FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing questions/moments

By *ark Charmer OP Man
over a year ago

Horsham

Just got back from the post office to return some items to LH and the guy in the post office asked, what's inside the box? Surely I couldn't say a flogger and restraints?

Sooooooooooooooooooooo glad it doesn't show when I blush, I quickly thought (a gift)

Any other such questions/moments in a vanilla environment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not great when you live with parents and mother walks in to see you packing away your gag, butt plugs and collar. "So Soph... What's all that?"

Not a question I was willing to answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of months back I had to pop into the bank after a shopping trip. I put my bag on the counter and it fell over, and my new anal beads fell out onto the customer service advisors desk lol. I found it hilarious. She was horrified. Couldn't look at me. . .she looked everywhere but at them or me

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By *ark Charmer OP Man
over a year ago

Horsham

"Not great when you live with parents and mother walks in to see you packing away your gag, butt plugs and collar. "So Soph... What's all that?"

Not a question I was willing to answer

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By *ark Charmer OP Man
over a year ago

Horsham

"A couple of months back I had to pop into the bank after a shopping trip. I put my bag on the counter and it fell over, and my new anal beads fell out onto the customer service advisors desk lol. I found it hilarious. She was horrified. Couldn't look at me. . .she looked everywhere but at them or me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was visiting a school once when the vibe I had in my bag suddenly started to buzz loudly on the desk, echoing through the room which was filled with people. I couldn't even think of anything to say as I delved into my bag frantically trying to find it to turn it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been asked but 'is it in yet?' Must be up there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never been asked but 'is it in yet?' Must be up there lol"

LMFAO thats ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your balls deep thrusting hard and she screams ' stop fingering me and fuck me properly' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, how did you meet him?"

Followed by a desperate attempt to think of anything other than 'gangbang'.

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By *ark Charmer OP Man
over a year ago

Horsham

""So, how did you meet him?"

Followed by a desperate attempt to think of anything other than 'gangbang'.

- A gathering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hunnie - if id known you were a virgin, id have taken it easy - she replies - if Id known you take it easy, id have taken my tights off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The anwswr to hello was

Im not sleeping with you.

just nowhere to hide

Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your balls deep thrusting hard and she screams ' stop fingering me and fuck me properly' lol

reminds me of a few occasions lol

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