FabSwingers.com forum: Best excuse from time waster.

By *orphia2003 OP Woman
11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Had a corker earlier: 'need to postpone due to weather'. It's been pissing down for last month. Were you expecting a tsunami or a heatwave in Cardiff in February!!

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By *orphia2003 OP Woman
11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Let's hear yours!!!

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By *RTHURXXLMan
11 weeks ago

Carmarthenshire

And he had the gut saying that 🤣🤣🤣

My god, please forgive me, but I blame you. such answer only come from an idiot and pussy.. and usually they are easy to diagnose after couple of messages.

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By *orphia2003 OP Woman
11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

"And he had the gut saying that 🤣🤣🤣

My god, please forgive me, but I blame you. such answer only come from an idiot and pussy.. and usually they are easy to diagnose after couple of messages. "

Oh I had no doubt he would bail, but that excuse 1hr before the meet was one of the best I've heard. I was out in town anyway, so no loss for me.

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By *3xymamaWoman
11 weeks ago

...., Wales

"Had a corker earlier: 'need to postpone due to weather'. It's been pissing down for last month. Were you expecting a tsunami or a heatwave in Cardiff in February!!

To be honest, the weather (rain) is the main reason I don't arrange to meet. I've even been known to cancel plans with vanilla friends if it's raining.

As for excuses on fab, I've not really had any. Just get ghosted, no communication

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By *RTHURXXLMan
11 weeks ago

Carmarthenshire

Some people want to live the thrill of the meeting, but the chicken out last minute.

Just like climbing the board dive but never do the jubp.

But at least bring better excuse.

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By *3achyBWoman
11 weeks ago

Aberpennar

Had one tell me he had the wrong day, we'd spoken that morning to confirm & ended with see you later. That was my very last attempt at having a civilised social meet.

There have had so many flimsy & disrespectful excuses I no longer believe any man.

Never will I do a coffee meet or any social again, I'm at the point where I'm happy to not have sex for months & wait to see those I already know.

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By *exymarvelMan
11 weeks ago

cardiff

"Had a corker earlier: 'need to postpone due to weather'. It's been pissing down for last month. Were you expecting a tsunami or a heatwave in Cardiff in February!!

Just wow. I feel for you

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By *exymarvelMan
11 weeks ago

cardiff

"Had a corker earlier: 'need to postpone due to weather'. It's been pissing down for last month. Were you expecting a tsunami or a heatwave in Cardiff in February!!

To be honest, the weather (rain) is the main reason I don't arrange to meet. I've even been known to cancel plans with vanilla friends if it's raining.

As for excuses on fab, I've not really had any. Just get ghosted, no communication "

Its the main reason you dont arrange, that idiot arranged then cancelled. Tools like that give the good guys a bad rep x

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
11 weeks ago

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Not had any cancellations in all my years on here, 30+ meets. I've read in various forums posts, that a lot of guys get cold feet quite often on here. It's a shame really, because we all get tarred with the same brush.

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By *carlett CumslutWoman
11 weeks ago

Cardiff

I know I’ve given the worst excuse…

I’m going to have to rain check as I’ve been bitten by a squirrel so 111 have advised me to go to a&e

Poor lad, he even screen shot it to send to a friend but accidentally sent it back to me! He clearly thought it was the most made up excuse

I actually had the bite on video- called him after and showed him the gashes in my finger and he then joined me in a&e for the afternoon! His friends were shocked it was a genuine excuse!

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By *3achyBWoman
11 weeks ago

Aberpennar

"I know I’ve given the worst excuse…

I’m going to have to rain check as I’ve been bitten by a squirrel so 111 have advised me to go to a&e

Poor lad, he even screen shot it to send to a friend but accidentally sent it back to me! He clearly thought it was the most made up excuse

I actually had the bite on video- called him after and showed him the gashes in my finger and he then joined me in a&e for the afternoon! His friends were shocked it was a genuine excuse!"

That could only happen to you tbf X

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By *odka StormCouple
11 weeks ago

somewhere near you

My dogs not well !!

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By *oxyred9Couple
11 weeks ago

South Wales (Mr Devon mid-week)

My friend had a miscarriage and I need to make sure she's ok. Followed by a meet verification for the same day

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By *orphia2003 OP Woman
11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

"My friend had a miscarriage and I need to make sure she's ok. Followed by a meet verification for the same day

I had one of those. Cancelled for birthday brunch (which I'd paid for) approx 90 mins before meet. Claimed to have flu and been in bed all of previous day.(But somehow neglect to message me then).

