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By *ol1821 OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

Lol just came across this term and had to Google it to find out what it was

Not for me but apparently 6.2% have played.

Anyone ever play? Own up if you lost lol

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Dare I Google it!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I Google it!? "
I was thinking the same lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol just came across this term and had to Google it to find out what it was

Not for me but apparently 6.2% have played.

Anyone ever play? Own up if you lost lol "

I have just Google it pmsfl

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Well, its an Army term for a game which is basically a circle jerk onto a biscuit with a forfeit for the last guy to cum, he has to eat the by now soggy biscuit lol.

And no, I have never played it, and I don't know anyone who has!

Another one is a game called freckles.

Take two cream crackers, and shit on one.

Make a sandwich by placing the second on top.

Place the sandwich in the middle of a small square or round table, and all put your faces at the edge of the table.

A nominated judge now slams his hand down on the sandwich, and then counts the number of shit splatters, or freckles, on each face.

The one with the most loses, and eats the sandwich!

These games are usually done as dares by the less "sane" soldiers, usually marines or paras.

Nuff said really lol!

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Me too!!!

Being female, never played, so never lost!!!

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Mart why did you have to get in the middle!!!!

I replied me too, to giggles, meaning I Googled!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, its an Army term for a game which is basically a circle jerk onto a biscuit with a forfeit for the last guy to cum, he has to eat the by now soggy biscuit lol.

And no, I have never played it, and I don't know anyone who has!

Another one is a game called freckles.

Take two cream crackers, and shit on one.

Make a sandwich by placing the second on top.

Place the sandwich in the middle of a small square or round table, and all put your faces at the edge of the table.

A nominated judge now slams his hand down on the sandwich, and then counts the number of shit splatters, or freckles, on each face.

The one with the most loses, and eats the sandwich!

These games are usually done as dares by the less "sane" soldiers, usually marines or paras.

Nuff said really lol! "

omfg nice 1 mart lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mart why did you have to get in the middle!!!!

I replied me too, to giggles, meaning I Googled!!!! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, its an Army term for a game which is basically a circle jerk onto a biscuit with a forfeit for the last guy to cum, he has to eat the by now soggy biscuit lol.

And no, I have never played it, and I don't know anyone who has!

Another one is a game called freckles.

Take two cream crackers, and shit on one.

Make a sandwich by placing the second on top.

Place the sandwich in the middle of a small square or round table, and all put your faces at the edge of the table.

A nominated judge now slams his hand down on the sandwich, and then counts the number of shit splatters, or freckles, on each face.

The one with the most loses, and eats the sandwich!

These games are usually done as dares by the less "sane" soldiers, usually marines or paras.

Nuff said really lol! omfg nice 1 mart lol"

Lol wow that is just soo wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, its an Army term for a game which is basically a circle jerk onto a biscuit with a forfeit for the last guy to cum, he has to eat the by now soggy biscuit lol.

And no, I have never played it, and I don't know anyone who has!

Another one is a game called freckles.

Take two cream crackers, and shit on one.

Make a sandwich by placing the second on top.

Place the sandwich in the middle of a small square or round table, and all put your faces at the edge of the table.

A nominated judge now slams his hand down on the sandwich, and then counts the number of shit splatters, or freckles, on each face.

The one with the most loses, and eats the sandwich!

These games are usually done as dares by the less "sane" soldiers, usually marines or paras.

Nuff said really lol! "

. I think less sane rugby boys play them on rugby tours too .along with downing a pint of piss or puke game ! Yuck !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, its an Army term for a game which is basically a circle jerk onto a biscuit with a forfeit for the last guy to cum, he has to eat the by now soggy biscuit lol.

And no, I have never played it, and I don't know anyone who has!

Another one is a game called freckles.

Take two cream crackers, and shit on one.

Make a sandwich by placing the second on top.

Place the sandwich in the middle of a small square or round table, and all put your faces at the edge of the table.

A nominated judge now slams his hand down on the sandwich, and then counts the number of shit splatters, or freckles, on each face.

The one with the most loses, and eats the sandwich!

These games are usually done as dares by the less "sane" soldiers, usually marines or paras.

