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How do YOU measure your penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok folks, these kind of pics do nothing for me personally, but I am curious as to guys, do you think/know women like this? And Ladies, do you like it or does it put you off when you see the sky remote, beer can etc displayed next to the penis, which almost always is held in a tight grip as if to make it appear bigger?

And whats the strangest thing you have seen used to measure a penis?

Thanks for reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok folks, these kind of pics do nothing for me personally, but I am curious as to guys, do you think/know women like this? And Ladies, do you like it or does it put you off when you see the sky remote, beer can etc displayed next to the penis, which almost always is held in a tight grip as if to make it appear bigger?

And whats the strangest thing you have seen used to measure a penis?

Thanks for reading

"
Im looking for well endowed men for a gang bang at the moment. I want pics with a known height in them like a sky remote, so i know it's not just a good angle, making them look bigger than they are!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a yard of ale glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok folks, these kind of pics do nothing for me personally, but I am curious as to guys, do you think/know women like this? And Ladies, do you like it or does it put you off when you see the sky remote, beer can etc displayed next to the penis, which almost always is held in a tight grip as if to make it appear bigger?

And whats the strangest thing you have seen used to measure a penis?

Thanks for reading

Im looking for well endowed men for a gang bang at the moment. I want pics with a known height in them like a sky remote, so i know it's not just a good angle, making them look bigger than they are!!! "

I see, thanks Jade for replying I appreciate it, maybe I will learn something from the replies to come, or get a severe dressing down for asking why! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Buck) shag a woman doggy fashion and if she doesn't say ouch she got a huge fanny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beer glasses are another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fb is big, I don't yelp when he ducks me doggy, I must have a very big fanny!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I currently use a yard stick JJ, but I seem to be growing so I may need to change my tactics to something more practical. I have to tie it in a knot and in the winter I wear it as a scarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I currently use a yard stick JJ, but I seem to be growing so I may need to change my tactics to something more practical. I have to tie it in a knot and in the winter I wear it as a scarf "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pedometer always does the trick !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now have a new wooden Turkish carving off the licks with a bottle opener on it to measure all perspective swingers .lol.i will say the carved balls leave a lot to be desired mr lick and can not be based on yours .lol.the looks i got attire Cardiff social carrying that naughty instrument around with me,see the licks are naughty people yey are not so innocent as you think.lol.or prehaps we have just corrupted them too much . badiah poppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok folks, these kind of pics do nothing for me personally, but I am curious as to guys, do you think/know women like this? And Ladies, do you like it or does it put you off when you see the sky remote, beer can etc displayed next to the penis, which almost always is held in a tight grip as if to make it appear bigger?

And whats the strangest thing you have seen used to measure a penis?

Thanks for reading

Im looking for well endowed men for a gang bang at the moment. I want pics with a known height in them like a sky remote, so i know it's not just a good angle, making them look bigger than they are!!! "

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By *ickablecoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Glamorgan


"I now have a new wooden Turkish carving off the licks with a bottle opener on it to measure all perspective swingers .lol.i will say the carved balls leave a lot to be desired mr lick and can not be based on yours .lol.the looks i got attire Cardiff social carrying that naughty instrument around with me,see the licks are naughty people yey are not so innocent as you think.lol.or prehaps we have just corrupted them too much . badiah poppyxx"

Unfortunately when the little man in the wood carving shop measured my balls he had realized that he should of picked a bigger log, but fair play he did give me discount.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And whats the strangest thing you have seen used to measure a penis?"

Google Earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And whats the strangest thing you have seen used to measure a penis?

Google Earth "
good evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I now have a new wooden Turkish carving off the licks with a bottle opener on it to measure all perspective swingers .lol.i will say the carved balls leave a lot to be desired mr lick and can not be based on yours .lol.the looks i got attire Cardiff social carrying that naughty instrument around with me,see the licks are naughty people yey are not so innocent as you think.lol.or prehaps we have just corrupted them too much . badiah poppyxx

Unfortunately when the little man in the wood carving shop measured my balls he had realized that he should of picked a bigger log, but fair play

he did give me discount."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lynx deodorant cans and Gillette shaving foam cans are another measuring tool....I would just steer clear of the ones using a funsize mars bar though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lynx deodorant cans and Gillette shaving foam cans are another measuring tool....I would just steer clear of the ones using a funsize mars bar though "
or travel Gillette cans and lynx cans lollpoppyxx

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By *iForNowXXMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I am still waiting for someone to say a Sat Nav

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

if its touching my tonsils and my nose is touching your groin (normal/average) if its touching my tonsils and i can get my hands round what is left out of my mouth (Vwe/come to mama) if my nose is touching your groin and its losing a fight with my tongue (you sure you arnt female) .........these are by no means standard measurements but are much more fun to do than the remote control/lynx can method...Gilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To state the obvious I say a tape measure is a good way of getting a fairly accurate measurement of length and girth

