FabSwingers.com forum: If you were an animal

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you be???? I'd be a panther, just coz it's black like me but I can't lick my own fanny which is a damn shame

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

Mmmmmmmmmmmm - I need too think bout this..........

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

A bear...... grrooooowwwwllllll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bear...... grrooooowwwwllllll

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why mart???

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Cos bears can go from the cutsey stuff to tearing your head off if provoked, plus more seriously, two people (one a relative) used to claim that when they looked at me, they could see the "shadow" of a bear, apparently it means something about protecting people to psychics or mystics or some such cobblers.

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

Torn between 2.

Lion..................

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Torn between 2.

Lion.................."
and the other??

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Torn between 2.

Lion..................and the other??"

Oooo, I know, I know.... a warthog?

Hakunha matata!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

More of a lion I think surutu!!!!

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

Goes to google..................

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

Mmmmmmmmmmm - Jade, if Ninjas were animals..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd be a Honey Bear, my tongue likes exploring crevices & I'm very cuddly, oh & catch me at the wrong time & I can be very furry indeed

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woop woop I finally mastered the ninja x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

All together now, you know the words...

Wheeeeen... I was a young warthog

(when he was a young warthog)...

I found my aroma lacked a certain appeal,

I could clear the savanah after every meal.

I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned,

And it hurt that my friends stayed downwind.

And.. oh, the shame!

(oh the shame)

I thought of changing my name

(whats in a name?)

And I got so down-hearted,

everytime that I ....

(Pumba, not in front of the kids!)

Ah, a classic!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

hakuhna matata, what a wonderful phrase,

hakuhna matata, aint no passing craze,

it means "No worries" for the rest of your days,

its our problem free philosophy

Hakunha matata!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hakuhna matata, what a wonderful phrase,

hakuhna matata, aint no passing craze,

it means "No worries" for the rest of your days,

its our problem free philosophy

Hakunha matata!

I'll never get over the loss of Mufasa

This has brought it all flooding back

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"hakuhna matata, what a wonderful phrase,

hakuhna matata, aint no passing craze,

it means "No worries" for the rest of your days,

its our problem free philosophy

Hakunha matata!

I'll never get over the loss of Mufasa

This has brought it all flooding back"

Awww soz, happy to lend a couple of shoulders for you to sob into, although Jayne might cop a sneaky feel lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hakuhna matata, what a wonderful phrase,

hakuhna matata, aint no passing craze,

it means "No worries" for the rest of your days,

its our problem free philosophy

Hakunha matata!

I'll never get over the loss of Mufasa

This has brought it all flooding back

Awww soz, happy to lend a couple of shoulders for you to sob into, although Jayne might cop a sneaky feel lol!

Yes I think that might ease my pain

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"hakuhna matata, what a wonderful phrase,

hakuhna matata, aint no passing craze,

it means "No worries" for the rest of your days,

its our problem free philosophy

Hakunha matata!

I'll never get over the loss of Mufasa

This has brought it all flooding back

Awww soz, happy to lend a couple of shoulders for you to sob into, although Jayne might cop a sneaky feel lol!

Yes I think that might ease my pain"

Mmmmm..... bit of "hands on" healing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No point lying here. . . . I would be a rat. . . Because I'm fucking filthy. Lol X

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rabbit cos there always fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it would have to be rabbits for us both. Our friends and family have always joked that we breed like them as two of our kids are very close in age.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No point lying here. . . . I would be a rat. . . Because I'm fucking filthy. Lol X"
love itx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soph - sloth. 'Nuff said lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soph - sloth. 'Nuff said lol. "
i like sloths x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you be???? I'd be a panther, just coz it's black like me but I can't lick my own fanny which is a damn shame"
don't worry jade il lick ur fanny for u

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you be???? I'd be a panther, just coz it's black like me but I can't lick my own fanny which is a damn shame don't worry jade il lick ur fanny for u

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well ill have to take you up on that offer!!!! Can you come to the Bridgend social????

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By *harmingCharles33Man
over a year ago

Porthcawl

Id be a sexual tyranasaurus rex as im one angry fecker at times !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I be a fluffy bunny rabbit a really cute bouncy one without mixamatosis .or a were bunny .cross between a wolf and bunny .poppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolf or bear if I don't shave for a week or two lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I love beaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jack rabbit obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say a wolf for me.

If you remember sing the verse below

In touch with the ground

I'm on the hunt I'm after you

Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd

And I'm hungry like the wolf

Straddle the line in discord and rhyme

I'm on the hunt I'm after you

Mouth is alive with juices like wine

And I'm hungry like the wolf

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

MMmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right now I'd better be a newt coz I was incredibly pissed last night

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

"Right now I'd better be a newt coz I was incredibly pissed last night "

A pretty one though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now I'd better be a newt coz I was incredibly pissed last night

A pretty one though

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you wouldn't have said that last night!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now I'd better be a newt coz I was incredibly pissed last night

A pretty one though

you wouldn't have said that last night!!!"

yeah he would have

today I'm a cat. . . Literally. . . In my cat onesy. . . Very sexy lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't think you saw me when my lipstick was everywhere but on my lips!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now I'd better be a newt coz I was incredibly pissed last night

A pretty one though

you wouldn't have said that last night!!!

yeah he would have

today I'm a cat. . . Literally. . . In my cat onesy. . . Very sexy lol!! "
bet you look red hot in that onsie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now I'd better be a newt coz I was incredibly pissed last night

A pretty one though

you wouldn't have said that last night!!!

yeah he would have

today I'm a cat. . . Literally. . . In my cat onesy. . . Very sexy lol!!

bet you look red hot in that onsie!!!! "

Jade, you would be dribbling. . . . Down your legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id have to be a bird. The freedom felt whilst flying must be amazing

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By *emo and HollyCouple
over a year ago

neath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now I'd better be a newt coz I was incredibly pissed last night

A pretty one though

you wouldn't have said that last night!!!

yeah he would have

today I'm a cat. . . Literally. . . In my cat onesy. . . Very sexy lol!!

bet you look red hot in that onsie!!!!

Jade, you would be dribbling. . . . Down your legs

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ill wear my leopard onsie, the site will make you squirt in your onsie, then you'll have to strip!!!!!!!

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