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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A woman walks past a pet shop and in the window theres a sign

"Fanny licking frog inside".

Intrigued by this sign she goes into the pet shop and says to the man behind the counter, "can I see the fanny licking frog"

With a grin he replies ....

Bonjour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My wife told me to go to the doctors to get some of those pills that give you an erection.

You should have seen her face when I come back and tossed her some slimming pills.

I'm still looking for a place to live.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A big fight at a gypsy wedding broke out in ireland, goes to court and the judge asks can anyone tell me what happened?

Paddy says I can sir I was the best man and was dancing quiet close to the bride and the groom come up and kicked her right in the fanny.

That must of hurt he said,bloody right said paddy he broke 3 of my fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My ex told me she couldn't live without me and recently I found out she was still alive.

More bloody lies

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