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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have been sorting out my library (well bookshelf to be honest) found a book of how to shag yourself slim.

FOR THE MEN:

Walking to the newsagent for a porn mag

40 cals

Carrying home lots of comp mags to hide the porn mag

50 cals

The actual hand shandy

35 cals

Total cals 125

For the fem:

Loading he washing machine and switching it on

10 cals

Sitting on it duringthe fastest spin cycle

30 cals

Ironing the clothes afterwords

30 cals

Total 70 cals

Over to you

30 cals

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh well i stay fat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder I'm still fat

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By *tsallaroundMan
over a year ago

merthyr

Just bought a pair of running shorts shame my arse is to big to fit in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'VE got that book.

never found someone committed to weight loss by shagging.

mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need that book

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Page 13 for fems

Vibe self shagging

Replacing the batteries that short circuited last time due to damp conditions

10 cals

Letting the machine do the work

2 cals

A far bigger orgasm than your fella ever gives you

100 cals

Total 112 calories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha love it :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder I've lost 6lbs this week best I keep at the vibe activity x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol peachy boo has nigh on 100 pages of sex diet name a no and i type the page lol we all be slim then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had more cock than hot dinners-literally. I just don't know where I'm going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol peachy boo has nigh on 100 pages of sex diet name a no and i type the page lol we all be slim then lol "

What you saying kitten? Does that mean I'm good for most diets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Page 65

shagging up the arse

Recoiling in horror when you realise what hes doing

10 cals

Letting him give you one right up there whilst wondering whether to mention your diarrhoea problem

40 cals

Aplogising to him while he washes everything in the room twice

5 cals

Total calories lost 55

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Page 65

shagging up the arse

Recoiling in horror when you realise what hes doing

10 cals

Letting him give you one right up there whilst wondering whether to mention your diarrhoea problem

40 cals

Aplogising to him while he washes everything in the room twice

5 cals

Total calories lost 55"

shit!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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