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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am so hungry I could eat a scabby horse......thank god Tesco heard me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger....so I had £5 each way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a burger from Tesco last night ...I got rushed into hospital[lucky my condition is stable]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iceland have confirmed that no horse meat has been found in their products. Alarmingly though, 100% horse DNA has been found in new face of Iceland Stacey Soloman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was shocked to learn that there is horse meat in IKEA's meatballs.

It's almost made me want to stop taking my family to a furniture store for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two horses standing in a field. One turns to the other and says,

'Here, watch this, when the blind farmer walks past I'm going to moo at him for a laugh'

And that's how the horse meat scandal started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what all the fuss is about. I've been eating horse for 20 years.

Mostly clitorhorse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently they're thinking about remaking the film 'The Horse Whisperer'.

It's going to be two hours of Robert Redford talking to a Findus lasagne.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a cow gos into a pub the barman says "why the long face"...the cow replies "bloddy illegal ingredients over her stealing our jobs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love drinking red rum but eating him !! leave it out !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so there been horse meat found in ikea meat balls, theyll be finding real wood in their funiture next

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tesco have taken off fisherman pies off there shelves ...as it may contain seahorse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco have new burgers in stock with no added salt or shergar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently there's been horse milk found in tesco cheese , it's called maskapony cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tesco selling off burgers along with cheap petrol.

the offer is called 'only fuel and horses'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you think tescos burgers were bad have you tried asdas quarter pandas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doctor told me to watch what what i eat so im going to cheltenham races

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Primark are the latest retailer to be affected by the horsemeat scandle, reports of camel toe's in their leggings x babom lol its the way i tell um xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tesco have tried zebra and beef but had to take off the shelves ....it had problems with the checkout with the barcodes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following the horsemeat scandal, BMW have reassured customers their products still contain 100% cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just re-read the story and it doesn't say there's horsemeat in burgers, just DNA. It could just be horse semen, so calm down, everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

low in salt....

high in shergar....

you have to be avove a certain age to get this one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing new about the horse meat scandal and tesco.lester piggot was doing it for a long time,but in the end got half a ear for it pmsl

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By *ack_greenfinchMan
over a year ago

bristol

Just keep trotting them out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just keep trotting them out"
this thread is like trying to flog a dead horse

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By *ack_greenfinchMan
over a year ago

bristol

Difficult to rein people in once they get started.

I guess we're all just saddled with it now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

anyone for a burger?....yea or nay

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