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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just sat here and starting laughing thinking about my shopping trip yesterday

Going on Escalator and decided to annoy my kids by twerking ha ha then just randomly start singing in shop ha. Ha

Payback is such a bitch for when they kick off

What's the last random thing everyone else did ?

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

When my kids were younger I used to embarrass them by singing and dancing in shops. They often walked away and disowned me. They no longer want to come shopping with me now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha I love it

They don't like going shopping im not sure why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other half shags random strangers, at first this may not seem embarrassing but when the staff in Tesco demand she stops and clears up the mess it gets that way

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking


"My other half shags random strangers, at first this may not seem embarrassing but when the staff in Tesco demand she stops and clears up the mess it gets that way"

Tell her to put one of those puppy training mats down. That will save any mess lol

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking


"Ha ha I love it

They don't like going shopping im not sure why lol "

Oh and they won't even hold my hand to cross the road either anymore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My other half shags random strangers, at first this may not seem embarrassing but when the staff in Tesco demand she stops and clears up the mess it gets that way

Tell her to put one of those puppy training mats down. That will save any mess lol "

Ffs Mama she reads these forums mind, you just given her an idea, I hope these puppy pads are cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine just don't go anywhere with me lol....

They say I'm embarrassing

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking


"My other half shags random strangers, at first this may not seem embarrassing but when the staff in Tesco demand she stops and clears up the mess it gets that way

Tell her to put one of those puppy training mats down. That will save any mess lol

Ffs Mama she reads these forums mind, you just given her an idea, I hope these puppy pads are cheap"

Lol glad to be of some help! Not sure how much they are but an old towel in the shopping bag would be helpful too

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath

When I'm driving with my Childern in the car or can I beep the horn to total strangers and wave to them even thou I don't know them lol that always ask who's that and I say haven't got a clue and they start kicking off then saying your embarrassing is stop it but just keep on doing it lol the best is when people wave back with a bewildered look on their face classic pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm driving with my Childern in the car or can I beep the horn to total strangers and wave to them even thou I don't know them lol that always ask who's that and I say haven't got a clue and they start kicking off then saying your embarrassing is stop it but just keep on doing it lol the best is when people wave back with a bewildered look on their face classic pmsl "

I do that hahaha

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath


"My other half shags random strangers, at first this may not seem embarrassing but when the staff in Tesco demand she stops and clears up the mess it gets that way"

She must have seen the cans of grated fanny and cock soup to get her excited lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I'm driving with my Childern in the car or can I beep the horn to total strangers and wave to them even thou I don't know them lol that always ask who's that and I say haven't got a clue and they start kicking off then saying your embarrassing is stop it but just keep on doing it lol the best is when people wave back with a bewildered look on their face classic pmsl

I do that hahaha"

Ha ha I walk round smiling at people and even blow kissing ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all fecking weirdo's

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath


"You're all fecking weirdo's"

Don't you insist on holding people hands to cross the road even people you don't know lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha nothing like doing a good deed ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha all my daughters friends think im a swaggy mum cos i love iggy and arienda shes 12.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're all fecking weirdo's

Don't you insist on holding people hands to cross the road even people you don't know lol "

Ffs what planet is you living on, men in speedo's is odd aye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're all fecking weirdo's

Don't you insist on holding people hands to cross the road even people you don't know lol

Ffs what planet is you living on, men in speedo's is odd aye"

Ha ha they must be too tight and stopping the blood flow

He can't think straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're all fecking weirdo's

Don't you insist on holding people hands to cross the road even people you don't know lol

Ffs what planet is you living on, men in speedo's is odd aye

Ha ha they must be too tight and stopping the blood flow

He can't think straight "

Could be worse, he could be into badger role play

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you seen the onesie pics he has on his phone ha ha

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath


"Have you seen the onesie pics he has on his phone ha ha "

I meant I've seen your badger onzie you go badger dating in so best you say nothing B B lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's badger dating lol

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath


"What's badger dating lol "

I don't know never done it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What about rat catching ? Lol

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath


"What about rat catching ? Lol

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Not done that either lol been lamping for rabbits I only hunt things I can eat lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't you like to eat a hairy rat lol

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath


"Don't you like to eat a hairy rat lol

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I'm a vegetarian lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you like to eat a hairy rat lol

I'm a vegetarian lol "

Ha ha not when ur eating burgers at 4am your not lol

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath


"Don't you like to eat a hairy rat lol

I'm a vegetarian lol

Ha ha not when ur eating burgers at 4am your not lol "

I only had the chips that were dropped on the floor of the car as you lot wouldn't share pmsl

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