FabSwingers.com forum: last night @ The Office

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So folks, what was the impression of the club last night. Someone has left a review that does not tally with much of what I saw last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for organising everything, I know it takes a lot of hard work. The place is a dump, it's filthy dirty, dark, dingy, and well below standard even for me and I've thoroughly enjoyed the most minging of dives before. That place shocked me!

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By *uddsWoman
over a year ago

st athans

"Thank you for organising everything, I know it takes a lot of hard work. The place is a dump, it's filthy dirty, dark, dingy, and well below standard even for me and I've thoroughly enjoyed the most minging of dives before. That place shocked me! "

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

Thank you for organising the trip. I left early as I really wasn't keen on the place sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't the place renowned for being awful? I haven't heard a single good review so I'm surprised people would arrange a trip there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was not impressed at all !

People slate cams but really should experience the office before they do so as cams has a way higher standard.

I did enjoy the glass bed tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys I'm really sorry that I wasted your night. What does suprise me though is some of the people who have slated the place were still happily playing there after we left at 1am. When Molly and I have found a place so distasteful were have left pretty quickly.

Again, I am sorry that your night was such a disaster. It wasn't intended to be and it was organised in good faith.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After paying £25 to get in and travelling for an hour- I wasn't about to leave in a hurry. It's not a personal attack-the club was just shite. And my drink was given to someone else, as they don't label them. I did enjoy myself playing pool tho x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After paying £25 to get in and travelling for an hour- I wasn't about to leave in a hurry. It's not a personal attack-the club was just shite. And my drink was given to someone else, as they don't label them. I did enjoy myself playing pool tho x"

Jade they shouldn't have charged you?

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By *tallion1244Man
over a year ago

Monmouthshire

Well I enjoyed myself and am sure a few others did aswell so thankyou for organising it twas a good night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was not impressed at all !

People slate cams but really should experience the office before they do so as cams has a way higher standard.

I did enjoy the glass bed tho

Was there a glass bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I did enjoy the pool lol

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland

We are glad we wern't the only ones who didnt enjoy it. It felt really sleazy for us which i dont think it needs to be so we left very soon after arriving. Was funny driving all in a line though along the roads. We live and learn eh

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"We are glad we wern't the only ones who didnt enjoy it. It felt really sleazy for us which i dont think it needs to be so we left very soon after arriving. Was funny driving all in a line though along the roads. We live and learn eh

The drving in convoy was fun but I thought I'd lost everyone at one point cos I was at the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right its taking me a while 2 think.of what 2 put here lol

1st please don't take it as a dig at you 2 as we all appreciated the time you took 2 organise the trip 4 us as we all no the hard work that goes in2 it

So I would like 2 thank you for your time and effort...

This isn't about bad mouthing yourself or any1 it's our views on the club

I'm glad I went as I can say I've done it...

Here we go then my views on the club....

when we arrived we were greeted by a very old man in a dirty work jacket and looked like he needed a good scrub and apparently he is security..god forbid if we needed him lol

When entering I was shocked on how dark the place was

I'm a tight arse with electricity but a few low energy light bulbs wouldn't go a miss lol...

I handed my drink over were they have no drink system in place and as jade mentioned some1 else could drink it

Asked 4 a key 4 the locker and handed a plastic pot 2 pick 1..

2 promote a club I think u need good looking staff....

Coke 2.00 a can

Locker rooms were filthy

Smoking room was on a flight of stairs and we all no what giggles is like on stairs lol

Myself and g left as I didn't no who the hell was touching me....

overall I will not be going back but I made the most of a bad situation and got pissed and giggled my way through it....

I also felt like a lepa as no1 spoke and didn't make us feel welcome at all......

Please don't take it personal as it's not aimed at you....

Like cj said people slate chams but Omg chams is paradise compared 2 the office...

But again people have options and not every will agree

So you need 2 try it for yourself as because it wasn't 4 me you may love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was very different just not a good way sorry

thank god for giggles x!

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By *illeepaulCouple
over a year ago

bristol

As Bristolians and as we used to frequent The Office many years ago we thought that we would go along and join your Invasion to see what has changed over the years! Sadly not much!

As with any party or social gathering its the people that make it and it must be said that the crowd from Wales last night were very friendly and certainly made a good night of it! However that can be said of many nights where a good crowd turn up, but here we are judging the venue!

