FabSwingers.com forum: You know you live with a swinger when...

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

... you wake her up to get ready for a "do", ask her if she wants anything, and her reply is "sex!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You both walk around tesco trying to guess shoppers fav sexual position x

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"You both walk around tesco trying to guess shoppers fav sexual position x"

or if they swingers

(susie)

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

if you make excuses not to go to a vanilla party because you arranged to go to a swingersparty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got to remember to take all the kinky undes off the radiators before the kids come round for Sunday lunch, or suffer the disapproving looks when you realise you forgot ooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing the "would you?" game in really inappropriate places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You both walk around tesco trying to guess shoppers fav sexual position x

or if they swingers

(susie)"
You recognise people in tesco and asda that you have swung with.lol.when out with family and have to quickly make an excuse of how you know them

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Sitting in the pub spotting the swingers waiting or meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You both walk around tesco trying to guess shoppers fav sexual position x

or if they swingers

(susie)You recognise people in tesco and asda that you have swung with.lol.when out with family and have to quickly make an excuse of how you know them

Thats always a very funny one lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting in the pub spotting the swingers waiting or meeting

Services along the M4 always good or that, bumped into several peope that way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You both walk around tesco trying to guess shoppers fav sexual position x

or if they swingers

(susie)You recognise people in tesco and asda that you have swung with.lol.when out with family and have to quickly make an excuse of how you know them

Thats always a very funny one lol x"
I waiting to be sitting in work next in a meeting and finding one there.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You always have chewing gum in your glove box

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By *ickiemintMan
over a year ago

Somewhere NW London

There's a message on your phone to say 'change of plans...' LOL. Rich

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Sitting in pub looking at the who is near you feature and when its says within half a mile you start scanning the pub to see if u can spot them lol

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By *appy campersCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Telling the teenage kids you are going to meet some friends...then they ask 'who'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Telling the teenage kids you are going to meet some friends...then they ask 'who'? "

Lol or your family over the Indian on a sun dinner time asking what you got up to last night and why was you in Swansea L who did you meet?lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

You come home from work early to find your OH in a compromising position with the milkman...

You take a couple of pics with your phone, ask him if he remembered to bring yoghurts, then go make yourself a sarnie and log onto fab...

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

you buy condoms even tho hubby had the snip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He says "but she's not sexier than you love"

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

you spend more time on FAB than Fb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you spend more time on FAB than Fb"

When you slip up in front of others referring to facebook as Fab, ooooh the strange looks lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you spend more time on FAB than Fb

When you slip up in front of others referring to facebook as Fab, ooooh the strange looks lol x"

You think fifty shades of grey is a mills and boons love story not an erotic tale of bdsm.lol.you write poppy after a post you put on your face book wall or an e mail in work but just manage to correct it before you send it.lolxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you buy condoms even tho hubby had the snip

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Very true .your at the supermarket with said purchase in your trolley bump into family and friends and you can see them looking at said condoms and wondering why you are purchasing them.lol.cx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man in b and q is wondering what you do with all this rope and chains and why do you need so many types?lol

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"The man in b and q is wondering what you do with all this rope and chains and why do you need so many types?lol

and about your way you 'try' cane out...well we not sticking them in the garden or plantpots

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

you own a riding crop but no horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting in pub looking at the who is near you feature and when its says within half a mile you start scanning the pub to see if u can spot them lol"

LMAO!!

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Sitting in pub looking at the who is near you feature and when its says within half a mile you start scanning the pub to see if u can spot them lol

LMAO!!

was really funny .

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By *otlistcplCouple
over a year ago

Newport

"you spend more time on FAB than Fb

When you slip up in front of others referring to facebook as Fab, ooooh the strange looks lol x

Whoops we thought we were the only ones who did that lol

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

your holiday pics are of the airport+beach only....because you went to a swingers-resort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you own a riding crop but no horse

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That's me a whole selection and I have no horse.but I do ride pretty well so I am tild

Lolxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You own a speculum but are not gynaecologist or a gp.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have more sexy underwear and kinky wear than work wear or casual wear.lol.and more uniforms than you know what o do with.lol.

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"You have more sexy underwear and kinky wear than work wear or casual wear.lol.and more uniforms than you know what o do with.lol.

i thought the same

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

Love this post, keep em coming, least am not the only one with the "guess who game in public", lol.

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

you tell your vanilla friends you can't meet them this week-end but you would love to see them next week-end(because you know mother nature is calling+keep those times for the vanilla friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you tell your vanilla friends you can't meet them this week-end but you would love to see them next week-end(because you know mother nature is calling+keep those times for the vanilla friends

luv it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you tell your vanilla friends you can't meet them this week-end but you would love to see them next week-end(because you know mother nature is calling+keep those times for the vanilla friends

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My god that's sooooooooo me .hate to waste a good shagging weekend on vanilla friends.you begin to realise when out with said vanilla friends you attract a lot of attention and don't know why? Is it from all the people in the pub with who's near app guessing your a swinger or is it that you are so relaxed flirting with the opposite sex that nothing bothers you anymore.lol.bad poppyxxp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have been rumbled a few times by wanna be swingers. they know the signs but too scared to let themselves have some fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you knbow you're a swinger when .all furnature has the shag test first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you vax your carpet as often as you Hoover it from all the heavy gushers out there.lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When fisting gel,condoms,poppers ,lube,and toys are your main outgoings per month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you vax your carpet as often as you Hoover it from all the heavy gushers out there.lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have more fab friends than face book ones .lol.and you know more of your fab friends personally than your Facebook ones.lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to the glory hole does not mean the same thing as it meant in your grandads day .lol.

And neither does toy shopping.lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When fisting gel,condoms,poppers ,lube,and toys are your main outgoings per month

Xx"

Naughty poppy!!!!!!! X

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By *otheredWoman
over a year ago

country ville

When your teenagers mates call you by your fab name and your teenager doesnt correct them lol

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

when you grin wickedly @ each other on seeing a van with:D.P plumbing printed on it

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

When you end up in an FFFFFM on your burpday in a club..... and it takes you a while to realise that your significant other wasn't one of the F's!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you grin wickedly at each other when you have swung with the dishy youn guy that's serving you in the shop.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your neighbours turn up at your swinging party cos it was more fun than your vanilla new years eve one even if it is to check out that no one got killed cos they heated a scream .lol.why they dressed all kinky then?loll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the top discounts you get are at the sex shop cos you buy so many toys and fetish equipment there.also they know your name.poppy

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

When you remember someone's naked pic but not their name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you grin wickedly @ each other on seeing a van with:D.P plumbing printed on it

Lolol we giggle everytime we see the Dorothy Perkins DP sign x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When baking a cream pie has a totally different meaning to what your mum meant.lol.

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

When you are asked if you going on a meet.

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

When you see a bottle of alcohol with a raffle ticket attached to it.

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

when your satnav in 'recents' shows swingerclub adresses.....and your petrol budget has gone up due to your 'traveling'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when your being chased by boy racers at ya local dogging site lol

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By *mma PeteCouple
over a year ago

South Wales Valleys

When you see the door man at the local hotel and he gives you a naughty wink, because he knows what you got up to on the weekend! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or when the local hotel rings ya and says did ya leave your box of tricks etc., in the room when u had it during the daytime lol

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By *emo and HollyCouple
over a year ago

neath

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By *emo and HollyCouple
over a year ago

neath

When hotel reception staff knock on your door at 3am and ask you to be quiet, or two of you will be asked to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when your satnav in 'recents' shows swingerclub adresses.....and your petrol budget has gone up due to your 'traveling'"
lol.and you have to delete your last journeys as your best vanilla friend wants to borrow your sat nav for the weekend .

god forbid they think the lodge is a hotel you go to and turn up there for the night.lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when u look at ppl in hotels and wonder if they are on a shag meet or just on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your ready for bed by 6pm on a sunday, after snoozing the afternoon away on the sofa............

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

You assess the suitability of hotels by how easy it is to get more than a couple of guests to your room and if you can acquire extra towels easily - either by asking or by 'walking' past the chambermaids trolley a couple of times...

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

THANK YOU OP for this brilliant forumthreat ........great to find out 'we not the only ones who______'

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"You assess the suitability of hotels by how easy it is to get more than a couple of guests to your room and if you can acquire extra towels easily - either by asking or by 'walking' past the chambermaids trolley a couple of times...

so its you who pinches the towels off my trolley

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By *onnlynCouple
over a year ago

Neath

"your ready for bed by 6pm on a sunday, after snoozing the afternoon away on the sofa............

