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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As I attend quiey a few partys and clubs it is quiet likely I am to lose something...

Only this morning I thought where are my new shoes I wore to chams on friday night????

After about a hour of hunting I messaged one of the workers to be told I left them there lol...

I've also left behind before now 1 hold up and lost no end of knickers

But thankfully I have only had one really embarrassment of a misplaced condom in all the years I have been swinging

So this got me thinking(which I know is dangerous)but what things have you ever lost-misplaced-or vanished on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My glasses,lost knickers and bra. Thought I had lost my bra on a meet only to go to tesco and pay for petrol and it fall out on the counter lol xxx

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I had knickers stolen in chams in Darlaston. I took them off to play (there were a number of people in the room) and couldn't find them when we were leaving the room. I wasn't happy as they were part of a set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy is probably sniffing them lol

I don't think I have lost anything other then fluids yet lol

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"Some guy is probably sniffing them lol

I don't think I have lost anything other then fluids yet lol "

Lol trust you to come out with that Giggles! He's probably added them to his collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh can't you imagine it lol

Just hope he don't wear em lol

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"Oh can't you imagine it lol

Just hope he don't wear em lol "

Aaaaaw stop it mun! Lol

He'd need a fat ass to be able to wear them tho

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

A friend who used to host parties ended up with a litlle pile of "lost property" lol, mostly undies I think.

We had a bit of "Apres-social" fun in our hotel room once, and Jayne raided our playbag and used a double dildo with another lady... We left next day, and, like good little swingers, when we got home we went through our kit to clean anything that needed it, only to find we were missing the double-ender!

Jayne actually made me ring the hotel to ask if any "personal" items had been found and handed in from our room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roider ex of mine once lost his condom inside me. Wasn't happy. I've had my knickers stolen on a vanilla meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my self control a couple of times, that and my glasses!

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland

Oh my gosh what does my hubby lose?

Glasses, key, anything and everything ha.

Im very careful now where i put things x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some guy is probably sniffing them lol

I don't think I have lost anything other then fluids yet lol

Lol trust you to come out with that Giggles! He's probably added them to his collection

Oi mama that weren't me it was lush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guy is probably sniffing them lol

I don't think I have lost anything other then fluids yet lol

Lol trust you to come out with that Giggles! He's probably added them to his collection

Oi mama that weren't me it was lush lol

Ha ha shhh

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"Some guy is probably sniffing them lol

I don't think I have lost anything other then fluids yet lol

Lol trust you to come out with that Giggles! He's probably added them to his collection

Oi mama that weren't me it was lush lol

Ha ha shhh "

Lol trust me to get it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha sorry I couldn't help it

But you know you have thought about it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guy is probably sniffing them lol

I don't think I have lost anything other then fluids yet lol "
only my girl could say that, I am weak!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my car once....just passed my test...took the car to college and caught the bus home....

Only realised when going to pop down the shop later on that night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my dignity once when I fell in the hot tub in chams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lost my car once....just passed my test...took the car to college and caught the bus home....

Only realised when going to pop down the shop later on that night lol

I'm creased here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lost my dignity once when I fell in the hot tub in chams."

Pmsfl if I ever write a book that is in it pmsfl

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By *hesandmanMan
over a year ago

ammanford

mmmmmmmmmm lost all mt inhibitions and am still enjoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also lost a condom. Or at least part of one!

Ultimate nightmare - burst condom with one meet one night - did not realise any was 'missing' until another meet 'fished' it out using his 'tool' the next day!!!

I still cringe at the thought!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also lost a condom. Or at least part of one!

Ultimate nightmare - burst condom with one meet one night - did not realise any was 'missing' until another meet 'fished' it out using his 'tool' the next day!!!

I still cringe at the thought!!!!

Luckily my ex realised when he pulled out. And removed it ASAP. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vaginity, one minute it was my safety blanket the next it was WTF was I waiting for....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost my dignity once when I fell in the hot tub in chams.

Pmsfl if I ever write a book that is in it pmsfl

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what you've never fallen in the hot tub have you Giggles????

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By *lubcouple2Couple
over a year ago

newport

"As I attend quiey a few partys and clubs it is quiet likely I am to lose something...

Only this morning I thought where are my new shoes I wore to chams on friday night????

After about a hour of hunting I messaged one of the workers to be told I left them there lol...

I've also left behind before now 1 hold up and lost no end of knickers

But thankfully I have only had one really embarrassment of a misplaced condom in all the years I have been swinging

So this got me thinking(which I know is dangerous)but what things have you ever lost-misplaced-or vanished on you

Ur shoes were in my locker 4 a while xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my virginity

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath

"As I attend quiey a few partys and clubs it is quiet likely I am to lose something...

Only this morning I thought where are my new shoes I wore to chams on friday night????

After about a hour of hunting I messaged one of the workers to be told I left them there lol...

I've also left behind before now 1 hold up and lost no end of knickers

But thankfully I have only had one really embarrassment of a misplaced condom in all the years I have been swinging

So this got me thinking(which I know is dangerous)but what things have you ever lost-misplaced-or vanished on you

There's been a good few items left after my parties lol shoes,coats,knickers,contact lenses the list goes on but always managed to get the lost property back to the rightful owners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's been a good few items left after my parties lol shoes,coats,knickers,contact lenses the list goes on but always managed to get the lost property back to the rightful owners

And very appreciative I was too

Thanks Zewie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely lost my dignity a few times.

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By *outhwalesmanMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Dignity In times in Chams hot tub.. Bloody steps going in ( to much vodka probs) grabbed a tit as I fell!! Luckily she saw funny side.. Lol was it anyone in here tit I grabbed?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guy is probably sniffing them lol

I don't think I have lost anything other then fluids yet lol only my girl could say that, I am weak!!!"

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lost my dignity once when I fell in the hot tub in chams.

Pmsfl if I ever write a book that is in it pmsfl

what you've never fallen in the hot tub have you Giggles????

Yes I have jade but people are use to me doing it pmsfl

U just went thud hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trust you Hun xxxx

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath

There's been a good few items left after my parties lol shoes,coats,knickers,contact lenses the list goes on but always managed to get the lost property back to the rightful owners

And very appreciative I was too

Thanks Zewie xx"

Your welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"trust you Hun xxxx"
ive never seen the hot tub clear so quickly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had knickers stolen in chams in Darlaston. I took them off to play (there were a number of people in the room) and couldn't find them when we were leaving the room. I wasn't happy as they were part of a set

Haha fair play there's some absolute deviants about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've slipped into the hot tub in chams too, no one said a word! Lmao, couples night a fair while ago, odd bunch in that night fair play!

I've lost knickers and stockings but mostly I just loose my head, dizzy isn't the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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this happened to me too, ruined my outfit

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

Once got a call from a couple asking if I wore black boxers as hubby returned to their hotel room with one in his pocket and realised he was actually wearing his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've still got a jacket here that was left at the last party just waiting for the sexy couple to come and pick it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

this happened to me too, ruined my outfit

Thought u were gona say u misplaced something then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always losing Clyde

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm always losing Clyde

Pmsfl ruby that made me chuckle..

Normally at the bar ain't he lol

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