Pineapple/Asparagus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not a stupid question obviously.

But if pineapple makes your cum taste better - asparagus makes your pee smell disgusting so what does it do to a man’s squirty face lotion??

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By *ord MarmiteMan
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

Don't know. Don't care. Find someone special that you can put it deep inside of, without fear and worry, with enjoyment for both of you and leave the dilemma of pineapple mixed with asperagus is one left for Gordon Ramsey. Ever wonder why he always had a facial expression like that? That's why. Trying to make sense of it.

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