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two things on fab profiles that I find strange

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A.) ladies who when look at pic and say I'm sorry I don't like facial hair - when Infact it's a days growth and some men need to shave once a day and always can't be bothered,

2.) this thing when ladies only put I will only view or meet men whose cocks are over 9/10 inches...really, if a ten inch+ todger was going hell for leather they would probably be the first to complain it hurts or is it really just a cover up for a twat like a wizards sleeve

Things like this make me ponder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop whinging and do some work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please don't scare me with the W word hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please don't scare me with the W word hahahahaha "

God forbid. Some of us have actually done a hard days graft you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahahahaha I won't feel no guilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahahaha I won't feel no guilt "

Lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A.) ladies who when look at pic and say I'm sorry I don't like facial hair - when Infact it's a days growth and some men need to shave once a day and always can't be bothered,

2.) this thing when ladies only put I will only view or meet men whose cocks are over 9/10 inches...really, if a ten inch+ todger was going hell for leather they would probably be the first to complain it hurts or is it really just a cover up for a twat like a wizards sleeve

Things like this make me ponder

"

feck that...i like to think im tight

and not have a fanny like a worm in a wellie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A.) ladies who when look at pic and say I'm sorry I don't like facial hair - when Infact it's a days growth and some men need to shave once a day and always can't be bothered,

2.) this thing when ladies only put I will only view or meet men whose cocks are over 9/10 inches...really, if a ten inch+ todger was going hell for leather they would probably be the first to complain it hurts or is it really just a cover up for a twat like a wizards sleeve

Things like this make me ponder

feck that...i like to think im tight

and not have a fanny like a worm in a wellie "

Oh and I forgot I love a bit of growth it adds to the rough play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I for one like my women with a bit of facial hair...but I draw the line if they've got a cock over 8"...I like to think I'm still tight too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who like watersports but won't meet smokers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single people who do seperate room swap??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be single and playing at a party in a separate room with a married..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fussy, I'm not here to fuck everyone... Blah blah.

We are all on the same site after nsa sex! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't accommodate or travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't accommodate or travel "

safe sex is a must then a picture appears of the meet the night b4 bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha VWE but pictures show a small slug. Men who go on about being hygienic yet show dirty nails in photos (pet hate is men with nails that overhang their finger tips. Ick.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with no photos who expect you to include a photo with your first message

People who can't accommodate or travel.... but then won't play locally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cock pics then displaying something between their legs that would make the keenest potholer nervous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had VWE and thank god it was doggy so he couldn't see the grimace on my face and beads of sweat running down my brow!!! Give me a smaller todger any day and I love a bit of stubble too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have had VWE and thank god it was doggy so he couldn't see the grimace on my face and beads of sweat running down my brow!!! Give me a smaller todger any day and I love a bit of stubble too x"

Hahahaha there's VWE and there's the is that really real? I was introduced to someone with over 12" before and decided I couldn't ruin myself. A good 7.5-10 is perfectly acceptable though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have had VWE and thank god it was doggy so he couldn't see the grimace on my face and beads of sweat running down my brow!!! Give me a smaller todger any day and I love a bit of stubble too x

Hahahaha there's VWE and there's the is that really real? I was introduced to someone with over 12" before and decided I couldn't ruin myself. A good 7.5-10 is perfectly acceptable though! "

This was worse than a smear test lol. Never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have had VWE and thank god it was doggy so he couldn't see the grimace on my face and beads of sweat running down my brow!!! Give me a smaller todger any day and I love a bit of stubble too x

Hahahaha there's VWE and there's the is that really real? I was introduced to someone with over 12" before and decided I couldn't ruin myself. A good 7.5-10 is perfectly acceptable though!

This was worse than a smear test lol. Never again "

Doggy is deepest penetration though. Girl on top is best for dealing with big boys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure Juicy knows what she's doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on peeps let the hate flow hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dunking thread tonight?? lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

That bit at the bottom that threatens Sydney University and all sorts of legal crap if you so much as glance at their pics ffs........ its worthless!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got in from work so I will update soon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in from work so I will update soon lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That bit at the bottom that threatens Sydney University and all sorts of legal crap if you so much as glance at their pics ffs........ its worthless!!!! "
and why oh why Sydney Uni?!!! Why is a university in Australia even relevant?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in from work so I will update soon lol"

Please let it be jammys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill this in later!!! and they've been on over a year!!!!!! Have a thought!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God if you find a man with a 10" cock and can go hell for leather can you point him in my direction please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God if you find a man with a 10" cock and can go hell for leather can you point him in my direction please "

Ooooh saucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God if you find a man with a 10" cock and can go hell for leather can you point him in my direction please

Ooooh saucy "

Me never you know I am a

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God if you find a man with a 10" cock and can go hell for leather can you point him in my direction please

Ooooh saucy

Me never you know I am a "

I forgot when you walk around hallelujah music serenades you hahahah

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By *coutin4girlzMan
over a year ago

Moo-Moo land :-)

Fisting!!! Puts me write off n I'm not having a go at anyone it's just not for me n my winky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God if you find a man with a 10" cock and can go hell for leather can you point him in my direction please

Ooooh saucy

Me never you know I am a

I forgot when you walk around hallelujah music serenades you hahahah "

How could you forget it

Have to meet for that coffee soon so you can remember lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fisting!!! Puts me write off n I'm not having a go at anyone it's just not for me n my winky lol "

Fisting doesn't do it for me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big furry smashed in ugly pussies that have cum dribbling out and matting the pubes :-/ anyone for breakfast? Yucky lol

Second thing hmmmm

Ill come back to it ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah any profile where restrictions mean i cant message is annoying lol

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By *hyxxxMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Gorgeous women that won't let me perform hours of oral on them and then shag them.

Just hate that!!

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By *coutin4girlzMan
over a year ago

Moo-Moo land :-)


"Fisting!!! Puts me write off n I'm not having a go at anyone it's just not for me n my winky lol

Fisting doesn't do it for me neither "
Tighter the better init babe n fisting always reminds me of them Vet programmes when they roll their sleeves up take the watch off n in they go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big furry smashed in ugly pussies that have cum dribbling out and matting the pubes :-/ anyone for breakfast? Yucky lol

Second thing hmmmm

Ill come back to it ......"

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People whinging about things they cant control !!!

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By *alleyswingaMan
over a year ago

Rhondda

LEG PRESS, how are you hun. Pop me a mail, you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People whinging about things they cant control !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LEG PRESS, how are you hun. Pop me a mail, you know who you are"

Haha. Whyyyy?

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By *alleyswingaMan
over a year ago

Rhondda

It won't let me mail you hun. It's restricted and I wouldn't mind a chat x

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