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"I had a meet last week with a big womn and tried always to fuck her but could not do it. Had no problem getting hard but could not get it to reach her pussy " try a cock pump maybe it's 2 small lol | |||
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"Think this was a bad idea but i do mean she was really big and not off this site" Why do you think it was a bad idea? | |||
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"Think this was a bad idea but i do mean she was really big and not off this site" well does that mean u will fuck anything???? | |||
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"But if you can't get between her legs how can you" there's more than one position to fuck in!! | |||
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"Think this was a bad idea but i do mean she was really big and not off this site well does that mean u will fuck anything????" does that mean because she was big it was not worth trying | |||
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"I meet big women before no prob this time i meet a real big one and fail ask for advice and get beat up. Only asking for ideas as i would like to see her again " really??????? | |||
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"I had a meet last week with a big womn and tried always to fuck her but could not do it. Had no problem getting hard but could not get it to reach her pussy " lie on top of her,slap her arse and ride the waves. | |||
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"Sorry to burst your confidence....but seriously how small must you be to not be able to have sex in any position!! My advice would be if you wanted to see her again use your tongue and fingers" high five 2 you pmsfl | |||
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"Fact he has no veri from the lady says a lot I guess " if you bothered to read if you can its says it was nothing to do with this site | |||
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"Fact he has no veri from the lady says a lot I guess if you bothered to read if you can its says it was nothing to do with this site" Good job coz if she read this she would probably be telling ppl it's nothing to do with how big she is But how small you are | |||
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"Fact he has no veri from the lady says a lot I guess if you bothered to read if you can its says it was nothing to do with this site Good job coz if she read this she would probably be telling ppl it's nothing to do with how big she is But how small you are " And that my friends is game set and match | |||
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"think it was his cock ......im a big lady never had any probs being fucked ...." No problems at all!! Xx | |||
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"Fact he has no veri from the lady says a lot I guess if you bothered to read if you can its says it was nothing to do with this site Good job coz if she read this she would probably be telling ppl it's nothing to do with how big she is But how small you are And that my friends is game set and match" lol | |||
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"Hope none of you lot ever take a job of agony aunt " (Channels "Dear Deidre") Dear "small of Ebbw Vale"... You might want to try stimulating the largest sexual organ of both her, and certainly your, bodies, the brain! If you turn her on, chemicals are released into the body,making her wet in the places that matter, and helping her get flexible and supple enough to get into all manner of positions,meaning that, even with your... erm, shortcomings, you might still be able to please her. Failing that... become a monk and save yourself the embarrassment! | |||
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"think it was his cock ......im a big lady never had any probs being fucked ...." I had no problem with you sexy xx | |||
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"Pmsl xxx if I were you I would delete your profile and start again " like fuck the most fun i ever had on here | |||
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" I worked in a labour ward, and asked one very large lady(bmi around 85-90) and that was her advice. Apparently occasionally she needed a 3rd or 4th person to hold her legs open wide enough for her husband to do the job - some family members helped out! All gospel truth. " Fuck i really have heard it all now | |||
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"I have been told, though work, that doggy style on the stairs is the best way to have sex with a very large lady. I worked in a labour ward, and asked one very large lady(bmi around 85-90) and that was her advice. Apparently occasionally she needed a 3rd or 4th person to hold her legs open wide enough for her husband to do the job - some family members helped out! All gospel truth. " I think if you are asking women in labour about how they have sex then you are in the wrong job Aka i smell bullshit!!! | |||
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"I have been told, though work, that doggy style on the stairs is the best way to have sex with a very large lady. I worked in a labour ward, and asked one very large lady(bmi around 85-90) and that was her advice. Apparently occasionally she needed a 3rd or 4th person to hold her legs open wide enough for her husband to do the job - some family members helped out! All gospel truth. I think if you are asking women in labour about how they have sex then you are in the wrong job Aka i smell bullshit!!! " Lol I love these threads it cheers me up | |||
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"I have been told, though work, that doggy style on the stairs is the best way to have sex with a very large lady. I worked in a labour ward, and asked one very large lady(bmi around 85-90) and that was her advice. Apparently occasionally she needed a 3rd or 4th person to hold her legs open wide enough for her husband to do the job - some family members helped out! All gospel truth. I think if you are asking women in labour about how they have sex then you are in the wrong job Aka i smell bullshit!!! Lol I love these threads it cheers me up " I honestly think my eyes are deceiving me sometimes with what im reading | |||
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"I had a meet last week with a big womn and tried always to fuck her but could not do it. Had no problem getting hard but could not get it to reach her pussy " funniest thread ever pmsl | |||
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"So it sounds like i have to take her from behind on the stairs with 4 people holding her legs fuck hope no one slips " think you need to give up if you asking for help! | |||
