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Funny injuries from sexy fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The pain in my back today from being naughty on a coffee table last night got me thinking about how easy it is to get carried away during passionate times. A few years ago I had a carpet burn on my face haha. Plenty of foundation was needed to hide that evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've cracked a rib and banged my forehead, in the same session He came back for more so it didn't put wither of us off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got twatted in the face by a double ender popping out whilst having an ffm last year..... silicone blow to the face really hurts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a bloke I think the worst that could happen, and I pray it never does to me, is a broken cock ( even though it's not a broken bone it's like the cock bends almost in half sometimes when ie a woman forcefully comes down on it )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once had it in the shower, slipped and fell, landed awkwardly and tore the tendons in my wrist...with the scars to prove it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got twatted in the face by a double ender popping out whilst having an ffm last year..... silicone blow to the face really hurts!"

Just sooooo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you broke your cock and wrist the same time ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you broke your cock and wrist the same time ???"

no, no cock injury, didnt even break a bone, just the tendons, quite rare to tear them all on one go

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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago

port talbot

Just the usual for me...

Carpet burns to my knees and she had carpet burns on her ass and back.

Memo to self... never have sex on a coconut mat ever again

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By *hocksandmissusCouple
over a year ago

Chester-ish

major nettle stings to my backside once after having some fun in the woods made for a very uncomfy drive home xxxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Had the odd heel scratch, got head-butted when a guy was over-enthusiastic during a MFM, I was on the bottom,she was riding me and wanted him anally, he got it in and then set off at a gallop, cue clash of heads for me and her!

Worst one for me so far was getting my foot stood on by a stiletto heel whilst in a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suffered cramp whilst having sex in the car, I scream loader than her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could fill this with hottie stories i kid you not involving pliers , lost toys , anal hook balls falling on toes and breaking them ! Sex can be a dangerous hobby ! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke the bed head butted the guy and broke his nose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had fun amongst the gorse bushes. Though a bit of gorse was scraping my leg only to find loads of red ants biting.

Bloody sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kicked a guy full on in the head once when made me cum orally oops! Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kicked a guy full on in the head once when made me cum orally oops! Xxxx"

This happened to me before

Got my first ever nosebleed from it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black eyes, swollen nose and thick lip,,, guess it's my fault for not leaving before her hubby came home,,,,, great sex though

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

slipped on slicon lube on tiles was like an ice ring,, and knocked myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beks ripped my frenulum, thought she was really wet turned out it was me

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By *iss my assMan
over a year ago

derry/donegal

tore me bango lol

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By *ntz86Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

Having a 3 sum, thought I'd get up and have a drink and a chance to change positions but tripped over the rug and broke my toe. Don't help when u bend it under ur foot and stand on it. Rug is in the garage now out the way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This thread has made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a hot and sticky session...got in the shower...once out i grabbed the towel ...put it on my head....didnt notice the wasp on the inside....hurt like fook

(tech sex related!?! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pulled my groin muscle (I think thats how you spell it). After doing the 40 days and 40 nights challenge and only been having a bj off my ex-wife for ten minutes. I came loads and hurt myself in the process. The doctor recommend never do that challenge again. I have not listened and done it twice since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell pregnant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winner

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland


"slipped on slicon lube on tiles was like an ice ring,, and knocked myself out "

I laughed more than i should

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By *uv2lick11Man
over a year ago

r c t

A long while back with an ex after a d*unken nite and eating a chinese she wrapped noodles round my cock and eat it off it. then i had a brainwave of my turn, so i grabbed the cartoon of curry sauce an poured it over her! the poor bugger had blistered tits for weeks after it burnt her!

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"slipped on slicon lube on tiles was like an ice ring,, and knocked myself out

I laughed more than i should "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a tear internally

Dr said she hadn't seen anything like It before

Sitting there trying to look innocent saying it was from a d*unken sex session with a bf

Don't think she believed me thou

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