FabSwingers.com forum: slogans/words of the Hoedown

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feel free to discuss and add any others but from the weekend the quotes/words that have made me laugh all for different reasons are as follows.... feel free to add any others!

Buzzing

Rapey Tapey and

I respect that

what will be the word/slogan of the hoedown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliantly Mindblowing" thats what I been told by a lot of the guests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inserts and fisting

Was still so funny still laughing last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it now in a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me it was...

BUZZING

IVE LOST MY VOICE

IVE BEEN FECKING BIT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for me it was...

BUZZING

IVE LOST MY VOICE

IVE BEEN FECKING BIT

Was it the flies buzzing or you lol Giggs?

You should've come to us...we had insect repellent in our First Aid kit. You'll know next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for me it was...

BUZZING

IVE LOST MY VOICE

IVE BEEN FECKING BIT

Was it the flies buzzing or you lol Giggs?

You should've come to us...we had insect repellent in our First Aid kit. You'll know next time.

awwww mand im plastered from head to toe and itching like a fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for me it was...

BUZZING

IVE LOST MY VOICE

IVE BEEN FECKING BIT

Was it the flies buzzing or you lol Giggs?

You should've come to us...we had insect repellent in our First Aid kit. You'll know next time.

awwww mand im plastered from head to toe and itching like a fecker

Poor you Giggs. You need to advertise for a man with big gentle hands to rub calamine lotion in to soothe that itch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for me it was...

BUZZING

IVE LOST MY VOICE

IVE BEEN FECKING BIT

Was it the flies buzzing or you lol Giggs?

You should've come to us...we had insect repellent in our First Aid kit. You'll know next time.

awwww mand im plastered from head to toe and itching like a fecker

"
you in that horse head goin nay nay had me crying girl pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you win another prize your banned

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

"If you win another prize your banned"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you win another prize your banned

I did stack the odds in my favour just wanted the tattoo prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for me it was...

BUZZING

IVE LOST MY VOICE

IVE BEEN FECKING BIT

Was it the flies buzzing or you lol Giggs?

You should've come to us...we had insect repellent in our First Aid kit. You'll know next time.

awwww mand im plastered from head to toe and itching like a fecker

Poor you Giggs. You need to advertise for a man with big gentle hands to rub calamine lotion in to soothe that itch.

suppose it's better than craps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for me it was...

BUZZING

IVE LOST MY VOICE

IVE BEEN FECKING BIT

Was it the flies buzzing or you lol Giggs?

You should've come to us...we had insect repellent in our First Aid kit. You'll know next time.

awwww mand im plastered from head to toe and itching like a fecker

you in that horse head goin nay nay had me crying girl pmsl "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you win another prize your banned"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres mine lol xx

hang on I will sit down in a minute pmsl xx

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Stop dripping on the list

I'm lost!!!!!!

Buzzing

How did you sleep through that snoring?????!!!!!

Get out my kitchen!!!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Stop dripping on the list

I'm lost!!!!!!

Buzzing

How did you sleep through that snoring?????!!!!!

Get out my kitchen!!!!"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Mine were...

Mart, we need...

...you in 3 places at once

...more black bags

...more bog roll

....someone on the gate

...directions

...the postcode

....directions

...the rain to stop (hey, I'm good, but that one is beyond me!)

...directions

....you to chill lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ging gang gooly gooly gooly gooly watch your ging gang goo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 50 pence trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any1 want any raffle tickets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 50 pence trick"

did I miss that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine were...

Mart, we need...

...you in 3 places at once

...more black bags

...more bog roll

....someone on the gate

...directions

...the postcode

....directions

...the rain to stop (hey, I'm good, but that one is beyond me!)

...directions

....you to chill lol!

"
don't 4get washing up liquid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 50 pence trick

did I miss that lol

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a cigarette lmao xxx

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"The 50 pence trick

did I miss that lol

Yep

So did I , but he's going to get it 'dry' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me away and fuck me ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wanna cwtch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me away and fuck me ..

maybe next time

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Take me away and fuck me ..

maybe next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me away and fuck me ..

maybe next time

well she did ask me on more than one occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wanna cwtch lol

Lol I found u a cwtch buddy in the end lol

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I just wanna cwtch lol

Lol I found u a cwtch buddy in the end lol "

But that was after she landed on my bed, kissed my cheek to death and was asking why she had to be quiet!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wanna cwtch lol

Lol I found u a cwtch buddy in the end lol

But that was after she landed on my bed, kissed my cheek to death and was asking why she had to be quiet!!!!!!

but why did I have 2 be quiet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wanna cwtch lol

Lol I found u a cwtch buddy in the end lol

But that was after she landed on my bed, kissed my cheek to death and was asking why she had to be quiet!!!!!!

