FabSwingers.com forum: An apology :-)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My ladyfriend and I would just like to apologise to the farmer who stumbled across us, stark-naked in his field, having just enjoyed some wonderful warm summer rays and some fabulous hot sex.

Poor bugger had only stopped his Landrover to have a pee by the gate...and we're guessing that nobody believes his story when he tells it to anyone who will listen.

The odds on us being disturbed where we were (DEEP in the countryside, with nothing and nobody around for miles) must be astronomical...thinking about it, we'd have probably had better odds on scooping the Euromillions than on Farmer Giles getting an unexpected eyeful...

Anyway, we'd like to apologise to him for the fact that people now probably think he's a liar (or that he's been supping too much cider), and the fact that he's probably nursing a semi for the next week or so (as I'm damned sure he won't forget what he saw), and lastly an apology to his sheep for any unexpected 'disturbances' that may be the result of his post-traumatic stress

By *ot pussy and big cockCouple
over a year ago

Nr Newtown

"My ladyfriend and I would just like to apologise to the farmer who stumbled across us, stark-naked in his field, having just enjoyed some wonderful warm summer rays and some fabulous hot sex.

Poor bugger had only stopped his Landrover to have a pee by the gate...and we're guessing that nobody believes his story when he tells it to anyone who will listen.