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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut!

Let's hear your worse dad jokes and get people groaning

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By *unnyHoursMan
23 weeks ago

Bridgend

What did Zero say to Eight?

That belt looks good on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Where do naughty rainbows go?

Prism, it's a light sentence, but gives them time to reflect.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Where do you weight whales

At the whale way station

Here all week!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Where do you weigh pies?

Some where over rainbow.......

"Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie"

Here all week!

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By *ean100Man
23 weeks ago

Valleys

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new one

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By *atXXXMan
23 weeks ago

Caerphilly

I don't always tell dad jokes,

But when I do he laughs...

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By *ean100Man
23 weeks ago

Valleys

What has 5 toes but isn’t your foot?

My foot

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head…? CLIFF

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By *illie HardigainMan
23 weeks ago

Newport/Cardiff

What do donkeys get for lunch in Weston ??

Half an hour

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By *illie HardigainMan
23 weeks ago

Newport/Cardiff

[Removed by poster at 03/10/24 08:14:00]

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
23 weeks ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head…? CLIFF

"

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Dug

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By *aygee246Man
23 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

Whats black and white and eats like a horse?

A Zebra

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By *aygee246Man
23 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

Whats blue and not very heavy.

light blue

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By *ORDERMANMan
23 weeks ago

wrexham

What do you call a guy standing under a bridge.....?

Arch

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By *ORDERMANMan
23 weeks ago

wrexham

What you call a guy with no hair standing under a bridge...?

Archibald

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By *illiam the BonkererMan
23 weeks ago

Bridgend and West Midlands

My wife; Have you seen the dog

bowl?

Me; I didn't know he could!

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By *gainagainMan
23 weeks ago

pontypridd

A horse walks into a pub. The barman looked up and said

"Hello, why the long face?"

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I don’t trust stairs…they’re always up to something

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By *ommy2125Man
23 weeks ago

newport


"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head…? CLIFF

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Dug"

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
23 weeks ago

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What do you call a man with no shin tony

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By *lackwoodGentMan
23 weeks ago

Pontllanfraith

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves?

Russell

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
23 weeks ago

Wales/ All over UK

A friend of mine asked me for an innuendo…

…so I gave her one

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By *gainagainMan
23 weeks ago

pontypridd


"A friend of mine asked me for an innuendo…

…so I gave her one"

Why is the word innuendo such an innuendo?

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By *gainagainMan
23 weeks ago

pontypridd

A mathematician got a peanut stuck up his arse. He was OK though, he worked it out with a pencil.

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By *ireblade16Man
23 weeks ago

Sheffield

Two fish in a tank...one says to other "do you know how to drive this" boom boom

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By *lix CoxMan
23 weeks ago

Porth

Santa clause goes to doctor and says I have a mince pie stuck up my arse. Doctor replies Oh I have cream for that.

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By *aygee246Man
18 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

A man goes up to some baby goats and says "Hey kids, why the long faces".

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By *mjames00Man
18 weeks ago

Winterbourne

How do you ask a guy with no arms or legs, the time?

Got the time on yer, cock?

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By *untime69999Man
18 weeks ago

gwent

Heard about that guy making boats in his attic?

He told me sails are going through the roof

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By *ung ParliamentMan
18 weeks ago

Rhondda .

Best TIME to visit the DENTIST

TOOTH HURTY !

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By *gainagainMan
18 weeks ago

pontypridd

A blind man walked past a fishmonger and said "good morning ladies".

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By *tongoneMan
18 weeks ago

mountain ash

I tried to catch fog once.... Mist

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By *nglishinthevalleyMan
18 weeks ago

Swansea

*See someone playing a crossword*

"seven-up's lemonade"

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