FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Wales

Rules for swingers

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know we all go with the flow and tules are there to be broken ( not all of them )

But I have noticed and chatted to a number of newbies who have no idea that there are rules when meeting and playing so can people put some on here as I'm no expert but think that it would be helpful

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read profiles first ,be realistic,

do not enter into email ping pong ,say what you have to and leave it at that .

TRUN UP!.if you are the host don't chat for hours on end ,someone has to start things off. unless of course you don't fancy playing an if that's the case say so we know its hard to do but people will understand ...

DON'T FART WHEN RECEIVING BJ'S

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Read profiles first ,be realistic,

do not enter into email ping pong ,say what you have to and leave it at that .

TRUN UP!.if you are the host don't chat for hours on end ,someone has to start things off. unless of course you don't fancy playing an if that's the case say so we know its hard to do but people will understand ...

DON'T FART WHEN RECEIVING BJ'S

"

Very very important the last one lol

What about etiquette !! Maybe a few for the newbies both singles and couples

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most important rule that I think you will find is in any club, party, meet, or situation is

......NO MEANS NO !

Not maybe, not "if I keep trying it will be ok", not "they don't mean it", not anything else !, it means NO !!!!

Whatever you do, ABIDE BY IT

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respect all parties involved. If meeting a couple dont ignore the husband when chatting. It pisses him off

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Be polite and respectful. Don't expect "fancy a fuck." or "fancy giving me a blowjob?" To work

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms are usually a must for the majority.

Discuss during chatting dos and donts each couple is different and have different limitations i.e. No kissing or no anal aa some cpls like to keep somethings for each other so always check xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

in regards to etiquette:bring your own condoms

(susie)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Dont wipe your cock in the curtains... (goes double for blokes!)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont wipe your cock in the curtains... (goes double for blokes!) "
fucking class

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Dont wipe your cock in the curtains... (goes double for blokes!) "

Pmsfl

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, Read carefully. 2. write honestly. 3. Respect everyone.4 No thankyou means move on politely.5 respect everyone. 6 enjoy. 7 dont cling on!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1, Read carefully. 2. write honestly. 3. Respect everyone.4 No thankyou means move on politely.5 respect everyone. 6 enjoy. 7 dont cling on! "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"1, Read carefully. 2. write honestly. 3. Respect everyone.4 No thankyou means move on politely.5 respect everyone. 6 enjoy. 7 dont cling on! "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't take it for granted like I did that all women like having the guy shit on their chest, ask first maybe.....apparently it's not as common as I thought .....strangely.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to be clear.

Can I wipe my cock on the curtains if they are my curtains? Or is it best to just steer clear of the whole curtains thing?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't take it for granted like I did that all women like having the guy shit on their chest, ask first maybe.....apparently it's not as common as I thought .....strangely..... "
I always get shit on lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most important rule that I think you will find is in any club, party, meet, or situation is

......NO MEANS NO !

Not maybe, not "if I keep trying it will be ok", not "they don't mean it", not anything else !, it means NO !!!!

Whatever you do, ABIDE BY IT "

yep correct cj then comes the big fook off lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so let's remember there is meant to be fun thrown in as well

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Ok so let's remember there is meant to be fun thrown in as well "

Hell yeah a whole lot of fun!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so let's remember there is meant to be fun thrown in as well "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't take it for granted like I did that all women like having the guy shit on their chest, ask first maybe.....apparently it's not as common as I thought .....strangely..... "

Maybe revise that approach, it's a niche interest & there's other sites more suited x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read profiles first ,be realistic,

do not enter into email ping pong ,say what you have to and leave it at that .

TRUN UP!.if you are the host don't chat for hours on end ,someone has to start things off. unless of course you don't fancy playing an if that's the case say so we know its hard to do but people will understand ...

DON'T FART WHEN RECEIVING BJ'S

Brilliant!!! xx

"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Peach....some women moan when I do it after I blindfold them...first of all they think I've just dropped a clump of warm cadburys chocolate on them and they seem to moan in delight as I spread it over their chest but then when the smell hits them they seem to click and just go mad!!!!!but one things for sure I'd never then use the woman's curtains.... That would just be wrong

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks Peach....some women moan when I do it after I blindfold them...first of all they think I've just dropped a clump of warm cadburys chocolate on them and they seem to moan in delight as I spread it over their chest but then when the smell hits them they seem to click and just go mad!!!!!but one things for sure I'd never then use the woman's curtains.... That would just be wrong "

I can direct you toward more suitable sites where the ladies would love what you have to offer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've probably tried them, been banned from them or both !!!!

