gently but they were just too fucking big so ramming was the only way to go

Ha ha ok next time I pick a bigger size lol

When we going shopping again lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy

I know some people have no class

You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol

I did try easing them in gently but they were just too fucking big so ramming was the only way to go

Ha ha ok next time I pick a bigger size lol

When we going shopping again lol

We go this week need something new for Saturday

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy

I know some people have no class

You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol

Pipe down English woman lips

Lister here now mush

English and proud

Don't blame me coz we beat you in the rugby lol "

You know the bet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy

I know some people have no class

You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol

I did try easing them in gently but they were just too fucking big so ramming was the only way to go

Ha ha ok next time I pick a bigger size lol

When we going shopping again lol

We go this week need something new for Saturday

Ha ha thursday any good lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy

I know some people have no class

You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol

Pipe down English woman lips

Lister here now mush

English and proud

Don't blame me coz we beat you in the rugby lol

You know the bet

Lol feck ok I will have faith in my boys and say deal lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just this week

I went swansea with a female friend

We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on

She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me

(Ok Ann summers bras are small)

So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening

So I gave up and put second one on

We are still talking and laughing

And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In

I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room

I said omg how does that sound

Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol

I was still laughing about it an hr later

You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy

I know some people have no class

You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol

I did try easing them in gently but they were just too fucking big so ramming was the only way to go

Ha ha ok next time I pick a bigger size lol

When we going shopping again lol

We go this week need something new for Saturday

Ha ha thursday any good lol "

Actually I believe it is

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ching Ching

Let's hit the shops

And no ramming or spanking me either actually ha ha I forgot about that part ha ha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ching Ching

Let's hit the shops

And no ramming or spanking me either actually ha ha I forgot about that part ha ha "

And no inviting strangers for breakfast without seeing a face pic first

My nerves can't cope again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ching Ching

Let's hit the shops

And no ramming or spanking me either actually ha ha I forgot about that part ha ha

And no inviting strangers for breakfast without seeing a face pic first

My nerves can't cope again

Ha ha don't be a fecking wimp

It was funny

Tramp hat and beard lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ching Ching

Let's hit the shops

And no ramming or spanking me either actually ha ha I forgot about that part ha ha

And no inviting strangers for breakfast without seeing a face pic first

My nerves can't cope again

Ha ha don't be a fecking wimp

It was funny

Tramp hat and beard lol "

It was funny after but not at the time. I felt ill

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ching Ching

Let's hit the shops

And no ramming or spanking me either actually ha ha I forgot about that part ha ha

And no inviting strangers for breakfast without seeing a face pic first

My nerves can't cope again

Ha ha don't be a fecking wimp

It was funny

Tramp hat and beard lol

It was funny after but not at the time. I felt ill

The look on your face when the guy came to talk to us was priceless lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread