FabSwingers.com forum: Unwritten rules of fabclub

By *3xymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I was just reading this in the lounge. So funny but so true in many cases. One reply was:

Men - always take pictures over the toilet... by the toilet ,anywhere near the shite gobbler and it's automatically extra appealing.

Let's see what us Welshies can come up with

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Obviously all cock shots must be alongside a sky remote, deodorant can or can of Monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In order to get a good dick pick it has to be gripped so hard at the base that it cuts off the blood supply and looks shiny AF x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the gallery pics are of the dick, different angles and shading, because we only ever want to see the cock, gets us so horny

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

To make they cock look bigger some guys push down so hard on their pubic bone that their balls are touching their butthole

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Use of mini sky remotes makes their todger look huge

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By *ilady RoseWoman
over a year ago

Merthyr Vale

Guys ... Getting a fuck on fab is easy. Most women here are turned on by the phrase "wow, you look amazing, I'd love to lick your pussy out" and will instantly arrange to meet anyone with a black silhouette pic. It's as simple as that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stating how hot it would be to leave your cum dripping in me, without even a hello or picture

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By *unnybunsWoman
over a year ago

Between here and over there

Messages stating hey how are you. That’s it ! Totally pi$$es me off

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By *heoriginalCJMan
over a year ago

mystic valley

Being messaged "your cock looks lush, can I suck it?"

By a straight guy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instantly forgetting how to have a normal conversation as soon as you log into fab

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By *laytonAMan
over a year ago

Newport

To stand out on Fab as a male you must have a profile name consisting of your penis size and a male name. E.g. Billy10incher both of these must be complete nonsense and you must have the personality of a salad.

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By *ikeybr0Man
over a year ago

Newport

Begin with a message that just says ‘hi’ and if they delete, keep sending them until you either get a response or get blocked, ladies love to feel wanted & will play hard to get.

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By *urvywelshcougarWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Begin with a message that just says ‘hi’ and if they delete, keep sending them until you either get a response or get blocked, ladies love to feel wanted & will play hard to get. "

One of my favs lol

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By *ikeybr0Man
over a year ago

Newport

"Begin with a message that just says ‘hi’ and if they delete, keep sending them until you either get a response or get blocked, ladies love to feel wanted & will play hard to get.

One of my favs lol

Hey ??

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Love the 23pics of your willy ..

Yawn ?? boreing

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By *efByOrgasmsMan
over a year ago

Heads of the Valleys

"Being messaged "your cock looks lush, can I suck it?"

By a straight guy !"

I always reply are you bi on the sly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one saying I'd love you on your knees while I piss all over you.. Hmm I was so impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad I haven't posted pics of my cock as I can't hold a can and my cock in the same hand

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By *orthMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Post a picture of your smashed pasty in 20 different pics and complain when you get compliments or a dick pic sent your way

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By *uriouscouple30Couple
over a year ago

Torfaen

Haha the toilet ones get me creased haha

I've started to call fab "cock ring city" Cause they're everywhere and some look painful

The soft dick pics also amuse me... What do you expect me to do with it? Haha.... Shouting "Grow baby Grow" At my phone screen hahahaha

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By *adymischiefWoman
over a year ago

Llantrisant

Definitely loveee the pics of dicks with their boxers around their ankles .. we don't need to see how long you've been wearing the same pair lol

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

For some reason “ treat her with respect “ always has to be written at the end of a verification.

Red

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By *laytonAMan
over a year ago

Newport

Always write, "if I read your message and dont reply take it as a polite no." At the end of your profile. Even though 50% of people have never read your profile and 40% will ignore the message anyway, it makes you feel better inside when you tell them to f off after the 3rd message or you block them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I particularly love women's close up pictures, of spunk dribbling out of one of their orifices. Mmmmmm

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By *hiny-SinnersCouple
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan

When you acknowledge a guy’s simple compliment on one of your pics or posts with a “thanks” or something similar, and then they take it as an invitation to blurt out all their deepest fantasies and constantly bombard you with questions about the most minute aspects of your sexuality and what you are doing!

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By *um2020Man
over a year ago

Lampeter

"Haha the toilet ones get me creased haha

I've started to call fab "cock ring city" Cause they're everywhere and some look painful

The soft dick pics also amuse me... What do you expect me to do with it? Haha.... Shouting "Grow baby Grow" At my phone screen hahahaha "

Disco inferno...

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By *um2020Man
over a year ago

Lampeter

When measuring a cock with a ruler and pushing it so far you can see it starting at 2"...

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