I was out hiking a while back, and saw a town in the valley below, so I went down looking for a pub.
When I found one, I went in, and made my way to the bar.
As I got there, I fished around in my pockets, and finally realised I had left my wallet at home.
I looked at the barmaid, and said "Sorry, I don't have any money, but if I tell a joke, could I have a drink?"
She looked at me, and said "Sure, but it better be funny!"
So I launched into my joke... "There was this woman..."
"Whoa! Hold on sunshine!" said the barmaid, "Is this going to be a joke taking the piss out of women?"
"Is there a problem?" I asked.
"Well, see that woman over there, she's seven-time world karate champion" said the Barmaid, "And see that woman over there, she beat up three guys in here last week just for looking at her!" and she continued round the bar, pointing out a total of seven women who were all ass-kicking hard bitches to some degree.
"Now," she said, "do you really want to tell that joke?"
"Nah" I replied.
"What, you scared?" She asked.
"Nope," said I, "I just dont want to have to explain the punchline seven times!".  |
My mates wife left him on Friday. She said she was going for a pint of milk, he hasn't seen her since... I asked him, how are you coping?.... He said "not too bad, been using that powdered stuff!"
