FabSwingers.com forum: Dad jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut!

Let's hear your worse dad jokes and get people groaning

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By *unnyHoursMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

What did Zero say to Eight?

That belt looks good on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do naughty rainbows go?

Prism, it's a light sentence, but gives them time to reflect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you weight whales

At the whale way station

Here all week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you weigh pies?

Some where over rainbow.......

"Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie"

Here all week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new one

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By *atXXXMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I don't always tell dad jokes,

But when I do he laughs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has 5 toes but isn’t your foot?

My foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head…? CLIFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do donkeys get for lunch in Weston ??

Half an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head…? CLIFF

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Dug

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By *aygee246Man
over a year ago

S Lanarkshire

Whats black and white and eats like a horse?

A Zebra

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By *aygee246Man
over a year ago

S Lanarkshire

Whats blue and not very heavy.

light blue

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham(south)

What do you call a guy standing under a bridge.....?

Arch

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham(south)

What you call a guy with no hair standing under a bridge...?

Archibald

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By *illiam the BonkererMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

My wife; Have you seen the dog

bowl?

Me; I didn't know he could!

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By *gainagainMan
over a year ago

pontypridd

A horse walks into a pub. The barman looked up and said

"Hello, why the long face?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t trust stairs…they’re always up to something

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By *pace cowboy05Man
over a year ago

wales/london/ southwest

"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head…? CLIFF

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Dug"

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas

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By *he milf next doorWoman
over a year ago

bluebell woods

What do you call a man with no shin tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves?

Russell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine asked me for an innuendo…

…so I gave her one

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By *gainagainMan
over a year ago

pontypridd

"A friend of mine asked me for an innuendo…

…so I gave her one"

Why is the word innuendo such an innuendo?

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By *gainagainMan
over a year ago

pontypridd

A mathematician got a peanut stuck up his arse. He was OK though, he worked it out with a pencil.

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By *lean n CutMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Two fish in a tank...one says to other "do you know how to drive this" boom boom

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By *lix CoxMan
over a year ago

Trehafod

Santa clause goes to doctor and says I have a mince pie stuck up my arse. Doctor replies Oh I have cream for that.

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By *aygee246Man
over a year ago

S Lanarkshire

A man goes up to some baby goats and says "Hey kids, why the long faces".

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By *mjames00Man
over a year ago

Winterbourne

How do you ask a guy with no arms or legs, the time?

Got the time on yer, cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard about that guy making boats in his attic?

He told me sails are going through the roof

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By *ung ParliamentMan
over a year ago

Rhondda .

Best TIME to visit the DENTIST

TOOTH HURTY !

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By *gainagainMan
over a year ago

pontypridd

A blind man walked past a fishmonger and said "good morning ladies".

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By *tongoneMan
over a year ago

mountain ash

I tried to catch fog once.... Mist

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By *oveisintheHeirMan
over a year ago

North of Swansea

*See someone playing a crossword*

"seven-up's lemonade"

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