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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One jar of Nutella, unopened. Mysteriously disappeared without trace at the Cardiff social on Saturday night. Can anyone enlighten us as to its whereabouts?

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Well if people insist on taking sex toys to a swingers social night we are not surprised it went missing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if people insist on taking sex toys to a swingers social night we are not surprised it went missing

Lol...for your information the Nutella was a gift. As were the half-eaten box of choccies.

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

Wasn't me mand honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i pinched it when no one was looking lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Not guilty, honest guv!!

Now, if it had been Marmite, thats a different matter.... YUM!!!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Maybe you should put out an A.P.B. for a squirrel with a sweet tooth?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Maybe you should put out an A.P.B. for a squirrel with a sweet tooth?

Oh, now come on..... that was funny,.....

.. well, I thought so!!

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By *hotandsexyCouple
over a year ago

llanelli

fuck i seen that somewhere,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fuck i seen that somewhere,

Do tell me more lol. xxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well if people insist on taking sex toys to a swingers social night we are not surprised it went missing

Lol...for your information the Nutella was a gift. As were the half-eaten box of choccies."

Wghat sort of gift is a half-eaten box of chocs?

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Jane got an incriminating picture of the said Nutella .... in Mandy's hand .... with someone else ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if people insist on taking sex toys to a swingers social night we are not surprised it went missing

Lol...for your information the Nutella was a gift. As were the half-eaten box of choccies.

Wghat sort of gift is a half-eaten box of chocs?

My outlook precisely lol mart. If there's any chocolate-eating to be done I'd like to be involved. And that's not a euphemism...or is it???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jane got an incriminating picture of the said Nutella .... in Mandy's hand .... with someone else ......

I deny all knowledge hehe...must've been my body double.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Jane got an incriminating picture of the said Nutella .... in Mandy's hand .... with someone else ......

I deny all knowledge hehe...must've been my body double.

Mmmmmmmmm.... two mands. dreams do come true!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jane got an incriminating picture of the said Nutella .... in Mandy's hand .... with someone else ......

I deny all knowledge hehe...must've been my body double.

Mmmmmmmmm.... two mands. dreams do come true!!

Careful your dream doesn't turn into a nightmare lol Mart. xxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Jane got an incriminating picture of the said Nutella .... in Mandy's hand .... with someone else ......

I deny all knowledge hehe...must've been my body double.

Mmmmmmmmm.... two mands. dreams do come true!!

Careful your dream doesn't turn into a nightmare lol Mart. xxx

Hmmm, lets see.... a jar of Nutella, and two Mands......I'll take my chances!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jane got an incriminating picture of the said Nutella .... in Mandy's hand .... with someone else ......

I deny all knowledge hehe...must've been my body double.

Mmmmmmmmm.... two mands. dreams do come true!!

Careful your dream doesn't turn into a nightmare lol Mart. xxx

Hmmm, lets see.... a jar of Nutella, and two Mands......I'll take my chances!!!

Bad bad boy hehehe

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Jane got an incriminating picture of the said Nutella .... in Mandy's hand .... with someone else ......

I deny all knowledge hehe...must've been my body double.

Mmmmmmmmm.... two mands. dreams do come true!!

Careful your dream doesn't turn into a nightmare lol Mart. xxx

Hmmm, lets see.... a jar of Nutella, and two Mands......I'll take my chances!!!

Bad bad boy hehehe

Oh yes.... and the ladies luurrvvee a bad boy,..... spank me lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jane got an incriminating picture of the said Nutella .... in Mandy's hand .... with someone else ......

I deny all knowledge hehe...must've been my body double.

Mmmmmmmmm.... two mands. dreams do come true!!

Careful your dream doesn't turn into a nightmare lol Mart. xxx

Hmmm, lets see.... a jar of Nutella, and two Mands......I'll take my chances!!!

Bad bad boy hehehe

Oh yes.... and the ladies luurrvvee a bad boy,..... spank me lol!

I have hands like a shovel Mart...can you take it lol?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Jane got an incriminating picture of the said Nutella .... in Mandy's hand .... with someone else ......

I deny all knowledge hehe...must've been my body double.

Mmmmmmmmm.... two mands. dreams do come true!!

Careful your dream doesn't turn into a nightmare lol Mart. xxx

Hmmm, lets see.... a jar of Nutella, and two Mands......I'll take my chances!!!

Bad bad boy hehehe

Oh yes.... and the ladies luurrvvee a bad boy,..... spank me lol!

I have hands like a shovel Mart...can you take it lol?

Erm....... TAXI!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jane got an incriminating picture of the said Nutella .... in Mandy's hand .... with someone else ......

I deny all knowledge hehe...must've been my body double.

Mmmmmmmmm.... two mands. dreams do come true!!

Careful your dream doesn't turn into a nightmare lol Mart. xxx

Hmmm, lets see.... a jar of Nutella, and two Mands......I'll take my chances!!!

Bad bad boy hehehe

Oh yes.... and the ladies luurrvvee a bad boy,..... spank me lol!

I have hands like a shovel Mart...can you take it lol?

Erm....... TAXI!!!! lol

I hope that Jayne knows what a wicked one you are lol Mart. xxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Jane got an incriminating picture of the said Nutella .... in Mandy's hand .... with someone else ......

I deny all knowledge hehe...must've been my body double.

Mmmmmmmmm.... two mands. dreams do come true!!

Careful your dream doesn't turn into a nightmare lol Mart. xxx

Hmmm, lets see.... a jar of Nutella, and two Mands......I'll take my chances!!!

Bad bad boy hehehe

Oh yes.... and the ladies luurrvvee a bad boy,..... spank me lol!

I have hands like a shovel Mart...can you take it lol?

Erm....... TAXI!!!! lol

I hope that Jayne knows what a wicked one you are lol Mart. xxx

Lol, of course..... its all Jayne's fault actually, until I met her I was as pure as the driven snow!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jane got an incriminating picture of the said Nutella .... in Mandy's hand .... with someone else ......

I deny all knowledge hehe...must've been my body double.

Mmmmmmmmm.... two mands. dreams do come true!!

Careful your dream doesn't turn into a nightmare lol Mart. xxx

Hmmm, lets see.... a jar of Nutella, and two Mands......I'll take my chances!!!

Bad bad boy hehehe

Oh yes.... and the ladies luurrvvee a bad boy,..... spank me lol!

I have hands like a shovel Mart...can you take it lol?

Erm....... TAXI!!!! lol

I hope that Jayne knows what a wicked one you are lol Mart. xxx

Lol, of course..... its all Jayne's fault actually, until I met her I was as pure as the driven snow!!!

Typical man lol...blame the woman!!! xxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

but Mand, you dont think I could of got this nawty without direction do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

but Mand, you dont think I could of got this nawty without direction do you?

In one word...YES!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

but Mand, you dont think I could of got this nawty without direction do you?

In one word...YES!!!

Oh dear..... busted lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry Mart...it's all in the eyes hun. They say the eyes are the windows to the soul...yours have a very wicked glint. That's all I can say.

It kind of suits you though.

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