Nuff said really lol! "

Bleurgh & those same guys snog people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha this is making me chuckle... While I'm sat here bored shitless in work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably the only time in a males lifetime that he would want to come quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"probably the only time in a males lifetime that he would want to come quickly "

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Well, its an Army term for a game which is basically a circle jerk onto a biscuit with a forfeit for the last guy to cum, he has to eat the by now soggy biscuit lol.

And no, I have never played it, and I don't know anyone who has!

Another one is a game called freckles.

Take two cream crackers, and shit on one.

Make a sandwich by placing the second on top.

Place the sandwich in the middle of a small square or round table, and all put your faces at the edge of the table.

A nominated judge now slams his hand down on the sandwich, and then counts the number of shit splatters, or freckles, on each face.

The one with the most loses, and eats the sandwich!

These games are usually done as dares by the less "sane" soldiers, usually marines or paras.

Nuff said really lol! "

I was out on wednesday with said less 'sane' soldiers, I just thought the biscuits were soggy due to them not being in a biscuit tin lmao ,,,, and yes welsh lass about 20 of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, its an Army term for a game which is basically a circle jerk onto a biscuit with a forfeit for the last guy to cum, he has to eat the by now soggy biscuit lol.

And no, I have never played it, and I don't know anyone who has!

Another one is a game called freckles.

Take two cream crackers, and shit on one.

Make a sandwich by placing the second on top.

Place the sandwich in the middle of a small square or round table, and all put your faces at the edge of the table.

A nominated judge now slams his hand down on

the sandwich, and then counts the number of shit splatters, or freckles, on each face.

The one with the most loses, and eats the sandwich!

These games are usually done as dares by the less "sane" soldiers, usually marines or paras.

Nuff said really lol!

I was out on wednesday with said less 'sane' soldiers, I just thought the biscuits were soggy due to them not being in a biscuit tin lmao ,,,, and yes welsh lass about 20 of them :-

D"

biscuits or soldiers ? I am jel could do with a uniform ed gang bang ! T.Q xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, its an Army term for a game which is basically a circle jerk onto a biscuit with a forfeit for the last guy to cum, he has to eat the by now soggy biscuit lol.

And no, I have never played it, and I don't know anyone who has!

Another one is a game called freckles.

Take two cream crackers, and shit on one.

Make a sandwich by placing the second on top.

Place the sandwich in the middle of a small square or round table, and all put your faces atthe edge of the table.

A nominated judge now slams his hand down on

the sandwich, and then counts the number of shit splatters, or freckles, on each face.

The one with the most loses, and eats the

sandwich!

These games are usually done as dares by the

less "sane" soldiers, usually marines or paras.

Nuff said really lol! :-

I was out on wednesday with said less 'sane' soldiers, I just thought the biscuits were soggy due to them not being in a biscuit tin lmao ,,,, and yes welsh lass about 20 of them :-

D biscuits or soldiers ? I am jel could do with a uniform ed gang bang ! T.Q xxx "

. Just to be clear i don't want to play the freckle game ! But what a soggy biscuit between. Filthy friends !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now then,a female soggy biscuit.that's a whole New ball game and I'd be interested in seeing that

probably need a farleys Rusk though for the extra absorption lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now then,a female soggy biscuit.that's a whole New ball game and I'd be interested in seeing that

probably need a farleys Rusk though for the extra absorption lol"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Whilst I never did play SB or F, I did once get caught up in another "test of nerves".

We were overseas, and the bar on camp was woefully small.

Seating was at an all time premium, if you got a seat you would never... ever give it up lol! It would usually mean that there would be a handful of the group sat, and the rest stood or leaned nearby, just waiting for someone to either get up to go to the bar, or go to the loo.... although lots of bottles used to get filled lol!

So, those who were standing would often be bribed to go to the bar, which in itself could be a small battle, and the cost of the fight to the bar and back escalated towards the end of our tour, with a round of beers normally costing about one and a half to two euros each, now selling at double or even triple that, if you wanted to keep your seat!

Then, one fateful night, after a few beers, myself and a few others found ourselves hemmed in by the crowd, with no "standing friends" in sight... so a trip to the bar was going to cost someone his (or her) seat!

20 euros was produced for 6 beers, with the promise that whoever went for them could keep the change.

