FabSwingers.com forum: Best excuse for missing a meet.

By *artha_CD OP TV/TS
over a year ago

St Mellons, Cardiff

I had an excuse today for someone not making meet due to the person in question being involved in a road accident and breaking his arm as a result. Sounds like massive porky pie to me. What other reasons have forum readers been given? By the way it’s not the first time that I have gotten this excuse. I have been driving over 40 years and I have had five accidents in all that time. I wonder what the odds would be if I happened to be driving to a meet and was involved in a bump?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I’m quite sure they could send a pic as proof. Arrange to meet for a coffee and you’ll see if he’s genuine or not.

Genuine reasons for missing a meet-

Guy was hospitalised with shingles - I did go to meet him once he was out of hospital

Guy put his back out moving stuff at work - again genuine I’ve now known this guy for 12 years.

One guy blamed the weather, it was chucking it down to be fair.

Another said he had a firework through a window in his car

I rarely cancel a meet but I have had to do due to kids being ill, I’ve had a flare up with my diverticulitis, car problems, etc. Don’t write someone off just because they’ve cancelled. Some people are worth a second chance.

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By *xhibitionisticvoyeurMan
over a year ago

Wrexham.chester.oswerstry

I had a lady once say she couldn't be arsed any more. To be fair I think she was telling the truth.

Did wonders for my self esteem that day

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By *orestguy28Man
over a year ago

Glos

"I had an excuse today for someone not making meet due to the person in question being involved in a road accident and breaking his arm as a result. Sounds like massive porky pie to me. What other reasons have forum readers been given? By the way it’s not the first time that I have gotten this excuse. I have been driving over 40 years and I have had five accidents in all that time. I wonder what the odds would be if I happened to be driving to a meet and was involved in a bump?"

Assuming you asked if the said person was ok after being involved in an accident? It does happen - for real.

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By *umandshareUSCouple
over a year ago

neath

Guy parked outside the house messaged and said they don't like our vibe ? Drove over 40 mins to get to us an then decided he didn't like our vibe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My goldfishes auntie died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to cancel a meet before because my bathroom leaked through my kitchen ceiling - got blocked real quick for that one haha

Best I've had given to me was something about their star sign and they shouldn't meet new people at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one was your too experienced it put me off your vibe

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By *aigressMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

That's one hell of a vibrator

To be fair.. im no prude but if it is soo big I could see it from outside your house..

I might duck out too

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By *oiluvfunMan
3 weeks ago

Penrith

Friday’s ghosted then cancelled meet was because she had damaged her back on a roller coaster at Alton Towers, and she couldn’t message me because the Alton Towers wifi blocked Fab……..

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By *ove to tasteMan
3 weeks ago

swansea

I was driving once, so excited and horny , I cum in my pants, thought about cancelling, didnt and wow what a meet

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By *irtywildsideMan
3 weeks ago

Barry

Several years ago I arranged a meet with a lady who messaged me an hour before we had planned for me to pick her up to say…….”.I’ve just had my driveway painted but they painted around the whole house so I am trapped inside and can’t get out”

Top that

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By *orphia2003Woman
3 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I've had some interesting ones:

Positive COVID test, but verification received from gangbang same night.

Due to meet couple. He messaged 30 mins prior to arrival to say wife was stuck at work and would join us later. I told him that they should arrive together or not at all. They didn't show. Several days later, get message from wife apologising, and staying she knew nothing about the meet, as she was on holidays in Greece at the time. Seems she had stumbled across message in sent file, he'd forgot to delete.

No show. Message next day explaining he was stuck at work and phoned ran out of battery. Asked to meet again. Claimed to be available most of time. Unable to make any of 5 days suggested. Another batch of dates provided, he was apparently ' going to check his schedule today'. That was 10 days ago.

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
3 weeks ago

All over the place

"Guy parked outside the house messaged and said they don't like our vibe ? Drove over 40 mins to get to us an then decided he didn't like our vibe

Sheesh what do you have in the garden? Lol

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By *susMan
3 weeks ago

Caerleon

Spent all day chatting to a lady making plans and getting each other exited. Managed to get an early finish from work and headed on over. Knocked the door to be greated by said lady only for her to say we haven't arranged to meet. The entire conversation from that day was arranging to meet, what time, what we would do and her address. Spent the next 20 mins in the car reading through the messages very confused and to this day non the wiser.

