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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

story about a fem who put a spud up her foo as she believed it would act as a contraceptive. oops it grew roots and she had to go hospital. Got me thinking what weird and wonderful things do ppl use lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yikes...

My friend had a candle stuck in her bum... she told me when she was d*unk and i nearly wet..it wasnt long..a short stubby one and she clenched muscles and it sucked in....haha

Shower heads do it for me..yum...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a girl who stuck a Mars bar up her now she's called Mars bar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"story about a fem who put a spud up her foo as she believed it would act as a contraceptive. oops it grew roots and she had to go hospital. Got me thinking what weird and wonderful things do ppl use lol "
do you know if she had her chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"story about a fem who put a spud up her foo as she believed it would act as a contraceptive. oops it grew roots and she had to go hospital. Got me thinking what weird and wonderful things do ppl use lol do you know if she had her chips? "

prob had mayo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"story about a fem who put a spud up her foo as she believed it would act as a contraceptive. oops it grew roots and she had to go hospital. Got me thinking what weird and wonderful things do ppl use lol do you know if she had her chips?

prob had mayo "

dunno only read headlines lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard a man used to cut a hole in a water Mellon and fuck it but didn't like the cold feel so he put it in microwave and fucked it

Had second degree burns then silly fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my whip handle in my ass

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland


"Heard a man used to cut a hole in a water Mellon and fuck it but didn't like the cold feel so he put it in microwave and fucked it

Had second degree burns then silly fucker"

I laughed too hard at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"story about a fem who put a spud up her foo as she believed it would act as a contraceptive. oops it grew roots and she had to go hospital. Got me thinking what weird and wonderful things do ppl use lol "

I've seen this somewhere. But read that the womans mother had advised her to do it :/

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland


"story about a fem who put a spud up her foo as she believed it would act as a contraceptive. oops it grew roots and she had to go hospital. Got me thinking what weird and wonderful things do ppl use lol

I've seen this somewhere. But read that the womans mother had advised her to do it :/ "

This is true as it was something to do with religion or faith where they dont use contraception x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heard a man used to cut a hole in a water Mellon and fuck it but didn't like the cold feel so he put it in microwave and fucked it

Had second degree burns then silly fucker

I laughed too hard at this

"

True story honest it was in the daily sport pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my whip handle in my ass "

Don't need a whip handle u can have me in ur ass

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland


"Heard a man used to cut a hole in a water Mellon and fuck it but didn't like the cold feel so he put it in microwave and fucked it

Had second degree burns then silly fucker

I laughed too hard at this

True story honest it was in the daily sport pmsl "

Lol desperate times by this silly guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol it was a funny story lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine used to call his ex "picnic". They were having anal, he pulled his cock out and it had a few brown bits on it and said his cock looked like a Picnic chocolate bar. Gross!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As they say, shit happens.

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By *lubcouple2Couple
over a year ago

newport


"Heard a man used to cut a hole in a water Mellon and fuck it but didn't like the cold feel so he put it in microwave and fucked it

Had second degree burns then silly fucker

I laughed too hard at this "

Omg laughed so hard i was cryin lmfao mrs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine worked in the A+E department of a London hospital a few years ago. He told me a story of a man who walked into the hospital late one friday night with a bottle of Heinz tomato sauce up his arse. When questioned how did it get up there, he replied rather tentatively how he accidentally fell on it while coming out of the shower. Apparently his story was very mildly believable unit the next question was "how can you explain the condom over the sauce bottle?" My mate says he nearly gave himself a hernia trying to contain his laughter!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yikes...

My friend had a candle stuck in her bum... she told me when she was d*unk and i nearly wet..it wasnt long..a short stubby one and she clenched muscles and it sucked in....haha

Shower heads do it for me..yum...x"

Brings a hole new meaning to Golden showers xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"story about a fem who put a spud up her foo as she believed it would act as a contraceptive. oops it grew roots and she had to go hospital. Got me thinking what weird and wonderful things do ppl use lol "

When asked was she d*unk . She replied d*unk !!! I was fkin Smashed lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I know a girl who stuck a Mars bar up her now she's called Mars bar lol"

Witty nickname

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