From our perspective, the good points about this club is that there are plenty of rooms to explore and discover. However, there are a number of things that are not to our taste but of course this is subjective. From the moment you arrive outside of the building it does not look very welcoming. A dark and dingy entrance with a steel door at the top of numerous flights of stairs and then to be greeted by a face appearing at a 2 feet square hole in the wall! Once you take your first step inside the club you are hit by the day glo and fluorescent decor of the lounge area that must have been painted by someone on a trip!! Not to everyones taste by any means, but that décor then spills over into the room with the round bed! Next door the lighting in the only couple only room is far too bright for comfortable play, as it seems we were on show for everybody else!

Moving on then to the other area of the club it must be said that it was atmospheric but also very dark, gloomy and somewhat tacky! Cleanliness in this are also seemed to be lacking. As for the toilets where was the soap?

In summary, it was a god night due to the influx from over The Bridge but as a venue for swingers it was like entering the world of Acid House complete with trance music in abundance! Would we go again? No, as we are looking for a more sensual and sexual venue rather than the Trance Tent at Glastonbury!

We are going to Adventures in Stoke on Trent next week and if you want to see a club done properly go there! We know its along way but its well worth it. A proper purpose built Swingers Club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right its taking me a while 2 think.of what 2 put here lol

1st please don't take it as a dig at you 2 as we all appreciated the time you took 2 organise the trip 4 us as we all no the hard work that goes in2 it

So I would like 2 thank you for your time and effort...

This isn't about bad mouthing yourself or any1 it's our views on the club

I'm glad I went as I can say I've done it...

Here we go then my views on the club....

when we arrived we were greeted by a very old man in a dirty work jacket and looked like he needed a good scrub and apparently he is security..god forbid if we needed him lol

When entering I was shocked on how dark the place was

I'm a tight arse with electricity but a few low energy light bulbs wouldn't go a miss lol...

I handed my drink over were they have no drink system in place and as jade mentioned some1 else could drink it

Asked 4 a key 4 the locker and handed a plastic pot 2 pick 1..

2 promote a club I think u need good looking staff....

Coke 2.00 a can

Locker rooms were filthy

Smoking room was on a flight of stairs and we all no what giggles is like on stairs lol

Myself and g left as I didn't no who the hell was touching me....

overall I will not be going back but I made the most of a bad situation and got pissed and giggled my way through it....

I also felt like a lepa as no1 spoke and didn't make us feel welcome at all......

Please don't take it personal as it's not aimed at you....

Like cj said people slate chams but Omg chams is paradise compared 2 the office...

But again people have options and not every will agree

So you need 2 try it for yourself as because it wasn't 4 me you may love it

Giggles I think it was either peter stringfellow or Jesus groping you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right its taking me a while 2 think.of what 2 put here lol

1st please don't take it as a dig at you 2 as we all appreciated the time you took 2 organise the trip 4 us as we all no the hard work that goes in2 it

So I would like 2 thank you for your time and effort...

This isn't about bad mouthing yourself or any1 it's our views on the club

I'm glad I went as I can say I've done it...

Here we go then my views on the club....

when we arrived we were greeted by a very old man in a dirty work jacket and looked like he needed a good scrub and apparently he is security..god forbid if we needed him lol

When entering I was shocked on how dark the place was

I'm a tight arse with electricity but a few low energy light bulbs wouldn't go a miss lol...

I handed my drink over were they have no drink system in place and as jade mentioned some1 else could drink it

Asked 4 a key 4 the locker and handed a plastic pot 2 pick 1..

2 promote a club I think u need good looking staff....

Coke 2.00 a can

Locker rooms were filthy

Smoking room was on a flight of stairs and we all no what giggles is like on stairs lol

Myself and g left as I didn't no who the hell was touching me....

overall I will not be going back but I made the most of a bad situation and got pissed and giggled my way through it....

I also felt like a lepa as no1 spoke and didn't make us feel welcome at all......

Please don't take it personal as it's not aimed at you....

Like cj said people slate chams but Omg chams is paradise compared 2 the office...

But again people have options and not every will agree

So you need 2 try it for yourself as because it wasn't 4 me you may love it

Giggles I think it was either peter stringfellow or Jesus groping you lol

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omfg that's just a deep chuckle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Bristolians and as we used to frequent The Office many years ago we thought that we would go along and join your Invasion to see what has changed over the years! Sadly not much!