It was handed to the guy next to the person buying the round, who promptly spat on it and handed it back... and then it got handed on to me.... I felt a challenge coming on... who would crumble first?

So I licked it, and handed it back... no words were spoken, but we all looked at each other, and we knew.... this could get messy!

Next to be handed it was one of the girls... she didnt flinch, she stuffed it into her ear, gave it a few twists, and then passed it on, next someone chewed it, then it got a little more gross.

It went up a nose, then it was my turn.... so I popped it in my mouth, gave it a few chews and spat it into the next persons hand.

He flopped his knob out and gave the soggy note a wipe on it, and the next young lady (can she still be called that after this?) gave it a chew, then turned and transfered it to the next guys mouth without using her hands.

Now, it was my turn again... and I decided I was going to go nuclear.... so I dropped my trousers and boxers, and..... erm...... ... cleaned my rusty sheriffs badge....autographed the wet note with a brown crayon.... erm, I... well, I think you get my drift .

Anyhooooo... I thought that would mean my next pass would bottle it, but he didnt, he decided to go for broke, and he gave the note a chew, before asking the guy next to him if he wanted it, luckily, his neighbour did cave in, and headed for the bar with what was left of the note, returning with 12 bottles, saying it would save someone else a trip... and save us all trying to outdo each other with gross ideas on how to abuse a 20 euro note lol!

Actually sounds more gross now that I put it down on here and read it lol.... but not as gross as the story of the dares about licking the worlds biggest lollipop, involving an outdoor fire bucket, a metal stanchion, some weeks of sub-zero weather and a few aborted trips to the loo that never got past the afore-mentioned bucket!!!

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

So basically who ever is better at the game, loses out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a great story mart . Your a hero !

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Thats a great story mart . Your a hero ! "

Nah, I would have bottled it if it had come back to me lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What unit were you in?


"Well, its an Army term for a game which is basically a circle jerk onto a biscuit with a forfeit for the last guy to cum, he has to eat the by now soggy biscuit lol.

And no, I have never played it, and I don't know anyone who has!

Another one is a game called freckles.

Take two cream crackers, and shit on one.

Make a sandwich by placing the second on top.

Place the sandwich in the middle of a small square or round table, and all put your faces at the edge of the table.

A nominated judge now slams his hand down on the sandwich, and then counts the number of shit splatters, or freckles, on each face.

The one with the most loses, and eats the sandwich!

These games are usually done as dares by the less "sane" soldiers, usually marines or paras.

Nuff said really lol! "

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"What unit were you in?

Well, its an Army term for a game which is basically a circle jerk onto a biscuit with a forfeit for the last guy to cum, he has to eat the by now soggy biscuit lol.

And no, I have never played it, and I don't know anyone who has!

Another one is a game called freckles.

Take two cream crackers, and shit on one.

Make a sandwich by placing the second on top.

Place the sandwich in the middle of a small square or round table, and all put your faces at the edge of the table.

A nominated judge now slams his hand down on the sandwich, and then counts the number of shit splatters, or freckles, on each face.

The one with the most loses, and eats the sandwich!

These games are usually done as dares by the less "sane" soldiers, usually marines or paras.

Nuff said really lol! "

I'm not about to get into a pissing contest on here about whos regiment was the best, or hardest, or whatever.

If you served your country, as far as I'm concerned thats good enough for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What unit were you in?

Well, its an Army term for a game which is basically a circle jerk onto a biscuit with a forfeit for the last guy to cum, he has to eat the by now soggy biscuit lol.

And no, I have never played it, and I don't know anyone who has!

Another one is a game called freckles.

Take two cream crackers, and shit on one.

Make a sandwich by placing the second on top.

Place the sandwich in the middle of a small square or round table, and all put your faces at the edge of the table.

A nominated judge now slams his hand down on the sandwich, and then counts the number of shit splatters, or freckles, on each face.

The one with the most loses, and eats the sandwich!

These games are usually done as dares by the

less "sane" soldiers, usually marines or paras.

Nuff said really lol!

I'm not about to get into a pissing contest on here about whos regiment was the best, or hardest, orwhatever.

If you served your country, as far as I'm concerned thats good enough for me. "

. Here here mart . Now your protecting us here on fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair play I would not revel my unit name either.

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