FabSwingers.com forum: Alternative meanings

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Spotted these in another forum...

Thought these might be useful for new swingers and forum posters;

Swinger = not a single male

BBW = Big Birds Woman

BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation

FB = Facebook

FWB = Friends Want Beer

Single Male = pond scum

Successful Single Male = cocky fucker

Single Female = choosey fucker

Couple = meets once every 18 months

Single bi-female = rocking horse shit

Meet = at least 40% horse

Social meet = frustrated male

Genuine = I'm not an axe murder

Professional = I earn over £50k so no chavs

Discrete = dyslexic

Must be clean = I don't like cheese or sea food

Block Button = Emperor Ming has nothing on me...

Verification = look who I fucked!!

MFM = very happy lady

MMFM = very greedy lady

FMF = blokes wet dream

FFFFFM = Martins birthday!

MMMMMMF = is that you Jayne?

Bi-male = just halved his chance of a meet

Straight male = but I'll suck TV cock if no one’s looking

TV = easily turned on

CD = angry person in funny clothes

Forumite = a kind of mild acid that annoys new posters

Experienced = fucked everything

Not Hardened Swingers = OMG! Is that a cock?!

Soft Swingers = sorry, this has never happened before..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very very funny

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao Mart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spotted these in another forum...

Thought these might be useful for new swingers and forum posters;

Swinger = not a single male

BBW = Big Birds Woman

BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation

FB = Facebook

FWB = Friends Want Beer

Single Male = pond scum

Successful Single Male = cocky fucker

Single Female = choosey fucker

Couple = meets once every 18 months

Single bi-female = rocking horse shit

Meet = at least 40% horse

Social meet = frustrated male

Genuine = I'm not an axe murder

Professional = I earn over £50k so no chavs

Discrete = dyslexic

Must be clean = I don't like cheese or sea food

Block Button = Emperor Ming has nothing on me...

Verification = look who I fucked!!

MFM = very happy lady

MMFM = very greedy lady

FMF = blokes wet dream

FFFFFM = Martins birthday!

MMMMMMF = is that you Jayne?

Bi-male = just halved his chance of a meet

Straight male = but I'll suck TV cock if no one’s looking

TV = easily turned on

CD = angry person in funny clothes

Forumite = a kind of mild acid that annoys new posters

Experienced = fucked everything

Not Hardened Swingers = OMG! Is that a cock?!

Soft Swingers = sorry, this has never happened before..

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This really did make me LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a smile on my face

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By *appy campersCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Hilarious! Just looking through our profile to see which ones apply to us! Hehe...You are a funny kinda guy Mart!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"Hilarious! Just looking through our profile to see which ones apply to us! Hehe...You are a funny kinda guy Mart!

xx"

Remember, although I did edit it slightly, I cant claim it as my own, I did say I... er., borrowed it from another thread lol!

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