I think vanilla might be the way forward on 2014......;-)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I've probably tried them, been banned from them or both !!!!

I think vanilla might be the way forward on 2014......;-)"

Vanilla don't like it when you shit on their chest either

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busty there'll always be a place for Vanilla in my heart....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Busty there'll always be a place for Vanilla in my heart.... "

Vanilla flavoured shit now that I need to smell x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See Peach you've always got to take it down a level too far haven't you .....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Busty there'll always be a place for Vanilla in my heart.... "

Mines vanilla ice cream

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busty it's what we all had in our minds....Well nearly all of us!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See Peach you've always got to take it down a level too far haven't you .....

"

Yep, that's me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Busty it's what we all had in our minds....Well nearly all of us!!!! "

Righto I'll believe ya thousands wouldn't


"See Peach you've always got to take it down a level too far haven't you ....."

That's Peachy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I wouldn't know I'll have to take your word for it !!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Well I wouldn't know I'll have to take your word for it !!!! "

Look at him battering those eyelashes lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the only battering I'm doing Busty!!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"It's the only battering I'm doing Busty!!!!! "

Not even with Pamela and her five trusty friends lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooooooooo I don't do that sort of thing ...... Dear Lord noooo

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Noooooooooooooo I don't do that sort of thing ...... Dear Lord noooo "

*loud cough covering me shouting bollox!!!!!!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooooooooooooo I don't do that sort of thing ...... Dear Lord noooo

*loud cough covering me shouting bollox!!!!!!!!! "

Full of shit see, that's why he's leaving it everywhere x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Noooooooooooooo I don't do that sort of thing ...... Dear Lord noooo

*loud cough covering me shouting bollox!!!!!!!!!

Full of shit see, that's why he's leaving it everywhere x"

He's male isn't that part of their make up DNA lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol thanks Peachy....anyway I can see a gang scenario building up here and I can see me being bullied by two women any minute.....now that's a tag team I'd love to watch !!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Lol thanks Peachy....anyway I can see a gang scenario building up here and I can see me being bullied by two women any minute.....now that's a tag team I'd love to watch !!!!!

"

Exactly you'd love every minute of it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I would Busty...Wwwwoooaaahhhhhhhhhh the thought if it !!!!!!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I know I would Busty...Wwwwoooaaahhhhhhhhhh the thought if it !!!!!!!!! "

Keep thinking about it and you will need Pamela pmsl

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pamela is out tonight....will have to call Handgella instead !!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busty be strong he's reeling you in & it won't be vanilla he'll be leaving as a calling card

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Pamela is out tonight....will have to call Handgella instead !!!!!"

I've Madame Palm is quite good

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Busty be strong he's reeling you in & it won't be vanilla he'll be leaving as a calling card "

Peachy I'm no fool Hun besides if he tried that shit (no pun intended ) I'd smear across his top lip and give him a Dirty Sanchez

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Busty be strong he's reeling you in & it won't be vanilla he'll be leaving as a calling card

Peachy I'm no fool Hun besides if he tried that shit (no pun intended ) I'd smear across his top lip and give him a Dirty Sanchez "

Personally I think we'd kill him off as a tag team, he's the guy who wanted to set up a licking club that never materialised, a fantasist maybe x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Busty be strong he's reeling you in & it won't be vanilla he'll be leaving as a calling card

Peachy I'm no fool Hun besides if he tried that shit (no pun intended ) I'd smear across his top lip and give him a Dirty Sanchez

Personally I think we'd kill him off as a tag team, he's the guy who wanted to set up a licking club that never materialised, a fantasist maybe x"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry for hijacking the post, I best go to bed now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might as well go to bed now too seeing as Peach has absolutely destroyed my street cred and Busty is on about rubbing shit in my face !!!!!

Never mind....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well go to bed now too seeing as Peach has absolutely destroyed my street cred and Busty is on about rubbing shit in my face !!!!!

Never mind.... "

I'm sorry, I hadn't realised you were such a sensitive soul & was just pulling your leg. Maybe I could buy you I've cream one day, my treat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe's ice cream??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joe's ice cream??"

If you must although I don't class that as real I've cream x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top