FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're a swinger when....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Half of your mobile phone contacts are screen names rather than real names

2. You have seen your friends naked before you have even met them

3. You can't remember the last time you had pubic hair

4. Before booking a holiday, you look up clubs/swingers in that area

5. The word slut has become a term of endearment

6. On Christmas there are certain presents that can not be opened in front of family

7. When you tell your friends/colleagues you went to a party at the weekend and they wonder why they weren't invited or why you didn't post about it on Facebook

8. Your neighbours look at your laundry line and think you must go to a lot of fancy dress parties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum asks you if you had a nice Weekend and you have to lie through your teeth and go on about some made up subject you quickly conjure up :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start answering simple "How are you? What you up to?" text messages with "I'm not free" because you know the true intentions behind the message lol

And when you receive explicit pictures while trying to do a shift in work and your work colleagues notice a glint in your eye while you look at your phone lol.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

You know you're a swinger when....

Your monthly budget includes "hotel weekend" and "party fund" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tie a plastic bag to the end of your trolley when you go shopping ... Just in case !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your phone beeps and you desperately try to hide the cheeky smile on your face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha all brilliant and very true!

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By *lubcouple2Couple
over a year ago

newport

Wen ur shopping in iceland n a nice smiley face says I no wa ude rather b doin lol

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By *hris n TwinkyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

You sit with your partner playing the yes/no game over a beer or coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When knowing your partner has seen somone else puts a smile on your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When knowing your partner has seen somone else puts a smile on your face."

^ when you have alternative business cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mum asks you if you had a nice Weekend and you have to lie through your teeth and go on about some made up subject you quickly conjure up :-/"

And your partner has already told her a dif story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see sexy ppl out and instead of just thinking mmm theyre hot you think

"wonder if theyre on fab "

"I bet they swing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you turn on "see who's near" on a night out and try to work out who's who!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

When you spend so much in "speciality" shops that you end up on their xmas card lists!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a loyalty card at all the sex shops within the local area and regular delivers dp from uber kinky .lol you also look at stuff in DIY shops and think mmm that be good to use in a session ! Lol xx

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By *inkypair40-SocialsCouple
over a year ago

newport

"Wen ur shopping in iceland n a nice smiley face says I no wa ude rather b doin lol"
pmsl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you see sexy ppl out and instead of just thinking mmm theyre hot you think

"wonder if theyre on fab "

"I bet they swing""

I've done this ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know. Your different. Species. Of pampass. Grass!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You start answering simple "How are you? What you up to?" text messages with "I'm not free" because you know the true intentions behind the message lol

And when you receive explicit pictures while trying to do a shift in work and your work colleagues notice a glint in your eye while you look at your phone lol.

When your sitting in work and you get a hot picture that makes you horny and work colleagues ask if your ok lol

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By *ndianguy9Man
over a year ago

newport

When you go on the first vanilla date and first thought is ..what she would look like with another woman or man ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go for a nice walk through some beautiful woodland and can't help looking for branches to be tied to naked...

When you find a new picnic site, and can't help trying the picnic tables for size and height....

When cleaning your car includes wiping your muddy footprints off the roof lining....

When you're relaxing on a park bench and you wonder why some guy is looking so intently at your legs, and then you remember that you gave up wearing knickers so long ago....

Guilty on all counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We never seen a plastic bag on front of shopping trolley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you turn on "see who's near" on a night out and try to work out who's who!

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By *randMrsHorny24Couple
over a year ago

South wales

Exactly what I was gonna say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when u go to a party and dont put keys in ya bag you throw them in the bowl on the table lol

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By *andelion and BurdockCouple
over a year ago

CHEPSTOW

"We never seen a plastic bag on front of shopping trolley"

You will from now on .... might just have started something!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You tie a plastic bag to the end of your trolley when you go shopping ... Just in case !"

Every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok don't wanna sound dumb but what's the plastic bag on the trolly thing all about? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you turn on "see who's near" on a night out and try to work out who's who!

Ha ha...do this a fair bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We never seen a plastic bag on front of shopping trolley

You will from now on .... might just have started something!!!"

I'll try this next time im in Tesco in chepstow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find just walking round bollock naked with a bone gets the message over quicker tbh.......I'm banned from quite a few now though :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you message your daughter and i say" what's up with your status on fab"!!! And not facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you message your daughter and i say" what's up with your status on fab"!!! And not facebook

Haha :')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you message your daughter and i say" what's up with your status on fab"!!! And not facebook

Haha :')"

Don't laugh I've done it so many bloody times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It show other swingers that you also swing we haven't seen anyone when shopping yet so if your in morrisons tescos ebbw vale or asdas Brynmawr lets see sime bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your on the train to work and think who else has naughty thoughts

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By *erryandSailorCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

When you forget to close down Fab and your son says nice pics Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It show other swingers that you also swing we haven't seen anyone when shopping yet so if your in morrisons tescos ebbw vale or asdas Brynmawr lets see sime bags"
you walked past us in asda last week lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u turn up for work Monday but ur legs won't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your chatting with a guy and he tells you he wants to fuck your wife hard from behind then cum all over her tits.

And you think that's a great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody wise we had seen u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you buy 3 boxes of 12 condoms at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you buy 3 boxes of 12 condoms at a time

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lol you buy all the condoms you can when they on offer and have industrial tubs of lube delivered to your house ! The sex shop where you go asks to borrow your fucking machine for their party ! lol xx

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