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THE OLD ONES ARE THE BEST LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BOY: morning nancy what are you doing there

GIRL: "sob sob" my goldfish died! So I am burying it

BOY: ha ha you silly girl! that hole is far too big for a goldfish

GIRL:that is because he is inside your fucking cat !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tommy cooper classic

tc:doctor i keep having this dream where a beautiful woman is running towards me but i keep pushing her away

doctor:and what would you like me to do?

tc:break my arms!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even funnier if you do an impression of his voice when you say it lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Just like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fella walks into doctors says I keep thinking im donald duck or mickey mouse the doctor looked at him and said how long have you been having these disney spells

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

tommy cooper only had to come on stage and say not like that and do that gravelly laugh my uncle would be in fits of laughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.”

The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

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