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APPLES Haemorrhoid 1st Anniversary Bash!

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By *othered OP   Woman
over a year ago

country ville

As the 1st anniversary of the appearance of Apples haemorrhoids fast approaches I was thinking it be good to celebrate with a gang bang....

so looking ideally for 15-20 straight blokes suffering with the infamous 'Bendy' syndrome that would be up for well and truly kicking his back door in and firmly shoving the piles back up where the sun don't shine...any takers???

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Any chance of a golden ticket to watch please Jess!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any chance of a golden ticket to watch please Jess!? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *othered OP   Woman
over a year ago

country ville


"Any chance of a golden ticket to watch please Jess!? "

Well....there will be a very strict vetting policy to ensure candidates are suitable ..this will be carried out by myself and Bunny123456..quality control border checks so to speak

but i may be bribed for golden tickets for view only seating with ample quantities of haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I take pics Jess ? Ill bring a light finger buffet for all those involved

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Any chance of a golden ticket to watch please Jess!?

Well....there will be a very strict vetting policy to ensure candidates are suitable ..this will be carried out by myself and Bunny123456..quality control border checks so to speak

but i may be bribed for golden tickets for view only seating with ample quantities of haribos "

I'll bring all the haribo you want!!

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

I would like to point out ,,, Jess will be hold interviews, w\c 14th april as to make sure they are on the 'bendy' side with the use of FOD ........

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I would like to point out ,,, Jess will be hold interviews, w\c 14th april as to make sure they are on the 'bendy' side with the use of FOD ........ "

I need a golden ticket for this too please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the 1st anniversary of the appearance of Apples haemorrhoids fast approaches I was thinking it be good to celebrate with a gang bang....

so looking ideally for 15-20 straight blokes suffering with the infamous 'Bendy' syndrome that would be up for well and truly kicking his back door in and firmly shoving the piles back up where the sun don't shine...any takers???

"

pmsl

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

non sex related but i dread to think what crazy shenanigans go on in that place with you 3 in there

i'm imagining something along the lines of the film step brothers lol

and jess do you know apples sent me a great pic of you the other day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao Jess its so crazy it will probably happen

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

What prof the vetting with FOD, or finding 15 - 20 str8 ish guys lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won't have much trouble finding willing supposed straight guys as plenty of them dont know what they are on here, judging hy the amount who look at a profile with "SRAIGHT NOT BI" on it

I just hope they know what the FOD is

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By *iForNowXXMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"As the 1st anniversary of the appearance of Apples haemorrhoids fast approaches I was thinking it be good to celebrate with a gang bang....

so looking ideally for 15-20 straight blokes suffering with the infamous 'Bendy' syndrome that would be up for well and truly kicking his back door in and firmly shoving the piles back up where the sun don't shine...any

takers???

"

Jess I think I know a few Bananas with a nice Pair of Plums who should be willing to make a Date, pull down those Lime green pants and share an Apple with no sour Grapes afterwards. Should be a Peach of a night. I would come myself but I think I may end up being a bit of a Gooseberry and feeling a right Lemon.

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"You won't have much trouble finding willing supposed straight guys as plenty of them dont know what they are on here, judging hy the amount who look at a profile with "SRAIGHT NOT BI" on it

I just hope they know what the FOD is "

Well when they see FOD, they will either run and be str8 again or bend and take like zxr did lmao

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By *othered OP   Woman
over a year ago

country ville


" Jess I think I know a few Bananas with a nice Pair of Plums who should be willing to make a Date, pull down those Lime green pants and share an Apple with no sour Grapes afterwards. Should be a Peach of a night. I would come myself but I think I may end up being a bit of a Gooseberry and feeling a right Lemon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about women with strap ons ? They invited too ! Been known to smash a few back doors in lol.T.Q xxx

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about women with strap ons ? They invited too ! Been known to smash a few back doors in lol.T.Q xxx "
pmsl u crazy girl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "
dont worry your safe les xxx

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


" dont worry your safe les xxx "

For now les has been on my long term grooming list for years lmao

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales


" dont worry your safe les xxx

For now les has been on my long term grooming list for years lmao "

And I saw the way he stood behind me Saturday night!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" dont worry your safe les xxx

For now les has been on my long term grooming list for years lmao "

lol really who else is on there ? Perhaps we can join forces lol .