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

so its you who pinches the towels off my trolley

But I dint nick them! They're only borrowed for the duration then I try and drop them back in a laundry bag (instead of leaving large amounts of wet towels in a room I've checked out of by 6pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you hand your mobile to someone at a family do so they can use the camera and suddenly freezing in horror as you remember you used said phone to take pics of a group meet the night before guuulp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you hand your mobile to someone at a family do so they can use the camera and suddenly freezing in horror as you remember you used said phone to take pics of a group meet the night before guuulp"
mmmmmmm we been there.also you have to have one clean i pad and one swinging i pad and can't mix them up and lend them to your family.also have to remember to use seperate memory cards i your camera for meets.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

so its you who pinches the towels off my trolley

But I dint nick them! They're only borrowed for the duration then I try and drop them back in a laundry bag (instead of leaving large amounts of wet towels in a room I've checked out of by 6pm

6pm wow just a quickie then lol

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

nearly done that ..almost gave my phone to my 6yr old so she could look at pictures ..suddenly remembered last used to take pics of my sub in compromising situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find yourself changing cloths in the car because your teenage daughters are looking what your wearing!

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

When your mates in the pub say that you haven't been out in aaaages - and you just grin knowing what you've been doing ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your mates in the pub say that you haven't been out in aaaages - and you just grin knowing what you've been doing ..."

Have so been there lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see a sock on the bedroom doorknob when the husband is in the pub.

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"When your mates in the pub say that you haven't been out in aaaages - and you just grin knowing what you've been doing ...

Have so been there lol x"

(susie)

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By *erryandSailorCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

when you find a condom under the sofa in your bedroom, when you find a pair of womens knickers under your bed that are not yours and when someone has taken your socks and left an inferior pair after a party

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

When you are described by others at a vanilla night out as a "quiet, normal" couple, and you both look at each other and laugh!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

When you are such a good customer at an "adult" shop that you are on first name terms with the owner, and you get emails about how they got new pervy shoes in, and thought Jayne would like them lol!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

so its you who pinches the towels off my trolley

But I dint nick them! They're only borrowed for the duration then I try and drop them back in a laundry bag (instead of leaving large amounts of wet towels in a room I've checked out of by 6pm

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6pm wow just a quickie then lol"

Well... Since one of the other signs of a swinger is having loyalty cards for all your local hotels so you get free early check in and have been there since 11am...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your mates in the pub say that you haven't been out in aaaages - and you just grin knowing what you've been doing ...

Have so been there lol x"
and us they think we are soooooo loved up they told us to socialise more its no good just being a twosome.ohhhhhh how I wanted to say twosome very rare we just a twosome.lol.bad poppyx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you find a condom under the sofa in your bedroom, when you find a pair of womens knickers under your bed that are not yours and when someone has taken your socks and left an inferior pair after a party"
when you miss a condom in a quick clean up and have to step on it to hide it from your mum as she drops the dog back off.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are such a good customer at an "adult" shop that you are on first name terms with the owner, and you get emails about how they got new pervy shoes in, and thought Jayne would like them lol!

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yes lolYou get discount tooo and a loyalty card .bogof offers .lolxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are such a good customer at an "adult" shop that you are on first name terms with the owner, and you get emails about how they got new pervy shoes in, and thought Jayne would like them lol!

yes lolYou get discount tooo and a loyalty card .bogof offers .lolxx

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they offer to film you for free with said purchases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so its you who pinches the towels off my trolley

and its me collecting the dirty linen.to be cleaned .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so its you who pinches the towels off my trolley

and its me collecting the dirty linen.to be cleaned . Whe;-)"
when every days a swinging day .lol.or you have particular nights as meet nights.yummy.

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over a year ago

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

FOR KINKSTERS:...when you use 'i' + sign your name in small letters in vanilla life,too because you spend so much time in slave/sub role

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your in work and a colleague starts telling you he's sure hos neighbours are swingers and when you ask how he knows or why that is ? Lol.he says you can tell cant you .lol.knowing full well he doesn't know what you get up to and when you say you have friends around to night foe a meal .the only eating your doing is eating each other out or munching on their naughty bits.lol.makes me smile people in work really dont know who are swingers and who aren't.i even asked where he lived just do I would know if they contacted me.lol.

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

When you out and about, and the comment "Mmm, she's got great legs/bum/boobs" could come from either of you lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you out and about, and the comment "Mmm, she's got great legs/bum/boobs" could come from either of you lol!

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Lol indeed .poppyxx

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