We are going to Adventures in Stoke on Trent next week and if you want to see a club done properly go there! We know its along way but its well worth it. A proper purpose built Swingers Club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u see Jesus he was stark bollocking naked with a bumbag on his hip pmsfl

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"Did u see Jesus he was stark bollocking naked with a bumbag on his hip pmsfl

lol what a sight to see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did u see Jesus he was stark bollocking naked with a bumbag on his hip pmsfl

lol what a sight to see!

Lol it was funny thou let's be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats my friend youre going on about Ladies, and once you get to know him hes a very nice guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats my friend youre going on about Ladies, and once you get to know him hes a very nice guy.

I didn't say he wasn't a nice guy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no, but hes being made fun of.

You wouldnt let your friend be a laughing stock and neither will I,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no, but hes being made fun of.

You wouldnt let your friend be a laughing stock and neither will I,"

No I wouldn't. ..

But how do u no it was him??

There were loads of guys looking like Jesus!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the way you described him ..

Thats how he always is when he goes to clubs.

Im not going back and forth with this, just sticking up for my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the way you described him ..

Thats how he always is when he goes to clubs.

Im not going back and forth with this, just sticking up for my friend."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was very different just not a good way sorry

thank god for giggles x!"

Loved the sight seeing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the way you described him ..

Thats how he always is when he goes to clubs.

Im not going back and forth with this, just sticking up for my friend."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did u see Jesus he was stark bollocking naked with a bumbag on his hip pmsfl

lol what a sight to see!

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did he part the waters though gigs ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no, but hes being made fun of.

You wouldnt let your friend be a laughing stock and neither will I,

No I wouldn't. ..

But how do u no it was him??

There were loads of guys looking like Jesus!!!!!!!!!

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really in a god forsaken place ?? Any satans? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no, but hes being made fun of.

You wouldnt let your friend be a laughing stock and neither will I,

No I wouldn't. ..

But how do u no it was him??

There were loads of guys looking like Jesus!!!!!!!!!

really in a god forsaken place ?? Any satans? Xx

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yes-me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the way you described him ..

Thats how he always is when he goes to clubs.

Im not going back and forth with this, just sticking up for my friend."

And he's our friend, too. He's an absolutely brilliant, funny, sexy, chilled out guy. He's simply one of the best at giving oral to the ladies. He and his wife host the most awesome bisexual parties. It's impossible not to like him and I've never heard him say a bad word about anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the way you described him ..

Thats how he always is when he goes to clubs.

Im not going back and forth with this, just sticking up for my friend.

Right at what point did I say I did not like this guy????

I do not know him or have I even spoke 2 him....

I was making a observation!!!!

You all need 2 bloody chill out ffs....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the way you described him ..

Thats how he always is when he goes to clubs.

Im not going back and forth with this, just sticking up for my friend.

Im amazed that everybody on here does not know him. He has been on the scene for years and was a regular back in the days of The Clink in Newport.

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By *irtyAndCh33kyCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

We've been waiting to hear about how you all got on. We went a few years ago and had the worst experience we've ever had at a club and the owners refused to do anything about it....we vowed then that we would never go back!

As for the cleanliness of the place then it obviously hasn't changed

Shame really as Bristol could do with a good club.

The Lodge is by far the best club around that area.

Mrs Dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've been waiting to hear about how you all got on. We went a few years ago and had the worst experience we've ever had at a club and the owners refused to do anything about it....we vowed then that we would never go back!

As for the cleanliness of the place then it obviously hasn't changed

Shame really as Bristol could do with a good club.

The Lodge is by far the best club around that area.

Mrs Dirty "

Totally agree re the lodge xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for the cleanliness of the place then it obviously hasn't changed

Shame really as Bristol could do with a good club.

The Lodge is by far the best club around that area.

Mrs Dirty "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for the cleanliness of the place then it obviously hasn't changed

Shame really as Bristol could do with a good club.

The Lodge is by far the best club around that area.

Mrs Dirty

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it's the only place we been but it's clean and classy ! I love it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone chill out, giggles doesn't get offended when she gets ribbed about being short, curly and accident prone!!! I don't take offence when I'm described as talk and black with pneumatic tits do I??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone chill out, giggles doesn't get offended when she gets ribbed about being short, curly and accident prone!!! I don't take offence when I'm described as talk and black with pneumatic tits do I??!!"
you 4got about me being a twat 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

First time for me to post today.. so thought I'd put my 2peneth worth in.. I don't think offence was made by giggles but I can see how it would look like it was... as forums are for chatting that's all that was going on.. chatting about the night out.. I got to admit for those that don't know the bloke would be shocked and be taken as the talking point of the evening.. anywhooo let's just do what fabsters do best and kiss and make up... After all that's what it's all about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

P's... Love Molly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to go to the office years ago at least twice a month and we enjoyed it . We haven't been for a while due to work and family but these reviews has not put yz off as we like seedy places as we also used to go to the kink in Cardiff and the clink in Newport. The kink was what you called seedy. We like dark seedy places more of a turn on for us. Hoping to get to the office soon. Can anyone tell us if there is any where near by where we can stay as its a 3 hour drive up and 3 hours back and would like to have a few drinks to chill out. Hope to see some of you lovely people there soon x

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By *ayandellenCouple
over a year ago

Corralejo, Fuerteventura.

We went five years ago and it is the worst club we have ever visited and we vowed then that we would never ever go back.

The owner should visit Chams. Brum. and get some pointer on how a club should look and be run.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time for me to post today.. so thought I'd put my 2peneth worth in.. I don't think offence was made by giggles but I can see how it would look like it was... as forums are for chatting that's all that was going on.. chatting about the night out.. I got to admit for those that don't know the bloke would be shocked and be taken as the talking point of the evening.. anywhooo let's just do what fabsters do best and kiss and make up... After all that's what it's all about

I hope you both will still join us all on our next club invasion in a few weeks time????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right there has 2 be a line drawn under this as im now reading in the club review section the so called nice regulars are now having a personal attack on us!!!!

We were asked our views on the club which majority have said is a shit hole...

But we do not have a put up with being branded as benefit scroungers....if it wasn't 4 us so called benefit scroungers your club wouldn't be going!!!!!!!

Just hope people read 4 themselves and decide weather 2 go or not!!!!!!!!

I 4 one WILL NEVER set foot in the place again....

P's some nice regulars u have there u want 2 be so proud

Happy swinging.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We used to go to the office years ago at least twice a month and we enjoyed it . We haven't been for a while due to work and family but these reviews has not put yz off as we like seedy places as we also used to go to the kink in Cardiff and the clink in Newport. The kink was what you called seedy. We like dark seedy places more of a turn on for us. Hoping to get to the office soon. Can anyone tell us if there is any where near by where we can stay as its a 3 hour drive up and 3 hours back and would like to have a few drinks to chill out. Hope to see some of you lovely people there soon x"

That's excellent news. I prefer slightly seedy places myself. There are a few Premier Inns and Travel Lodges around Bristol but nothing within say a mile. If we were going on the night you next attend I'd be happy to give you a lift from central Bristol to the office and so cut your taxi costs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right there has 2 be a line drawn under this as im now reading in the club review section the so called nice regulars are now having a personal attack on us!!!!

We were asked our views on the club which majority have said is a shit hole...

But we do not have a put up with being branded as benefit scroungers....if it wasn't 4 us so called benefit scroungers your club wouldn't be going!!!!!!!

Just hope people read 4 themselves and decide weather 2 go or not!!!!!!!!

I 4 one WILL NEVER set foot in the place again....

P's some nice regulars u have there u want 2 be so proud

Happy swinging.....

Giggles I agree a line needs to be drawn. Things don't need to be personal but that's what has happened. To be fair some of the Welsh people did not exactly cover themselves in glory either. The 'body fluid covered floor' was courtesy of a Welsh lady. Some of the Welsh were quite d*unk quite early in the proceedings. The cliquiness I saw. We tried to talk to some of you in the group at the club and were ignored.

Yes the club isn't a sterile atmosphere inhabited by A listers and serving canapes and champagne but then again it is no worse than most pubs in the Cynon valley where my family are from. Yes you can't see who is groping you in places but surely that's why people like the dark room?

I am sorry that so many of you wasted your Friday night's but I am even sorrier that the place has had so much negative - almost quite rabid - publicity. I am sure that if he had the budget that many other places have - Xtasia, Chams etc he would do a lot of things differently. Instead he is providing, on a limited budget, a place where the like minded can get together for some kinky fun at minimal cost.

I'm drawing a line and walking away from this now.

John

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By *tallion1244Man
over a year ago

Monmouthshire

I loved it

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