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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

... a car for sale, how would you be advertised? (Nicked from the Lounge.)

Late 60's model Landrover, heavily modified for off-road use with chunky tyres, beefier suspension and running gear, a little rough round the edges but polishes up well.

One careful lady owner from new.

Well used, but still capable of out-performing newer models, prefers to be driven hard for extended periods, although refueling stops will be frequent.

Some stiffness in steering joints, and can be temperamental and difficult to start on cold mornings, but a little tinkering underneath will soon have it rumbling along nicely.

First to view will buy, no tyre-kickers or dealers.

Road-tests welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limo for sale . long slow and cumbersome but very comfortable ride.

when you rev me up i spew muck out of my pipe but most people especially women like it

Few dents and scars here and there but polish up nicely, not too rough.

60's vintage classic insurance. 100% reliable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... a car for sale, how would you be advertised? (Nicked from the Lounge.)

Late 60's model Landrover, heavily modified for off-road use with chunky tyres, beefier suspension and running gear, a little rough round the edges but polishes up well.

One careful lady owner from new.

Well used, but still capable of out-performing newer models, prefers to be driven hard for extended periods, although refueling stops will be frequent.

Some stiffness in steering joints, and can be temperamental and difficult to start on cold mornings, but a little tinkering underneath will soon have it rumbling along nicely.

First to view will buy, no tyre-kickers or dealers.

Road-tests welcome.pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Limo for sale . long slow and cumbersome but very comfortable ride.

when you rev me up i spew muck out of my pipe but most people especially women like it

Few dents and scars here and there but polish up nicely, not too rough.

60's vintage classic insurance. 100% reliable.

Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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4x4 landrover. Perfect for those off road adventures, chunky tires and large suspension to cushion the bumpy ride.

Had plenty of use but has been serviced regularly and we'll kept over the years.

If your looking for a sturdy reliable car that you can go crazy in, off road in and play in the mud then this model is perfect for you.

Has the usual bumps and scratches to the end work but everything under the bonnet is sound

Test drives very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customised one off.. glittery pink metallic spray job.. 2.5 v6 engine ..goes like fuck..

although she couldve been maintained a little bit better over the years..shes been serviced recently and is now raring to go.

fast ride.. head turner..

welcome to come and test drive her

(Female)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1982 Ford Fiesta. Reliable and smooth. Can easily manage 3 passengers, 4 at a push. However, does lose a lot of fluid when pushed. Easily topped up tho, and never effects performance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1969 Lamborghini cortège.for those who like something a little bit different and flashy .built in a very good sexy year ,good runner ,reliable , gets from 0 to 100 in 60 seconds .not for the faint heated or those who like the usual run around cars .must be seen to be believed and to see how well looked after it has been to be appreciated In its entirety .lol.bad poppyxx

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Looking for a unique yet totally reliable car? Look no further!

No AA needed for this one owner,sexy customized Mustang.A joy to drive,low maintainance and great fun to own.

Will only sell to confident and experienced drivers,male or female, who appreciate this kinky beast of a machine.

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Susie depends on which mustang you, prefer the older wild mustang lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha im loving some of these.. poppy yours is ace xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trabant, flimsy, russian block motor will go for a while but is no heavyweight (except round the middle) will cough and weez it's way along but ultimatly will get you there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha im loving some of these.. poppy yours is ace xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why doesnt awomen need acar ? answer you dont need one to get from bedroom to kitchen lol

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By *iggers4uCouple
over a year ago

Over down by There

Knackered horse wiv knackered cart, still willing but rarely able........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knackered horse wiv knackered cart, still willing but rarely able........"

sounds like bloody Steptoe! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early model e-type. Well maintained but showing some signs of age. Not as fast to the finish as when new, but gets there reliably and is a pleasure to ride.

benefits from attention to the gear stick, provides plenty of power but best outcums to the driver are from those moments of risk on the edge of the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knackered horse wiv knackered cart, still willing but rarely able........"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like an old slipper, old but reliable joints need oiling but a loyal old banger nonethless.

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