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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Men were asked to be accurate, incentivised by being told their measurements would be used to create the perfect-sized condom for their erect penis. Experts are confident that this is reason enough to be honest - the words "carrot" and "donkey" spring to mind.

And the results are in. At 5.57 inches, it turns out that the average penis size is just what everyone has always thought. No surprises there.

In case you don't have a ruler to hand -- is smaller than a medium-sized banana, which according to LiveStrong.com, measures up at 7-7.5 inches

IS YOURS SMALLER OR BIGGER THAN AVERAGE HONEST ANSWERS PLS LOLOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without double checking I'd say about average, give or take a pinch !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without double checking I'd say about average, give or take a pinch ! "
i say your bigger than average ant ina good good way.yummy.poppyxc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *tsallaroundMan
over a year ago

merthyr

Its the arse behind it that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without double checking I'd say about average, give or take a pinch ! i say your bigger than average ant ina good good way.yummy.poppyxc "

You are a dirty little treasure xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smaller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bigger than a half eaten banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im like a medium sized banana then but ladies say its not the length its the girth that matters and ive had no complaints there either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt 5.57" is really average. I'm about 7" (5.57 is very precise :p) and have never considered myself "big"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I doubt 5.57" is really average. I'm about 7" (5.57 is very precise :p) and have never considered myself "big""

was just quoting what it said on this poll lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a livestrong bannana I guess x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About that but with extra girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little over average....anyone with a tape measure is welcome to confirm.

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By *hris n TwinkyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Chris is 7.5" long with a meaty 6.5" girth, there are lots of guys that say they measure up but come no where close!! Not sure why people lie

Is chris vwe???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the guy in josie4 has the biggest cock on here .in circumference as well as length gotaa be about ten to eleven inches with a really thick girth .bigger than some bbc.its a loely cock to ride too.poppyxxbad poppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little over average....anyone with a tape measure is welcome to confirm. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ylu would know Michelle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is only 1cm by 1cm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose it's all relative , if they got a hole like a bucket its like chucking your dick out the window and trying to fuck the world anyway .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bang on the money! i would say mine is 7.5inch but girthy if thats a good thing for you ladies? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suppose it's all relative , if they got a hole like a bucket its like chucking your dick out the window and trying to fuck the world anyway . "

why would some fems have "holes like buckets" or do men say that to feel good about if they do have ikkle dickies xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose it's all relative , if they got a hole like a bucket its like chucking your dick out the window and trying to fuck the world anyway .

why would some fems have "holes like buckets" or do men say that to feel good about if they do have ikkle dickies xxxxx"

I saw my exwife give birth so I now how big one of those things can get

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Never felt the need to measure mine, had some nice comments about it and the ladies seem to like it so I guess that's good enough for me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never felt the need to measure mine, had some nice comments about it and the ladies seem to like it so I guess that's good enough for me lol "
yours is nice tooo mart .love riding it .poppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im bigger than the banana...Poppy can verify that! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im bigger than the banana...Poppy can verify that! Lol x"
yes he is .hes huge .hes legendary .xxpoppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm around 7".

any girls I've been with have probably been happy enough with that, but personally couldn't care less.

never really cared about size.

I suppose it does give me a bit of a ego boost though to think I must be above average?

ah well, I just wanna find somebody to share it with is all. still looking.

any eligible ladies here want to share it with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if that's the size of an average cock then I must be average then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just shy of 8" but never thought it was much ovwr average... 5.57" seems a little small

Again, if any ladies have a tape measure to confirm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends on how turned on I get. Plus the more pleasure equals the longer and thicker! I'd guess about 7" but get comments on the thickness and the size of my tip. Apparently it swells enormously when I cum. I'd never noticed till told recently. I spose I'm not looking at the tip as my eyes have rolled back in my head lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggus is a nice, comfy 7.5 but on a very good day that can expand to a very uncomfortable 8" :O

How on earth can 1/2" make such a difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girth is veeerrry nice, esp if you are tight (My babies were C-section so everything as nature intended (plus years of horseriding = powerful pelvic floor!) Length is nice so you can do more positions but anything over 7 or 8 is a waste cos it can be uncomfortable (My H is 10" Poppy can confirm!)Thats why variety is good cos different shapes and sizes hit different spots!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girth is veeerrry nice, esp if you are tight (My babies were C-section so everything as nature intended (plus years of horseriding = powerful pelvic floor!) Length is nice so you can do more positions but anything over 7 or 8 is a waste cos it can be uncomfortable (My H is 10" Poppy can confirm!)Thats why variety is good cos different shapes and sizes hit different spots!! "
hey lol.whats this i poppy confirming all the cock sizes on here ? Lol.prehaps i should have my own star rating of cocks .pmsl.thats a joke for anyone who doesn't know me .lol.poppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girth is veeerrry nice, esp if you are tight (My babies were C-section so everything as nature intended (plus years of horseriding = powerful pelvic floor!) Length is nice so you can do more positions but anything over 7 or 8 is a waste cos it can be uncomfortable (My H is 10" Poppy can confirm!)Thats why variety is good cos different shapes and sizes hit different spots!! hey lol.whats this i poppy confirming all the cock sizes on here ? Lol.prehaps i should have my own star

rating of cocks .pmsl.thats a joke for anyone who doesn't know me .lol.poppyxx "
oh and h does have a very fuckable ten inch cock.xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the guy in josie4 has the biggest cock on here .in circumference as well as length gotaa be about ten to eleven inches with a really thick girth .bigger than some bbc.its a loely cock to ride too.poppyxxbad poppyxx "

Lovely any position, any hole. If any young ladies would like a ride inbox me J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting reading I'm above average over 8 but as I'm getting older its getting smaller!! In my 20's I was a good 9+

But it still looks good in a pic lol x

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By *ragon1booMan
over a year ago

blackwood

not measured but im about average (i hope)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a 5.5" guy, so I guess that makes me less than average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12" .....But don't use it as a rule.....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are them bananas ripe or still green ? I'd say I'm , hang on let me get the fruit bowl . Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yay i'm above average!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fewwwwwww iam above average lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve is big, poppy can also confirm, he's never measured tho x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Steve is big, poppy can also confirm, he's never measured tho x"
lol,I know he is .god i be the measuring tool of this site soon.lol.poppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Steve is big, poppy can also confirm, he's never measured tho xlol,I know he is .god i be the measuring tool of this site soon.lol.poppyxx "
anyone with a claim to big cock on here should now have it verified by poppy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

above average as I am 8". BUT what is the cross section of the survey?

I am caucasian, I read a survey that said ethnicity is a bearing on dick size. So if the worlds dicks are taken into the survey then Asian (both far eastern and subcontinental) men are taken into account. Given as these demographics represent the largest populations on earth and conversely by ethnicity smallest cock size, then the average could be skewed.

I expect that the average UK dick as a result is probably a 6"er. Who knows?

Science, that's who!

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