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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My boobs have been called chesticles, jugs, puppies etc...

What funny names have you heard for body parts??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foo foo laa laa

Badger

Tle dee and Tle dum

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I couldn't get aroused by a man saying he wanted my foo foo pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe it or not I was getting close to a otherwise lovely girl when she muttered "lick my gash" recoiled in horror is about the best way I can respond. More because I wasn't expecting it. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing up mine was called a noony

tup / tuppy now im grown up..sounds so much more mature :')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Growing up mine was called a noony

tup / tuppy now im grown up..sounds so much more mature :') "
I've heard it called a tuppence a few times. Mines a Minnie moo lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Believe it or not I was getting close to a otherwise lovely girl when she muttered "lick my gash" recoiled in horror is about the best way I can respond. More because I wasn't expecting it. Lol. "

Love it lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

My Lady Garden is called Penelope, has been for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Believe it or not I was getting close to a otherwise lovely girl when she muttered "lick my gash" recoiled in horror is about the best way I can respond. More because I wasn't expecting it. Lol. "

Fuck me that's a showstopper! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Penelope sounds much nicer than gash lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pig of a girl sayin that haha :')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pig of a girl sayin that haha :')

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That just reminded me, an ex girlfriends mother used to moan that my g/friends skirt was too high, she would say "I can nearly see where the pig bit you!" Lol always made me laugh!

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"pig of a girl sayin that haha :')

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That's nothing. My ex-wife of many moons ago once stopped me during sex and asked : "do you want pork or lamb for your dinner tomorrow?"

Now that caused me to recoil in stupefaction.

I never slept with her again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha if my legs werent Crossed as a Kid my mam would say

"I can see what you had for breakfast"

I now say it to mine... no idea where that Stems From lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha if my legs werent Crossed as a Kid my mam would say

"I can see what you had for breakfast"

I now say it to mine... no idea where that Stems From lol.... "

I've heard that so many times and never gave it a moments thought! Where did it come from lol must be on google or something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pig of a girl sayin that haha :')

That's nothing. My ex-wife of many moons ago once stopped me during sex and asked : "do you want pork or lamb for your dinner tomorrow?"

Now that caused me to recoil in stupefaction.

I never slept with her again "

Haha.....enough to make Ron Jeremy lose a boner!

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"pig of a girl sayin that haha :')

That's nothing. My ex-wife of many moons ago once stopped me during sex and asked : "do you want pork or lamb for your dinner tomorrow?"

Now that caused me to recoil in stupefaction.

I never slept with her again

Haha.....enough to make Ron Jeremy lose a boner! "

Yup. But at least he'd be guaranteed an wholesome meal the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pig of a girl sayin that haha :')

That's nothing. My ex-wife of many moons ago once stopped me during sex and asked : "do you want pork or lamb for your dinner tomorrow?"

Now that caused me to recoil in stupefaction.

I never slept with her again

Haha.....enough to make Ron Jeremy lose a boner!

Yup. But at least he'd be guaranteed an wholesome meal the next day "

Yeah fair do's she was right on top of the chores, just a little bad timing!.....funny though.....think you kinda know at that point you ain't sexually compatabile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha if my legs werent Crossed as a Kid my mam would say

"I can see what you had for breakfast"

I now say it to mine... no idea where that Stems From lol.... "

Haha mine too!!!!!!

And there was me thinking it was just my parents who were crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine (her) is a twinkle his is a winkle lol

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