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By *ee6969123Man
3 weeks ago

valleys

"Guy parked outside the house messaged and said they don't like our vibe ? Drove over 40 mins to get to us a then decided he didn't like our vibe

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. What a mug

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By *anza2024Man
3 weeks ago

"Spent all day chatting to a lady making plans and getting each other exited. Managed to get an early finish from work and headed on over. Knocked the door to be greated by said lady only for her to say we haven't arranged to meet. The entire conversation from that day was arranging to meet, what time, what we would do and her address. Spent the next 20 mins in the car reading through the messages very confused and to this day non the wiser."

Sounds like she was either on the wind up or somebody has set her up

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By *ove to tasteMan
3 weeks ago

swansea

Vibe or not, still should come to see you and at chat

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By *issSexyBootsTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Cardiff

I had a couple once that when I arrived at the hotel and knocked on their room door, there was no one there. After several more knocks a grumpy looking bloke answered and was a bit shocked to see me in leather dress and boots, only to find out I was at the wrong Premier Inn!

Felt a bit silly so left rather swiftly lol xxx

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By *anza2024Man
3 weeks ago

I've had

Dropped my phone in the bath

She's just come on

Sorry just had visitors arrive

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By *ugs44Woman
3 weeks ago

Swansea

lol

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By *alcon43Woman
6 days ago

Paisley

"Guy parked outside the house messaged and said they don't like our vibe ? Drove over 40 mins to get to us an then decided he didn't like our vibe

I’ve done that too. The garden was overgrown and the place looked neglected. I’d hate to see what the inside looked like. I didn’t wait to find out.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
6 days ago

Newport

I've not been stood up, so I can't offer any excuses given. Yet I felt the need to share my success on here.

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By *inx300Woman
5 days ago

SWANSEA

Arranged to meet at a public place, I arrived and was on video call to the guy as he was on his way. Changed his mind mid call as it was too public. He'd suggested the place 🤣🤣🤣

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By *onkey 2023Man
5 days ago

Cross Hands

"Arranged to meet at a public place, I arrived and was on video call to the guy as he was on his way. Changed his mind mid call as it was too public. He'd suggested the place 🤣🤣🤣"

That’s an obvious MARRIED…lol.

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By *odka StormCouple
5 days ago

somewhere near you

He said " my dog just died and I'm too upset "

Mmm did it tho.....methinks not !!

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By *oxyred9Couple
5 days ago

South Wales (Mr Plymouth mid week)

We had one that messaged to say her friend had a miscarriage so she was going to spend time there... she spent most of that night on fab

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By *apermanMan
5 days ago

Merthyr

I was given wrong house deliberately which is quite embarrassing

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By *r sugarandspiceMan
5 days ago

Wales

"Guy parked outside the house messaged and said they don't like our vibe ? Drove over 40 mins to get to us an then decided he didn't like our vibe

That sounds like me due to wanting £££ to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
5 days ago

I've alway turned up for meets. Two weeks ago I quickly arranged a late evening meet with a guy just 1 mile drive from me. Got myself dressed up, full makeup, perfume etc, messaged the guy and said be with you in 10 minutes. Looked for my car keys and remembered they were on the table in a room that my father was sleeping in. No way could I risk going in to retrieve them. Had to message the guy and cancel the meet. That was so embarrassing.

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By *aughtyintownMan
4 days ago

Newport

Driving to a meet on a dual carriageway i got trapped in traffic behind an accident.

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By *unnybunsWoman
4 days ago

Between here and over there

Wtffff did I just read

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By *heltFun2Man
3 days ago

Cheltenham

It was 10pm and they had just had a shower & it was too late at night to meet … ( this was after messaging me for 2 hours slowly time wasting )

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By *anza2024Man
3 days ago

"I was given wrong house deliberately which is quite embarrassing

Always have the Facebook Marketplace excuse for when this happens, saves explaining that you have driven to have sex with somebody you have never met!!

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By *apermanMan
3 days ago

Merthyr

"I was given wrong house deliberately which is quite embarrassing

Always have the Facebook Marketplace excuse for when this happens, saves explaining that you have driven to have sex with somebody you have never met!! "

I did make up buying something excuse but was 20+ miles from my house to meet i was fuming

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