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"Fucking a bigger woman is no different she likes and enjoyes it like any other person coz size makes no difference she is still the same person and has feelings just like any other human" | |||
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"So it sounds like i have to take her from behind on the stairs with 4 people holding her legs fuck hope no one slips " pmsfl. Sooo funny | |||
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"I had a meet last week with a big womn and tried always to fuck her but could not do it. Had no problem getting hard but could not get it to reach her pussy " The answer my darling is YOU don't.... I'm quite certain she would rather DIY than have to encounter such a weasel again! I'm a larger lady & I can tell you now if you were any kind of man you'd know how to handle & satisfy a real woman... Personally I wouldn't give you a second look! Count yourself lucky she even thought to endure spending anytime at all with you. & the gentleman who made the comment about the labour ward...... You are seriously deluded if you think your comment will be believed in anyway at all..... I think it's time for a reality check! | |||
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"It's single men like this that make it hard for the genuine.. i have a issue with my weight and im not large... It makes me think twice now.. as you don't post stuff like this in a forum... i would never say I had a meet last night and the guy was a flop " Some people are just twats. No excuse for it really. I would imagine the ops chances of ever getting a meet now have gone from extremely slim to non existant | |||
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"It's single men like this that make it hard for the genuine.. i have a issue with my weight and im not large... It makes me think twice now.. as you don't post stuff like this in a forum... i would never say I had a meet last night and the guy was a flop " if I was a large lady I would def meet him,if only for the hysterics to be had as he tries to fuck me, its would be the most fun ever. | |||
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"Women on here are such hypocrites, haha some laughing done " I haven't laughed so much at a thread since I been swinging, absolute class with no offence to large ladies lol. It only started with him asking for advice and here we are in a minefield. | |||
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"Yea I know it's brilliant, in his defence they were saying that his cock was small and all this so deserves them right, then boom it erupted, I nearly choked on my tea still laughing now" I haven't stopped laughing, even when offline. Brilliant Comedy | |||
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"Think I've gone viral" I hope so pmsl | |||
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"Fucking a bigger woman is no different she likes and enjoyes it like any other person coz size makes no difference she is still the same person and has feelings just like any other human" | |||
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"It because of people like this that make me feel self conscious , yes I have had amazing meets with very fit,athletic men and they have never had problems in getting in all positions but when a minority of men ask for "advise" on a larger lady really doesn't bode well for women like me who are large !!! " Why doesn't it bode well, you said you've never had that problem, and you have amazing meets and all of a sudden reading something like this on a swinging website is making you feel Self conscious, Awk c'mon really? And I'm sure he was talking about an extremely large woman, documentary large | |||
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"Thanks Walter" No problem, youv got my day off to a laughing start | |||
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"Bravo, you've cheered up my morning, so thank you, the best one was when someone mentioned how self aware and self conscious they are about their body and her with 184 verifications, I'm typing as I laugh " and are they all play meets nope.. and yep im very aware of my lumps and bumps thank u | |||
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"It because of people like this that make me feel self conscious , yes I have had amazing meets with very fit,athletic men and they have never had problems in getting in all positions but when a minority of men ask for "advise" on a larger lady really doesn't bode well for women like me who are large !!! Why doesn't it bode well, you said you've never had that problem, and you have amazing meets and all of a sudden reading something like this on a swinging website is making you feel Self conscious, Awk c'mon really? And I'm sure he was talking about an extremely large woman, documentary large " As I class myself as a very large women and self conscious on meeting new people as they may all think like that , it's not all of a sudden reading this has made me feel like this but this is a forum where anyone is free to comment ! | |||
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"Bravo, you've cheered up my morning, so thank you, the best one was when someone mentioned how self aware and self conscious they are about their body and her with 184 verifications, I'm typing as I laugh and are they all play meets nope.. and yep im very aware of my lumps and bumps thank u" Then you make jokes about his cock and all this, then your out crying about how self conscious you are, nawwwwwwww cute, you just jumped on the bandwagon like a few of the people, so hard being an individual these days isn't it ? | |||
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"It because of people like this that make me feel self conscious , yes I have had amazing meets with very fit,athletic men and they have never had problems in getting in all positions but when a minority of men ask for "advise" on a larger lady really doesn't bode well for women like me who are large !!! Why doesn't it bode well, you said you've never had that problem, and you have amazing meets and all of a sudden reading something like this on a swinging website is making you feel Self conscious, Awk c'mon really? And I'm sure he was talking about an extremely large woman, documentary large As I class myself as a very large women and self conscious on meeting new people as they may all think like that , it's not all of a sudden reading this has made me feel like this but this is a forum where anyone is free to comment ! " You may class your self as that but in reality your not, to some people your just a curvy woman, and I hope you are joking that us men think that " omg what if my cock doesn't go in" I would doubt that anyone thinks like that and if they do they are mentally ignorant | |||