Interestingly, verification showed from that evening, which confirmed she was fighting fit. (I knew the person they met)

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By *inkmeisterMan
11 weeks ago

Neath

You're lucky you're getting that far. I get ghosted after about 6 or 7 messages. Giving up with it all

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By *rick or treatCouple
11 weeks ago

land of the rising sun

Oh god I mrs had a few!!!

Im sorry I can't make it my goldfish has died, he then proceeded to show me a pic of where he buried it.

Or the time a guy couldn't leave the house right now as he hadn't finished his daily crossword

Oh and just to be fair s ive done it too I've given the excuse sorry I can't meet today my legs prefer to stay hairy lol yeah Im a class act at times lol

Needless to say there are some weird people about lol

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By *3xymamaWoman
11 weeks ago

...., Wales

"Oh god I mrs had a few!!!

Im sorry I can't make it my goldfish has died, he then proceeded to show me a pic of where he buried it.

Or the time a guy couldn't leave the house right now as he hadn't finished his daily crossword

Oh and just to be fair s ive done it too I've given the excuse sorry I can't meet today my legs prefer to stay hairy lol yeah Im a class act at times lol

Needless to say there are some weird people about lol"

I'm with you on the hairy legs thing.. although I have stuck a pair of thick hold-ups on to save doing my legs 😂

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By *hills2017Couple
11 weeks ago

Newport

ours seem very tame so far compared to most people but we are only chasing the ladies as bad as that sounds

so are making full use of our message filters

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By *3achyBWoman
11 weeks ago

Aberpennar

"Oh god I mrs had a few!!!

Im sorry I can't make it my goldfish has died, he then proceeded to show me a pic of where he buried it.

Or the time a guy couldn't leave the house right now as he hadn't finished his daily crossword

Oh and just to be fair s ive done it too I've given the excuse sorry I can't meet today my legs prefer to stay hairy lol yeah Im a class act at times lol

Needless to say there are some weird people about lol

I'm with you on the hairy legs thing.. although I have stuck a pair of thick hold-ups on to save doing my legs 😂"

& me

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By *rincessArielWoman
11 weeks ago

The bottom of the Ocean

Not really had any interesting excuses. If they've taken the time to actually tell me they can't make it I really appreciate it.

But I've had a few people stand me up.

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By *rincessArielWoman
11 weeks ago

The bottom of the Ocean

"Oh god I mrs had a few!!!

Im sorry I can't make it my goldfish has died, he then proceeded to show me a pic of where he buried it.

Or the time a guy couldn't leave the house right now as he hadn't finished his daily crossword

Oh and just to be fair s ive done it too I've given the excuse sorry I can't meet today my legs prefer to stay hairy lol yeah Im a class act at times lol

Needless to say there are some weird people about lol

I'm with you on the hairy legs thing.. although I have stuck a pair of thick hold-ups on to save doing my legs 😂

& me

Me too! 😂

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By *3achyBWoman
11 weeks ago

Aberpennar

I've had far more respect for the few who've simply said, I've changed my mind, because I've certainly done that & been honest X

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By *drian.Man
11 weeks ago

Pontypridd

Lucky I can't even get to chatting im over 56 which seems to be over the hill lol

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Had a corker earlier: 'need to postpone due to weather'. It's been pissing down for last month. Were you expecting a tsunami or a heatwave in Cardiff in February!!

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that is a fantastic one. Surely we all want a soaking if meeting a lady. And when it's crap out, being in bed fucking is perfect escape.

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By *orphia2003 OP Woman
11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

"Had a corker earlier: 'need to postpone due to weather'. It's been pissing down for last month. Were you expecting a tsunami or a heatwave in Cardiff in February!!

that is a fantastic one. Surely we all want a soaking if meeting a lady. And when it's crap out, being in bed fucking is perfect escape. "

Except we would have been in a pub, not a bed. This was a social meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Had a corker earlier: 'need to postpone due to weather'. It's been pissing down for last month. Were you expecting a tsunami or a heatwave in Cardiff in February!!

that is a fantastic one. Surely we all want a soaking if meeting a lady. And when it's crap out, being in bed fucking is perfect escape.

Except we would have been in a pub, not a bed. This was a social meet."
fair enough, still a reason to get out, make the most of any day. But I cycle commute and weather don't bother me

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By *orphia2003 OP Woman
11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Thanks everyone, some of them made me chuckle.

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By *oyo1972Man
11 weeks ago

Cardiff

I dropped my phone in the bath

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