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By *pples123456 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Had one a few years back. Sorry didn't turn up but was just about to leave when my microwave blow up, frighten the cat who was sick everywhere, the dog came running into the kitchen to see what was happening slipped in the cats sick, smacked into the cupboard and I think he's broken his leg so had to take him to the vet. .

Several hours later they posted a veri saying "thanks for rescuing me had a great afternoon/evening... I can only assume their dog was on fab lol

Didn't think that could be topped until today..

Sorry I didn't make it, was half way to yours when I realised it was daylight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had one a few years back. Sorry didn't turn up but was just about to leave when my microwave blow up, frighten the cat who was sick everywhere, the dog came running into the kitchen to see what was happening slipped in the cats sick, smacked into the cupboard and I think he's broken his leg so had to take him to the vet. .

Several hours later they posted a veri saying "thanks for rescuing me had a great afternoon/evening... I can only assume their dog was on fab lol

Didn't think that could be topped until today..

Sorry I didn't make it, was half way to yours when I realised it was daylight lol "

Vampire???

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By *pples123456 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Had one a few years back. Sorry didn't turn up but was just about to leave when my microwave blow up, frighten the cat who was sick everywhere, the dog came running into the kitchen to see what was happening slipped in the cats sick, smacked into the cupboard and I think he's broken his leg so had to take him to the vet. .

Several hours later they posted a veri saying "thanks for rescuing me had a great afternoon/evening... I can only assume their dog was on fab lol

Didn't think that could be topped until today..

Sorry I didn't make it, was half way to yours when I realised it was daylight lol

Vampire???"

I dud think that but then thought maybe his wife or/and his children were waking up lol

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"Had one a few years back. Sorry didn't turn up but was just about to leave when my microwave blow up, frighten the cat who was sick everywhere, the dog came running into the kitchen to see what was happening slipped in the cats sick, smacked into the cupboard and I think he's broken his leg so had to take him to the vet. .

Several hours later they posted a veri saying "thanks for rescuing me had a great afternoon/evening... I can only assume their dog was on fab lol

Didn't think that could be topped until today..

Sorry I didn't make it, was half way to yours when I realised it was daylight lol

Vampire???

I dud think that but then thought maybe his wife or/and his children were waking up lol "
Yeah that sounds more accurate ..

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4


"Had one a few years back. Sorry didn't turn up but was just about to leave when my microwave blow up, frighten the cat who was sick everywhere, the dog came running into the kitchen to see what was happening slipped in the cats sick, smacked into the cupboard and I think he's broken his leg so had to take him to the vet. .

Several hours later they posted a veri saying "thanks for rescuing me had a great afternoon/evening... I can only assume their dog was on fab lol

Didn't think that could be topped until today..

Sorry I didn't make it, was half way to yours when I realised it was daylight lol "

Can I just say, after a really long journey in the car with still a remaining 3 hours to go, that has made me nearly pee my pants with laughter Apples. Matt is still laughing about the amount of effort that went into the story…

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By *ichieM50Man
over a year ago

Bridgend

I think that’s brightened everyone’s day up brilliant, I’d say you couldn’t write it but obviously they could!,

I suppose it’s better than “can’t find you”,when you’ve given them a what3words location, then get blanked!

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By *oaming doggerMan
over a year ago

manchester

I tend to just get no showed and blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a new 1 yesterday. The lady decided she doesn't like beards so apparently she had quite little that second came down with a horrible rash.

My reply was don't you think just saying sorry I'm not liking the beard instead of hoping I'd believe such a pathetic lie... then I blocked her lol

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By *atKat-xoxWoman
over a year ago

Neath,united kingdom


"I got a new 1 yesterday. The lady decided she doesn't like beards so apparently she had quite little that second came down with a horrible rash.

My reply was don't you think just saying sorry I'm not liking the beard instead of hoping I'd believe such a pathetic lie... then I blocked her lol"

Oh my god.

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