But that seems a little too complicated for some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To state the obvious I say a tape measure is a good way of getting a fairly accurate measurement of length and girth

But that seems a little too complicated for some. "

oh, thats so last year! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Microscope and tweezers

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By *antonkid1955Man
over a year ago

cardiff

ive only got a 4 inch cock,, the bottom four inches..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have actually never measured mine lol, but im sure i can keep you ladies guessingx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she says stop it too big, then I know....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id run in the bathroom when she's in the bath and hit her in the face with it. If she gets a black eye 'it'll do'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fb is big, I don't yelp when he ducks me doggy, I must have a very big fanny!!!"

quack quack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If her eyes are poppin out when ur right in its big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't measure mine, it is what it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote lmao!!! I may try that...am worried i ll make the remote look like a toothpick tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie one end of the tape measure around the doorknob,and the other end around the helmet and then slam the door...oh, no, Ooops, no, thats the cure for toothache...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can normally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ask a lady to put it in her mouth...if it shuts her up....it's big enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some great replies. Thanks everyone

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me its been a range items.

Sky remote, wine bottle and my favourite, a pringles can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant find anything that goes small enoufh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant find anything that goes small enoufh "
try a baked bean sausage x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha. I used a match stick. Disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't it say "why do you measure your penis?"

It is what it is & if it don't work then use your tongue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant find anything that goes small enoufh try a baked bean sausage x"

tried that and it was ten times the size and thickness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer is I don't. Never had any complaints, always had good meets, never felt the need to measure the "old man".

Why is it so important to know the size? I know I haven't got a big cock, but then again it isn't tiny either. Mr Average?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only measure your penis ny the smile on your lovers face

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By *TPWalesMan
over a year ago

caernarfon

I find it best not to give people too accurate a comparison as it tends to frighten some off.

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By *ynonvalleyboyMan
over a year ago

merthyr

Wrap a cloth tape six times around my wrist then the four inches of muscle

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I measure mine by how wide their eyes, or smile, goes when they see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just tell women I'm average sized but have fast arse. the best I've heard so far is "that's not fucking average ya liar"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a thimble,,, makes my cock look huge,, honestly why are most guys so hung up about penis size,,, they all fit don't they ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use a thimble,,, makes my cock look huge,, honestly why are most guys so hung up about penis size,,, they all fit don't they ?? "

Awesome

Mine would not look good as a wart on a chin, however for the ladies reading this,(Cari, Hotlips, Kitten, Mrs Sthwalescpl, Mrs SWC, and all the other ladies I have missed .. Sorry Vampy ) my balls would look magmificant on your chins whilst I was having a great BJ

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By *ickablecoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Glamorgan

I think if you measure your cock you are a sad fucker! Or still at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

myself, I use a fire extingusher to measure my penis!

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Yea, but.....how do you measure HARDNESS & how can you exhibit that by a pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By deep throat poppy and joe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure penis using Poppy's fanny, doesn't everyone????

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I measure penis using Poppy's fanny, doesn't everyone????"

Pmsl ha ha ha

I have NO idea what you can possibly be talking about @

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I measure penis using Poppy's fanny, doesn't everyone????

Pmsl ha ha ha

I have NO idea what you can possibly be talking about @ "
poppys fanny can determine penis length very accurately!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can only measure your penis ny the smile on your lovers face"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I measure penis using Poppy's fanny, doesn't everyone????

Pmsl ha ha ha

I have NO idea what you can possibly be talking about @ poppys fanny can determine penis length very accurately!!!! "
mmmmm it can its a hard job and i have no enjoyment at all doing it .it can measure girth tooo.i can provide a certificate tested and approved by poppy too.pmsl.Poppy .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I measure penis using Poppy's fanny, doesn't everyone????

Pmsl ha ha ha

I have NO idea what you can possibly be talking about @ poppys fanny can determine penis length very accurately!!!! mmmmm it can its a hard job and i have no enjoyment at all doing it .it can measure girth tooo.i can provide a certificate tested and approved by poppy too.pmsl.Poppy .xx "
told you Stag!!

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"it can measure girth tooo.i can provide a certificate tested and approved by poppy too.pmsl.Poppy .xx told you Stag!! "

Yes, I have my framed certificate over the mantelpiece in my lounge.

Poppy gave me a *special distinction* for extra hardness

I can add (just for a tease, poppy) that the testing didn't hurt at all & I didn't feel a thing TBH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yea, but.....how do you measure HARDNESS & how can you exhibit that by a pic? "

hang some weights off it?

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Yea, but.....how do you measure HARDNESS & how can you exhibit that by a pic?

hang some weights off it? "

Or punch it?? Or go 12 rounds with it??

Yes, covered in oil with you, leggy

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