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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many of you have bought something on-line and found it to be a complete waste of time, or absolute genius?

What was it?

Why was it useless or successful?

Did you leave a review?

Just a bit of fun, and knowledge sharing for a Monday

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By *ragon1booMan
over a year ago

blackwood

I buy way to much useless rubbish, I need myself a new hobby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I buy way to much useless rubbish, I need myself a new hobby "

Sounds like you have a hobby! Buying useless rubbish on line

What did you buy?

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By *attoodchapMan
over a year ago

Swansea

I bought a vibrating piercing! Completely useless as I never had sex when I had it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bought a vibrating piercing! Completely useless as I never had sex when I had it!!"

Ah shame, but every little helps eh!

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By *ragon1booMan
over a year ago

blackwood

You know those inflatable waving things they have outside car sales and stuff?

I got d*unk and thought “I know I’ll buy on of those”

Didn’t remember buying it and then about a week later I was the confused proud owner of one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha question is, did you inflate it and where did you put it if you did hahaha

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By *woscoopsswanseaMan
over a year ago

swansea

An anti snoring device that was meant to blow air up nose to stop me snoring. It fell out at the slightest movement and was louder than my snoring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon I've bought every single useless item over lockdown

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Bought resistance bands during lockdown expecting them to be terrible but they're surprisingly effective.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bought resistance bands during lockdown expecting them to be terrible but they're surprisingly effective. "

I bought one of those booty belt resistance gadgets in lockdown too.

It was awful, and I flung my neighbours cat over the fence whilst trying to work out the logistics of the contraption

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I reckon I've bought every single useless item over lockdown "

Definitely guilty of the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know those inflatable waving things they have outside car sales and stuff?

I got d*unk and thought “I know I’ll buy on of those”

Didn’t remember buying it and then about a week later I was the confused proud owner of one "

So random, yet so funny!

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By *ord MarmiteMan
over a year ago

BRIDGEND


"and I flung my neighbours cat over the fence whilst trying to work out the logistics of the contraption "

Is it wrong that I laughed reading this?

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

I was home one Friday evening and having a few drinks. I start searching ebay and come across old computer games and I get all nostalgic. Anyway, to cut a long story short, a week later I get a random parcel delivered. I open it up to see 5 cassette games for an amstrad cpc464. Great games to be fair. I just couldn't play them

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By *aidinwalesWoman
over a year ago

Rainbows End

Recently became the proud owner of a strap on at 63 yrs of age ! No idea what ever possessed me but after a bottle of Prosecco and a few gins it must have seemed like a good idea TBH it was only when a parcel arrived unexpectedly and I checked my bank account I found out I had ordered it !

I guess I have a new way of storing my longer necklaces at least !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once bought a pair of shoes for my wedding, curse those shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and I flung my neighbours cat over the fence whilst trying to work out the logistics of the contraption

Is it wrong that I laughed reading this? "

I kid you not! Think Garfield in a catapult

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was home one Friday evening and having a few drinks. I start searching ebay and come across old computer games and I get all nostalgic. Anyway, to cut a long story short, a week later I get a random parcel delivered. I open it up to see 5 cassette games for an amstrad cpc464. Great games to be fair. I just couldn't play them "

Doh! What a mistaka to maker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Recently became the proud owner of a strap on at 63 yrs of age ! No idea what ever possessed me but after a bottle of Prosecco and a few gins it must have seemed like a good idea TBH it was only when a parcel arrived unexpectedly and I checked my bank account I found out I had ordered it !

I guess I have a new way of storing my longer necklaces at least !

"

There will be plenty here that will be wanting your strap on to make an appearance no doubt. Such a shame to waste it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brought a mandolin food chopper. Absolutely brilliant item

Place the fruit or vegetable in the slide draw back and for across the blades and boom. Perfect slices. Can set thickness of slice as well as julienne. Use it it finely chop onions. Makes the onion uniform so even cooking.

Couldn’t do with out it now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brought a mandolin food chopper. Absolutely brilliant item

Place the fruit or vegetable in the slide draw back and for across the blades and boom. Perfect slices. Can set thickness of slice as well as julienne. Use it it finely chop onions. Makes the onion uniform so even cooking.