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

My list is almost as long as the thompson local lol but up to the letter 'H' now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You won't have much trouble finding willing supposed straight guys as plenty of them dont know what they are on here, judging hy the amount who look at a profile with "SRAIGHT NOT BI" on it

I just hope they know what the FOD is

Well when they see FOD, they will either run and be str8 again or bend and take like zxr did lmao "

oiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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By *aidinwalesWoman
over a year ago

Rainbows End

I think I need to attend in my role as moderator!

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By *heep2405Man
over a year ago

Newport

Ok I'll be the first, what the hell is FOD?

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By *appy campersCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Lights Camera Action xxx

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

That's one vetted

And no use of FOD .. Just a bottel of vodka lmap

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"That's one vetted

And no use of FOD .. Just a bottel of vodka lmap "

had a few guys in that pub trying to vet me last night lol

had a good laugh though and managed to sneak into work without anyone knowing i was very late

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By *unnyfunCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

I've seen FOD .

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"That's one vetted

And no use of FOD .. Just a bottel of vodka lmap

had a few guys in that pub trying to vet me last night lol

had a good laugh though and managed to sneak into work without anyone knowing i was very late "

A few lol you for got to say the 'drag' queen as well lol lucky for you, your mail order wife was to hand

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Good luck "

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Good luck "

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

lucky for me?

she was encouraging them and told one i wouldnt mind if he came over and grabbed my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'll be the first, what the hell is FOD? "
pmsl we had 1 at a party once lmfao

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"lucky for me?

she was encouraging them and told one i wouldnt mind if he came over and grabbed my cock "

Pmsl, I remember now

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By *othered OP   Woman
over a year ago

country ville


"lucky for me?

she was encouraging them and told one i wouldnt mind if he came over and grabbed my cock "

all part of the 'bendy' vetting process

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

well i take it i flunked the test then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well i take it i flunked the test then lol"
not bendy i think lol

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"well i take it i flunked the test then lol"

The test came back inconclusive, so have to be re-taken. As Gok only had audio and no visual lol

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Lol well I think you know whos opinion to ask

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Lol well I think you know whos opinion to ask "

Pmsl that's why the test needs to be redone

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Lol well I think you know whos opinion to ask

Pmsl that's why the test needs to be redone "

well i wont complain about that

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Lol well I think you know whos opinion to ask

Pmsl that's why the test needs to be redone

well i wont complain about that "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol well I think you know whos opinion to ask

Pmsl that's why the test needs to be redone

well i wont complain about that "

I have touched this ! Mc staxx and hes not bendy ! Lol t.q xx

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By *wmpairCouple
over a year ago

Kings Landing Nr Aberdare


"What about women with strap ons ? They invited too ! Been known to smash a few back doors in lol.T.Q xxx "

So we have "heard" pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about women with strap ons ? They invited too ! Been known to smash a few back doors in lol.T.Q xxx

So we have "heard" pmsl"

mmmmmm not experienced though ! Lol xx

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

2nd vetting still inconclusive... As they say 3rd time lucky

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By *othered OP   Woman
over a year ago

country ville


"2nd vetting still inconclusive... As they say 3rd time lucky "

me thinks that Gwok Dan needs to get more involved in the vetting process next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck finding them! Just found out what FOD was, glad I checked before putting my name down! Phew

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Good luck finding them! Just found out what FOD was, glad I checked before putting my name down! Phew "

Lol well fOD sorts the men from the boys he he

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"2nd vetting still inconclusive... As they say 3rd time lucky

me thinks that Gwok Dan needs to get more involved in the vetting process next time "

Dan was busy watching TV (pun intended lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm naughty house bunnies!! I do not involve myself with these small issues when I have world hunger, global warming and Russia to contain with no TVs strictly sausage variety. TV viewing were for ur interest only! Right Dali lama calls

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Hmmm naughty house bunnies!! I do not involve myself with these small issues when I have world hunger, global warming and Russia to contain with no TVs strictly sausage variety. TV viewing were for ur interest only! Right Dali lama calls"

hope the Dali lama was alright lol

she's stitched me a kipper i'm here composing a masterpiece of a revenge veri i mean come on she knows i'm strawberry blonde lol

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