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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

but the voices in the scots room made me do it.......no offence intended

An eskimo was on holiday in Wales.

His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says "Boyo, you've blown a seal".

The Eskimo replies, "so what...... you fuck sheep"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehehehe

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Well at least the Welshman had the technical knowhow to look under the bonnet and diagnose the problem!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well at least the Welshman had the technical knowhow to look under the bonnet and diagnose the problem! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well at least the Welshman had the technical knowhow to look under the bonnet and diagnose the problem! "

the scottish boy that stopped at the commotion telt the welsh guy to look under the bonnet!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jock and a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. "May I get you something?" she asked. "Aye, a whusky" Jock replied.

She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one. "Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky!"

Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jock and a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. "May I get you something?" she asked. "Aye, a whusky" Jock replied.

She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one. "Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky!"

Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!""

lol cracker

stu..meet biguy82

biguy82....meet stu!

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jock and a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. "May I get you something?" she asked. "Aye, a whusky" Jock replied.

She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one. "Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky!"

Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!"

lol cracker

stu..meet biguy82

biguy82....meet stu!

lol

"

lol fugy...don't think that the introduction will save ya....just 351 days n counting till it's open season

bigguy....loved the joke...ta

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

Glad you all taking this in good faith thats all i say Well Done to all the concerned PPL xxxxxxxxxxxx

Brennie xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

us welsh have a great sence of humour ,,, unlike a lot of the english( waits for the abuse ) i go to scotland at least 4 times a year and am welcomed with open arms ... i think there checking for weapons tho .. sheep shaggers of the world unite !!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"us welsh have a great sence of humour ,,, unlike a lot of the english( waits for the abuse ) i go to scotland at least 4 times a year and am welcomed with open arms ... i think there checking for weapons tho .. sheep shaggers of the world unite !!!!!!!!"

I think you left your wellies up my house Dai!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only cos you wanted something kinky for a change lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"us welsh have a great sence of humour ,,, unlike a lot of the english( waits for the abuse ) i go to scotland at least 4 times a year and am welcomed with open arms ... i think there checking for weapons tho .. sheep shaggers of the world unite !!!!!!!!"

Once spent a night out in Dundee, all on my own.

Got "adopted" by a Scots couple as I was alone, and had a fantastic night going from pub to pub, had to practically threaten violence before anyone would let me buy a drink!!! Ended up in a packed pub at the end of the night, d*unk as a lord, stood on the bar, preaching (very, very d*unkenly and loudly) to the "northern barbarians" about a new religion called "taffism" to which I was trying to "convert" them. I used copious amounts of lager to "baptise" anyone within splashing distance, and not one person took offence, in fact most bought me more beer!!!

I ended up being escorted to my taxi by about 30 people, all of us singing rugby songs and my only regret was being too d*unk to get names, numbers etc.

Great bunch of people, would love to do it again.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"us welsh have a great sence of humour ,,, unlike a lot of the english( waits for the abuse ) i go to scotland at least 4 times a year and am welcomed with open arms ... i think there checking for weapons tho .. sheep shaggers of the world unite !!!!!!!!

Once spent a night out in Dundee, all on my own.

Got "adopted" by a Scots couple as I was alone, and had a fantastic night going from pub to pub, had to practically threaten violence before anyone would let me buy a drink!!! Ended up in a packed pub at the end of the night, d*unk as a lord, stood on the bar, preaching (very, very d*unkenly and loudly) to the "northern barbarians" about a new religion called "taffism" to which I was trying to "convert" them. I used copious amounts of lager to "baptise" anyone within splashing distance, and not one person took offence, in fact most bought me more beer!!!

I ended up being escorted to my taxi by about 30 people, all of us singing rugby songs and my only regret was being too d*unk to get names, numbers etc.

Great bunch of people, would love to do it again."

"I ended up being escorted to my taxi by about 30 people"...

And no, before some wag points this out, they wern't running me out of town lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"us welsh have a great sence of humour ,,, unlike a lot of the english( waits for the abuse ) i go to scotland at least 4 times a year and am welcomed with open arms ... i think there checking for weapons tho .. sheep shaggers of the world unite !!!!!!!!

Once spent a night out in Dundee, all on my own.

Got "adopted" by a Scots couple as I was alone, and had a fantastic night going from pub to pub, had to practically threaten violence before anyone would let me buy a drink!!! Ended up in a packed pub at the end of the night, d*unk as a lord, stood on the bar, preaching (very, very d*unkenly and loudly) to the "northern barbarians" about a new religion called "taffism" to which I was trying to "convert" them. I used copious amounts of lager to "baptise" anyone within splashing distance, and not one person took offence, in fact most bought me more beer!!!

I ended up being escorted to my taxi by about 30 people, all of us singing rugby songs and my only regret was being too d*unk to get names, numbers etc.

Great bunch of people, would love to do it again.

"I ended up being escorted to my taxi by about 30 people"...

And no, before some wag points this out, they wern't running me out of town lol!!!"

well u got sum names noo . lol

awe ya need is the numbers lol xxx

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