Couldn’t do with out it now. "

Great to hear of a positive purchase. Thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once bought a pair of shoes for my wedding, curse those shoes "

I shouldn't laugh, but I did . Were they crocodile shoes?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once bought a pair of shoes for my wedding, curse those shoes

I shouldn't laugh, but I did . Were they crocodile shoes?! "

No but there were crocodile tears

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Once bought a pair of shoes for my wedding, curse those shoes

I shouldn't laugh, but I did . Were they crocodile shoes?!

No but there were crocodile tears "

Anybody else got Jimmy's nail in their heads now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once bought a pair of shoes for my wedding, curse those shoes

I shouldn't laugh, but I did . Were they crocodile shoes?!

No but there were crocodile tears

Anybody else got Jimmy's nail in their heads now "

Can think of worse places to have him

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Once bought a pair of shoes for my wedding, curse those shoes

I shouldn't laugh, but I did . Were they crocodile shoes?!

No but there were crocodile tears

Anybody else got Jimmy's nail in their heads now

Can think of worse places to have him "

Well he was an ugly bugger but he had a nice voice. That's something I bought once, crocodile shoes 2 album. Quite liked that one.

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Ha, how could I forget?! I bought a carbon ebay when d*unk and didn't remember until the seller messaged me asking when I was picking it up

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Ha, how could I forget?! I bought a carbon ebay when d*unk and didn't remember until the seller messaged me asking when I was picking it up "

That should read as 'car on' not 'carbon'. The car was definitely not made of carbon fibre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most recent was a rubber vag. I had owned a similar wanking contraption previously which broke so thought I'd give this a go (was only cheap so...)

Waste if time! First use I broke a hole in the top which ruined the suction and become useless.

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By *indictiveMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

We bought some clothes from Shein, wow look at those prices we thought. Its definitely cheap for a reason....

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Ha, how could I forget?! I bought a carbon ebay when d*unk and didn't remember until the seller messaged me asking when I was picking it up

That should read as 'car on' not 'carbon'. The car was definitely not made of carbon fibre! "

Intriguing, what car was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We bought some clothes from Shein, wow look at those prices we thought. Its definitely cheap for a reason.... "

So glad you mentioned this I have looked at a number of things on their site and thought wow that looks nice, but the reviews keep putting me off.

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Ha, how could I forget?! I bought a carbon ebay when d*unk and didn't remember until the seller messaged me asking when I was picking it up

That should read as 'car on' not 'carbon'. The car was definitely not made of carbon fibre!

Intriguing, what car was it? "

Toyota MR2

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By *indictiveMan
over a year ago

Bridgend


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So glad you mentioned this I have looked at a number of things on their site and thought wow that looks nice, but the reviews keep putting me off. "

Exactly! Looks lovely but the material is super flimsy and the cut of the clothes is awful, well in our experience anyway.

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By *ussycat69Woman
over a year ago

caerphilly

I’ve just bought a new kinky dolly dress and wand. Can’t wait for it to arrive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Ben & Jerry’s carton cosy!

Allows you to eat a whole tub without cold fingers-genius!

Man has reached it’s pinnacle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve just bought a new kinky dolly dress and wand. Can’t wait for it to arrive. "

Ooh now I wouldn't mind seeing that maybe help with it's review!

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

Mr Cream bought some gold hot pants for himself to go spinning around in. However, his manhood kept falling out of them - so these days, they are talked about but never worn…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Cream bought some gold hot pants for himself to go spinning around in. However, his manhood kept falling out of them - so these days, they are talked about but never worn… "

Mr Cream I need to see these as evidence, and will be sure to wear my glasses

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Ha, how could I forget?! I bought a carbon ebay when d*unk and didn't remember until the seller messaged me asking when I was picking it up

That should read as 'car on' not 'carbon'. The car was definitely not made of carbon fibre!

Intriguing, what car was it?

Toyota MR2 "

Bit of a hairdressers car though in it. A celica GT4 would have been more impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wet look top, didn't realise til it came it was a Chinese large size not a UK large lol

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By *ough and tumbleMan
over a year ago

NEWPORT

Lol have you used the strap-on??

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Ha, how could I forget?! I bought a carbon ebay when d*unk and didn't remember until the seller messaged me asking when I was picking it up

That should read as 'car on' not 'carbon'. The car was definitely not made of carbon fibre!

Intriguing, what car was it?

Toyota MR2

Bit of a hairdressers car though in it. A celica GT4 would have been more impressive "

The mk1 MR2 isn't a hairdresser's car in my opinion. Hate that term anyway if I'm honest.

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