FabSwingers.com forum: In Memorium: Chuck Norris

By *ord and Lillia OP Couple
8 weeks ago

a house on a hill, Newport

With the sad news at yesterday's events, I thought it would be an appropriate moment to share our unified fear for the Grim Reaper's wellbeing and share our favourite jokes;

When Chuck Norris did press-ups, it was the world that moved.

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By *rancois DillingerMan
8 weeks ago

cwmbran

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say please.”

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By *ouble_Trouble_X2Couple
8 weeks ago

caerphilly

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By *ouble_Trouble_X2Couple
8 weeks ago

caerphilly

time waits for no man, Unless it's chuck norris

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By *igd321sweetMan
8 weeks ago

Barry

Apologies for the blasphemy:

In the beginning there was nothing, and then Chuck Norris said ‘Let there be God’

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By *ilkmilkmilkMan
8 weeks ago

cardiff

Chuck Norris got annoyed at dinosaurs just once. Only once.

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By *inkerellaWoman
8 weeks ago

Swansea

When Chuck Norris died, he buried himself 🥹

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By *lfonzoMan
8 weeks ago

Aberystwyth

Chuck Norris will be carrying his own coffin

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Chuck didn't die. He just completed this level.

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By *oyo1972Man
8 weeks ago

Cardiff

Chuck actually died three years ago. When death came to Chuck he knocked death out and death has only just woken up

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

He was a fun meme and had some fun action films long before the big stars ecplised him.

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By *oyo1972Man
8 weeks ago

Cardiff

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the face. We now call them giraffes

Chuck Norris seasons his steak with pepper spray

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By *hunkeeMonkeyMan
7 weeks ago

Clydach

Chuck Norris once got bitten by a king cobra, after 4 days of intense agonising pain and suffering, the cobra died.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
7 weeks ago

Utero

Chuck isn’t dead, he’s just holding his breath

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By *ubforfandcoupleMan
7 weeks ago

pontardawe

Have you seen his Christmas split...?

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By *oyo1972Man
7 weeks ago

Cardiff

Chuck Norris makes onions cry

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird

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By *upcake And SprinklesCouple
7 weeks ago

Bridgend

A black cobra bit Chuck Norris.

For five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died..

Rip to a childhood TV hero legend..

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By *hatsit69Couple
7 weeks ago

Newport

Chuck Norris stands still faster than you can run.

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By *illy123789Man
7 weeks ago

llandeilo

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live

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By *ustisamust86Man
7 weeks ago

Porth

Chuck Norris never had to pay for a site supporters pass

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By *ustisamust86Man
7 weeks ago

Porth

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves

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By *triker1010Man
6 weeks ago

Caerphilly

Did you know Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in

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By *erald 1999Man
6 weeks ago

carmarthen

The word "legend" only came into being after chuck norris was born

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By *ord and Lillia OP Couple
6 weeks ago

a house on a hill, Newport

Chuck Norris once built a snowman out of water.

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