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"Walter watch you don't end up billy no mates like me" awww | |||
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"Walter watch you don't end up billy no mates like me" Awk ya win some ya lose some, hate it when people twist and manipulate people's words so funny everybody jumping on the bandwagon too, pathetic | |||
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"Bravo, you've cheered up my morning, so thank you, the best one was when someone mentioned how self aware and self conscious they are about their body and her with 184 verifications, I'm typing as I laugh and are they all play meets nope.. and yep im very aware of my lumps and bumps thank u Then you make jokes about his cock and all this, then your out crying about how self conscious you are, nawwwwwwww cute, you just jumped on the bandwagon like a few of the people, so hard being an individual these days isn't it ? " I don't see one tear lol.... | |||
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"Bravo, you've cheered up my morning, so thank you, the best one was when someone mentioned how self aware and self conscious they are about their body and her with 184 verifications, I'm typing as I laugh and are they all play meets nope.. and yep im very aware of my lumps and bumps thank u Then you make jokes about his cock and all this, then your out crying about how self conscious you are, nawwwwwwww cute, you just jumped on the bandwagon like a few of the people, so hard being an individual these days isn't it ? I don't see one tear lol.... " That's good, really great, chuffed for you | |||
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"Right this is my last word on this i don't mean she was big she was huge " See your not helping urself are u???? keep digging cos that hole is getting bigger | |||
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"But i don't give a fuck" well there's your answer | |||
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"But i don't give a fuck" Well you didn't the night you met her | |||
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"Hope none of you lot ever take a job of agony aunt (Channels "Dear Deidre") Dear "small of Ebbw Vale"... You might want to try stimulating the largest sexual organ of both her, and certainly your, bodies, the brain! If you turn her on, chemicals are released into the body,making her wet in the places that matter, and helping her get flexible and supple enough to get into all manner of positions,meaning that, even with your... erm, shortcomings, you might still be able to please her. Failing that... become a monk and save yourself the embarrassment! " propa lmfao | |||
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"Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near... so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style..... " Ba ba ba bullshit | |||
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"Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near... so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style..... " you made me laugh so loud telling me this tale last night!! | |||
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"think it was his cock ......im a big lady never had any probs being fucked ...." xx | |||
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"Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near... so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style..... you made me laugh so loud telling me this tale last night!! " thanks mama....i even had some one witness it...so for the guys saying blah blah blah.. yep it really did happen | |||
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"Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near... so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style..... Ba ba ba bullshit " Pardon? ?? was you there????? no you weren't. .. and why would I bullshit? ?? if u knew me you would no I say it as it is!!!! | |||
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"No matter what size I've been the guy always managed to do the job And very well may I add " You are fit as mind | |||
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"Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near... so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style..... you made me laugh so loud telling me this tale last night!! thanks mama....i even had some one witness it...so for the guys saying blah blah blah.. yep it really did happen " The poor guy obviously enjoyed the experience because he kept following you around like a lovesick puppy lol | |||
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"Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near... so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style..... you made me laugh so loud telling me this tale last night!! thanks mama....i even had some one witness it...so for the guys saying blah blah blah.. yep it really did happen The poor guy obviously enjoyed the experience because he kept following you around like a lovesick puppy lol " Omg I no poor bastard lol... I'm still chuckling | |||
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"Thought fat birds were jolly fuck me some of you lot are not right winging lot" Come on now play nicely | |||
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"Thought fat birds were jolly fuck me some of you lot are not right winging lot Come on now play nicely " nobody is playing nice with me | |||
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"I have been told, though work, that doggy style on the stairs is the best way to have sex with a very large lady. I worked in a labour ward, and asked one very large lady(bmi around 85-90) and that was her advice. Apparently occasionally she needed a 3rd or 4th person to hold her legs open wide enough for her husband to do the job - some family members helped out! All gospel truth. " Gob smacked | |||
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"Thought fat birds were jolly fuck me some of you lot are not right winging lot Come on now play nicely nobody is playing nice with me" I dont think anyone (off this site at least) is ever going to play with you at all....ever.... whether nicely or not....judging by the success of your thread (Meant in a very jolly manner of course ) | |||
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"Instead of asking here.....why didn't you just ask her how she likes to be fucked....then if you still couldn't reach, maybe your cock just too small" | |||
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