but why did I have 2 be quiet lol

Lol come on I did a good job of helping her

Have you ever tried to keep giggles quiet lol

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I just wanna cwtch lol

Lol I found u a cwtch buddy in the end lol

But that was after she landed on my bed, kissed my cheek to death and was asking why she had to be quiet!!!!!!

but why did I have 2 be quiet lol

Lol come on I did a good job of helping her

Have you ever tried to keep giggles quiet lol

Been told she's not even quiet with her mouth full!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wanna cwtch lol

Lol I found u a cwtch buddy in the end lol

But that was after she landed on my bed, kissed my cheek to death and was asking why she had to be quiet!!!!!!

but why did I have 2 be quiet lol

Lol come on I did a good job of helping her

Have you ever tried to keep giggles quiet lol

Been told she's not even quiet with her mouth full!!!!

Lol

I've seen her talking with kebab hanging out her mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wanna cwtch lol

Lol I found u a cwtch buddy in the end lol

But that was after she landed on my bed, kissed my cheek to death and was asking why she had to be quiet!!!!!!

but why did I have 2 be quiet lol

Lol come on I did a good job of helping her

Have you ever tried to keep giggles quiet lol

Been told she's not even quiet with her mouth full!!!!

Lol

I've seen her talking with kebab hanging out her mouth

oi im here mind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooden pallets don't burn for long on a campfire but do give off a lot of heat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pallet was ok but I was scared my dress would set alight with the sparks flying about

It was really warm thou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pallet was ok but I was scared my dress would set alight with the sparks flying about

It was really warm thou "

It was a bit sparky, point taken.

There are other less dangerous ways of keeping warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pallet was ok but I was scared my dress would set alight with the sparks flying about

It was really warm thou

It was a bit sparky, point taken.

There are other less dangerous ways of keeping warm

Lol yea putting clothes on

Don't think the tracky bottoms and trainers I had on where that sexy but it kept me warm

We should of had a group hug lol

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

I hope that's the wife's hand there giving me a wank from behind not his ha ha .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rapey tapey and i respect that . Plus ohhh thats nice .lol. Think they stick with me .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pallet was ok but I was scared my dress would set alight with the sparks flying about

It was really warm thou

It was a bit sparky, point taken.

There are other less dangerous ways of keeping warm

Lol yea putting clothes on

Don't think the tracky bottoms and trainers I had on where that sexy but it kept me warm

We should of had a group hug lol "

I could have done with a group hug around 4 in the morning when I was walking around outside naked with my just phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pallet was ok but I was scared my dress would set alight with the sparks flying about

It was really warm thou

It was a bit sparky, point taken.

There are other less dangerous ways of keeping warm

Lol yea putting clothes on

Don't think the tracky bottoms and trainers I had on where that sexy but it kept me warm

We should of had a group hug lol

I could have done with a group hug around 4 in the morning when I was walking around outside naked with my just phone

and a boner

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By *ob and ScarlettCouple
over a year ago

S Wales

Definitely

Rapey tapey!

X x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pallet was ok but I was scared my dress would set alight with the sparks flying about

It was really warm thou

It was a bit sparky, point taken.

There are other less dangerous ways of keeping warm

Lol yea putting clothes on

Don't think the tracky bottoms and trainers I had on where that sexy but it kept me warm

We should of had a group hug lol

I could have done with a group hug around 4 in the morning when I was walking around outside naked with my just phone

and a boner

Lol

Think we might have been by fire still then lol

I know it was getting light when we went sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also just want to make sure that badge is on ! Is it on ? Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye i remember checking scarlets badge alot . Foxy lol. Xx

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By *ob and ScarlettCouple
over a year ago

S Wales

You did that an AWFUL lot Foxy! To be fair, I think it might of been on a bit wonky! Very sweet of you to make sure I looked my bestest!!!!! Ha ha! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has to be said foxy.....I respect that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No problem Scarlet . I did a few more checks at the camp fire aswell as i recall lol xx i respect tha fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh both i respect the fact you respect that lol xx

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By *lfie80Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"You look like the kind of guy that needs a bondage cross"

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

""You look like the kind of guy that needs a bondage cross""

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You look like the kind of guy that needs a bondage cross"

Lol

"
mmmmmmm i think I was the kind of girl who needed one too .lol

poppyxx

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By *onny-n-clydeCouple
over a year ago

cwmbran,

This had me weak with laughter. This and shouted from 1 tent to another "Emm! Are you getting Fucked yet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This had me weak with laughter. This and shouted from 1 tent to another "Emm! Are you getting Fucked yet?""
i heared that toooo.lol

also heared a lot and heres p boy ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was a good line to . " leg restraints umm a tenant left them behind xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the naked bean wrestling then figuring out of it was do able ? Priced up as well thanks bob ! Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooooooof . There were so many dogs there ! Of the canine variety has to be said must have been a common phrase .lol.

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