FabSwingers.com forum: The Metabolism of Sex

By *inky Bunny OP Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ran across this on a sexual health site! Feel free to add your own calorie-blasting ideas

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands...8 Calories

With one hand... 22 Calories

With your teeth..85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection... 6 Calories

Without an erection... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find the clitoris... 8 Calories

Trying to find the G-Spot... 192 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary... 112 Calories

69 lying down... 178 Calories

69 standing up... 312 Calories

Wheelbarrow... 386 Calories

Doggy Style... 400 Calories

Italian chandelier... 972 Calories

ORGASMING:

Real... 112 Calories

Fake... 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging... 18 Calories

Getting up immediately... 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

Getting up immediately to eat something...550 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years old... 36 Calories

30-39 years... 80 Calories

40-49 years... 124 Calories

50-59 years... 972 Calories

60-69 years... 2916 Calories

70 and over... Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly... 32 Calories

In a hurry. .. 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories