FabSwingers.com forum: I can't meet you because. ........

By *3xymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I've taken this from another thread. Post your excuses. I'll start with:

I've taken my beer goggles off and I don't fancy you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife or husband has found out!

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By *igerkittyCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Iv lost my razor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut my willy while shaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im moving house this weekend.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Have to wait for the wife to come home to have the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog ate my homework n ive got to do it again

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By *3xymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

My giro hasn't arrived and I don't have any bus fare. Any chance you can come pick me up and drop me back to the dole office after we finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My giro hasn't arrived and I don't have any bus fare. Any chance you can come pick me up and drop me back to the dole office after we finish

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and buy all the confoms !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just realised I'm out of tequila flavor xxxl ribbed rubbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog ate my condoms xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my waffles are turning a nice shade of blue and not sure if its the right colour

lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my waffles are turning a nice shade of blue and not sure if its the right colour

lolol

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lol whats waffles ? Wanna show me your waffles later ? T.Q xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

google it!! not nice but sounds like an excuse all the same lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eurgh, not this again, haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"google it!! not nice but sounds like an excuse all the same lol x"
ok I will or you could tel me later on ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I aqua planed the car on the m4, it's a right off and I'm on the way to hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"google it!! not nice but sounds like an excuse all the same lol xok I will or you could tel me later on ? Xx

U wanna hope he don't show u later lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can't meet you. Because he is grounded,12 and in big trouble!

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By *erryandSailorCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

"I aqua planed the car on the m4, it's a right off and I'm on the way to hospital

pretty feeble excuse I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Ferrari just been stolen ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"google it!! not nice but sounds like an excuse all the same lol xok I will or you could tel me later on ? Xx

U wanna hope he don't show u later lol

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lol . Well its not anything i heared of at all giggles and tha must be a first ! So the clown is educational. , ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I aqua planed the car on the m4, it's a right off and I'm on the way to hospital

pretty feeble excuse I thought"

Haha shut up!!! I felt I had to send a picture to justify how far fetched it seemed

karma biting me in the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sex is on fire ! Lol

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

"My sex is on fire ! Lol

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

[Removed by poster at 26/04/14 14:38:57]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone drove into the back of me on the way to your house and I've been arrested for punching the driver (yes, that really was an excuse I had)........!

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By *tsallaroundMan
over a year ago

merthyr

Its raining

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

I already had sex with 2 women today (it was 12 noon)

A couple who were going out for a 1pm meet got a txt from a guy with that message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already had sex with 2 women today (it was 12 noon)

A couple who were going out for a 1pm meet got a txt from a guy with that message."
lol. Thats a slow day ! Lol . In T.Q world ! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My helicopter won't start, and the Lamborghini is in the garage being fixed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a load a of videos I need too rewind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have acute mycocksafloppin syndrome

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"My Ferrari just been stolen ! X

That's what I get for leaving the keys in a bowl at a party lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol . Indeed swapping keys will never be the same ! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just died !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I just died ! "

lmao

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By *ribblyMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Got a delivery of turkey's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have acute mycocksafloppin syndrome

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Cj you could say -i cant meet you, im washing my socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have acute mycocksafloppin syndrome

or you could say sorry my stripy socks have walked off cant go out barefoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have acute mycocksafloppin syndrome

Cj you could say -i cant meet you, im washing my socks "
our socks clash ! Or my socks have shrunk in the wash ! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't cos Mother Nature has decided to pay me a visit... Right at the last moment lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't cos Mother Nature has decided to pay me a visit... Right at the last moment lol.

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some people don't care lol

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