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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need help!

I am ashamed to say that my food sex obsession is getting out of control and I love being f*@ked with a Mars Bar. However, I'm now very concerned that this constitutes so many sins that I will receive a life ban from Slimming World.

I know a cucumber would be more acceptable to the fat-busting community but will it be as good, I wonder.

Fellow fabsters ... please advise ... what foods can be as satisfying as a Mars bar but less calorific cos i must be absorbing sooooo many naughty calories? !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eat kabab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Pmsfl only you Rosie never change you fab lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after the day I've had this has just maade me laugh lol bloody brill x oh and stick with chocolate I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surrup mun i'd kill for a marsbar right now. and what a nice plate to eat it from too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a thought! Lion bars have knobbly bits! Might be worth a try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I think I'd want something abit more chunky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"surrup mun i'd kill for a marsbar right now. and what a nice plate to eat it from too "

Well you know where I am .... stranger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I think I'd want something abit more chunky "

Kit Kat chunky it the 4 finger variety ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I think I'd want something abit more chunky

Kit Kat chunky it the 4 finger variety ??"

Mmmm chunky all the way lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol I think I'd want something abit more chunky

Kit Kat chunky it the 4 finger variety ??"

You two are not helping with my calorie concerns!

Now if, after pleasuring me with the chunky chocolate, you are going to eat it up so that you take the calories before they melt into me, then maybe the sin would be more yours than mine .....?? Pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I think I'd want something abit more chunky

Kit Kat chunky it the 4 finger variety ??

You two are not helping with my calorie concerns!

Now if, after pleasuring me with the chunky chocolate, you are going to eat it up so that you take the calories before they melt into me, then maybe the sin would be more yours than mine .....?? Pmsl x"

LOL hows about we share it that way we can share the calories or we make craig eat it once we are done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mmmmm now we need to search for a chocolate bar long enough to use double ended lol !

And with a guy to mop up those pesky calories we could f*@k ourselves fit! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm now we need to search for a chocolate bar long enough to use double ended lol !

And with a guy to mop up those pesky calories we could f*@k ourselves fit! !

"

giant toblerone out the pound shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ice lolly

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By *etlinkMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Y'all made me chuckle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm now we need to search for a chocolate bar long enough to use double ended lol !

And with a guy to mop up those pesky calories we could f*@k ourselves fit! !

giant toblerone out the pound shop"

Thas exactly what I was thinking lol just abit of an odd shape

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