FabSwingers.com forum: Alternative words for pussy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wonder how many recognised slang names there are for a vagina?

What's your favourite and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch. Quim. Flange. Heaven!!!

pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof ....... Just seams a more lady like and less vulgar

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt...because it is what it is

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By *andyMooCouple
over a year ago

bedford

Pepe la pew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flower cos under the right conditions it blossoms

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By *ojomojo79Woman
over a year ago

Swansea ish

Vajaja or tuppence

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By *ribblyMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quilly

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By *aydee65Man
over a year ago

Near Merthyr

Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson has a very funny song about this called "You Can't Say C*** in Canada". Check it out on Youtube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ort 10Man
over a year ago

Newcastle area

Stench trench

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By *andyMooCouple
over a year ago

bedford

Axe wound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt...because it is what it is

with select play mates, the rest of the time it's my minge or my peach dependent upon how horny I am x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok here's some I use when trying to make an impression :

Beaver, snatch, gash, poontang, bearded clam, fur burger, tuna taco, panty hamster, twat.........

Now there are a few others but these are the ones that make the most impression and have given me all the meets that I have had.......;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So unsexy ..yuk

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By *aughtyboy 66Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Growler!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vajayjay.. cunni, pussy, hole, fairy, ... but mary, minge, flue, for humour. Cunt in the heat of the moment. Dont like beef curtains, flange, flaps, pissflaps, stench trench. They dont sound anywhere youd wana be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fae so you approve of mine ?? How's about a night in my working mans club on the weekend ? There's an amazing Barry Manilow tribute act on and then we could go get a garlic kebab then back to my car for some serious Punani pounding ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fae so you approve of mine ?? How's about a night in my working mans club on the weekend ? There's an amazing Barry Manilow tribute act on and then we could go get a garlic kebab then back to my car for some serious Punani pounding ??? "

Sounds like my kind of night but can I reciprocate with my strap on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely Peach! You could rub my arse with the garlic kebab before licking it to moisten it up then pound me really hard with the strap on.....as long as you'll do the same for the Barry Manilow guy who'll be with us ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely Peach! You could rub my arse with the garlic kebab before licking it to moisten it up then pound me really hard with the strap on.....as long as you'll do the same for the Barry Manilow guy who'll be with us ???"

I most certainly will as long as he sings my fave Manilow song as I'm doing it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuff of love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny

nice and simple fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO...

Some new ones on me, thats for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wash that foof every day to keep the foof foof flies away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny not heard that for years

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By *aayMan
over a year ago

harrow & Hatfield

Sponge. As in, wouldn't mind squeezing her " Sponge"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Wizards sleeve, otters pocket, tunnel of love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey pot . Gash . Bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt...because it is what it is

Wondered how long it would take before that nasty word was thrown into the pile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stench trench"

yuk you obviously mixing with the great unwashed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funniest one I've ever heard is mott! Lauz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge

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By *andyMooCouple
over a year ago

bedford

Everyone forgot the worst one.

"Gateway to her guts".

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By *oy4funMan
over a year ago

near you

Phuddi

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By *restatynCplCouple
over a year ago

Rhyl

Badly wrapped kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the fun hole lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt...because it is what it is

Actually strictly speaking Cunt means a small dark place, not a vagina at all!!!

I have heard it being referred to as a Hairy kebab!! Which sounds grotesque!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt...because it is what it is

Actually strictly speaking Cunt means a small dark place, not a vagina at all!!!

I have heard it being referred to as a Hairy kebab!! Which sounds grotesque!!!"
hairdressers sandwich was 1 I heard lol

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By *winky!!Woman
over a year ago

carmarthen

Miffy

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Minge cos my daughter hates it when I say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minge cos my daughter hates it when I say it"

Minge makes me giggle, it's the word I use with hubby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badly stuffed pikeys couch

Hippos yawn

Windsock

Growler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse,poodle,,??lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy front bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bat cave,mick jagger, foofy,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here's some I use when trying to make an impression :

Beaver, snatch, gash, poontang, bearded clam, fur burger, tuna taco, panty hamster, twat.........

Now there are a few others but these are the ones that make the most impression and have given me all the meets that I have had.......;-)

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bearded clam??? Tuna taco???wtf!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tongue cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clout, susie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaver, muff, woowoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock slot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pasty, as in...

Don't be nasty and show us your pasty.

My current fave is wizards sleeve, it's where magic happens

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