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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you hear about the cross eyed circumsizer, he got the sack

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane


"Did you hear about the cross eyed circumsizer, he got the sack"
nothing to add but your joke made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's better than eating a mandarin?

Eating Amanda out lol

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By *olden McGroinMan
over a year ago

swansea

I Invented the windowsill. I'm basically a bit of a ledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What does a short sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a man with a two inch dick.?.Justin ??

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane


"What does a short sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose!

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that’s really bad but funny

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By *utty200Couple
over a year ago

Aberdare

Hate it when women open their eyes during sex , usually means they're waking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My innocence died the day I realised Santa's cum tasted the same as my uncle's

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By *utty200Couple
over a year ago

Aberdare

Our local asda has a special on , he's collecting trolleys today

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

I went to the ballet for the first time yesterday, and saw all the ladies dancing on their tiptoes....why don't they just hire taller girls?

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By * Very Naughty BoyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

What part of a vegetable can't you eat?

The wheelchair.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham(south)

What's postman pat called when he's made redundant...?

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Pat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just found out my grandad is addicted to viagra. No one took it as hard as my grandmother.

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By *hubby11977Man
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I got stung by a bee the other day, the bee charged me £20 for a jar of honey

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By *attoodchapMan
over a year ago

Swansea

I went for a prostate exam the other day and the Doctor said "Don't get an erection Tony" I said "my name is John" He said "I know, I'm Tony"!

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By *un Time FreddieMan
over a year ago

Neath

Man to woman: how much does a polar bear weigh?

Woman: I don’t know.

Man: neither do I but it breaks the ice!!

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By *attoodchapMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Next door kept accusing me of stealing her underwear from the washing line. The police knocked my door and I almost shat her knickers!

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By *ogerBottomsMan
over a year ago

Aberdare

I asked the doctor if he had something for wind. He gave me a kite.

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By *aarv80Man
over a year ago

Crumlin

Stationery store relocates

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By *uncouple153Couple
over a year ago

Abergavenny

2 men walking round a graveyard with looking worried and anxious.

I asked "are you okay"

They replied "yes. We have just lost the plot"

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

I had a Police interview today. Didn't get the job, I answered all the questions with " No comment" out of habit!

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By *en.dover7979Man
over a year ago

Pontypool

What do you call a alligator in a vest??

An investigator

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By *heWelshCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

I have to tell my girlfriend I am not into her fetishes But first, I gotta get some shit off my chest

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By *inalfantasy69Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

How can you tell your sister is on the blob?

You can taste the blood on your dad’s cock.

Doh!

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By *gainagainMan
over a year ago

pontypridd

Is aural sex listening to people fucking?

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By *elshy44Man
over a year ago

rct

Bloke rings into work to tell boss hebis sick, boss asks how sick is he...guy replies.... well im in bed shagging my mother

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By *elshy44Man
over a year ago

rct

Did your hear the one about the lesbian twin sisters, not identical but they both sure do lick-a-like

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By *iss 69Woman
over a year ago

SWANSEA

What's the difference between 2 hedgehog on the road and 2 police men in a car

The bigger pricks are on the inside

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By *onesyf50Man
over a year ago

mid wales

Why did princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What does the robot do after sex?

He nuts and bolts

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham(south)

A prominent London solicitor calls one afternoon on one of his clients a very high profile Art collector and gallery owner, asking to speak with him.

Nice to see you again says the art collector how can I help you..?

Well says the solicitor I've some good news and bad news for you, seeing as I've had a bad morning give me the good news replied the art collector.

Well I met with your wife this morning and she informed me that for an outlay of £5,000 she has obtained a couple of pictures that could give a return of anything between £10-£15 million, and having seen the pictures I believe she's right.

Holy cow says the art dealer she a great business woman and I knew she had a great eye for art..

I reckon I'm in a good mood to recieve the bad news now...

Well says the solicitor the pictures are of you and your secretary.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane


"Why did princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt "

not funny

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Funnier than some of the others!!!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been told my sex life is like a box of cereal... honey nut cheerios to be precise

(Not true at all haha)

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By *lessing2016Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Hate it when women open their eyes during sex , usually means they're waking up "

Christ this is a bit on the nose

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By *lessing2016Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Stationery store relocates"

Best one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

Gagged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex girlfriend said I was like a panda ,Eats ,shoots,and leaves.

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By *otyouraverageguyMan
over a year ago

n wales & west mids

A man walked into a bar.....

.... Ouch

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By *gainagainMan
over a year ago

pontypridd

The woman in the shop asked if I'd got a store card, I said no, but I once got a swan pretty excited!

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By *cgheeMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexia Association

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